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Old 05-19-2017, 07:48 PM   #681
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Cook the pizza on "bake" not "broil". Such a rookie mistake I must be tired.


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Note to self...must build rocket stove mass heater and outdoor cob pizza oven
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I can't help with the pizza oven, but I follow this vlog and they built a rocket stove mass heater: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm2...IUxq1eyqhbivfg
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Old 12-31-2017, 09:11 PM   #685
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Note to Self:

DO NOT buy young Jeffrey Alan (pup) any more monkey fists.

You know

when you see him lope down the slope sideways ... pauses ... sits, looks back at his butt, does a quick butt drag, shoots into the air with his legs looking like they are having spasms ... then back to loping loping sideways again

that he has just done his #2 business and is coming straight to you for help.

You know you cannot refuse to help him.

You how much you dislike having to pull seemingly miles of multicolored yarn from Jeffrey's bum.



(by the way, no hands on ... task requires lots of multifolded paper towels)
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sigh even if you'll judge it harshly after just go with the words as they come
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Old 01-01-2018, 02:46 PM   #687
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DO NOT buy young Jeffrey Alan (pup) any more monkey fists. ...



You how much you dislike having to pull seemingly miles of multicolored yarn from Jeffrey's bum.



(by the way, no hands on ... task requires lots of multifolded paper towels)
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Yes, me too!

I adopted Jeffrey last mid May from a shelter. He is so nosey. Now he is chewing up and eating his favorite toys.

I have a new fear.

When I first got him, he was a little puppy guy and terrified of his squeaky toys because of the noise they made. I had to remove the squeakers from every single one. A while back, he decided he no longer feared the squeakies.

Can't wait until he eats a squeakie. He is rambuncious and loud now. If this happens, I will step aside and allow his vet to help him with that.
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Yes, me too!

I adopted Jeffrey last mid May from a shelter. He is so nosey. Now he is chewing up and eating his favorite toys.

I have a new fear.

When I first got him, he was a little puppy guy and terrified of his squeaky toys because of the noise they made. I had to remove the squeakers from every single one. A while back, he decided he no longer feared the squeakies.

Can't wait until he eats a squeakie. He is rambuncious and loud now. If this happens, I will step aside and allow his vet to help him with that.
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You will have to wear a band aid to stop the bleeding after the door scrapes over your toes..yeah, I heard you scream and cuss all the way over here. Just saying..
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Remember you were a hot girlfriend BUT, your going to be an even hotter ex-girlfriend!

Stay sexy!
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hey girl.... look.... you're doing it

I knew you could do it.

You are amazing and powerful more than you understand right now, soon you will see the results of that fact.


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Note to Self - Don't judge neighbor too harshly. Remember she's been through a lot and the last thing she needs right now is any sort of condemnation. Try to look past the crabby and do something kind today. Take her that yarn and those puzzle books you didn't get to while you were in the hospital. You'll barely miss them and you know she enjoys doing that sort of thing a lot.
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