Honey I'm home.

[lillith]

OMGosh!That is insane! It might get to 75 here. Yes, I do believe that cackling is totally allowed in this situation. But please, don't melt, and don't forget the sunscreen.

[Mr Nice Guy]

OMGosh!That is insane! It might get to 75 here. Yes, I do believe that cackling is totally allowed in this situation. But please, don't melt, and don't forget the sunscreen.

Yup Lillith Honey, it's like that. I don't know why everyone think we have AC? I'll do my best. Thanks for caring. See you all later.

[Mr Nice Guy]

Help!!! I'm melting like butter. Got toast?

[amnesia.bfp]

Honey, I'm home! Maybe you can help me remember who I am. Come play my game.

[lillith]

Oh, no! Don't melt like butter....*spritzes you down with ice water* If that doesn't work, I will get toast, then.

[Mr Nice Guy]

Honey, I'm home!! Ok get the toast Lillith Honey. God that sucked!!! Going to go shower. Be right back. :)

[Mr Nice Guy]

Honey, I'm home! Maybe you can help me remember who I am. Come play my game.

Are you one of my friends?

[amnesia.bfp]

Are you one of my friends?

Maybe. Come play my game and find out.

[Mr Nice Guy]

Maybe. Come play my game and find out.

God, your like a good meal. Hard to resist. Lol.

[lillith]

Sorry that it was so miserable out there. I won't tell you it is 71 here or that there is a gorgeous ocean breeze. Is there any kind of weather that does not permit you to work?

[Mr Nice Guy]

Rain, sleet, and snow nor dark of night will stop the Mailbutch delivering your mail. It would take a blizzard and 3 feet of snow to stop a Letter Carrier. Hey Lillith Honey? Who's that above? Should I be afraid? Lol

[lillith]

EB Honey, I don't know. I don't think you should be afraid, though; they could be cute and such.

[Mr Nice Guy]

Lillith Honey, I don't know if cute but they are taken. Fun game. So how was your day? Oh and 71 would be nice here. I'm jealous. :)

[lillith]

My day so far has been ok. Spent a couple of hours on skype with a friend. Relaxed, and am thinking about vacuuming the living room. Going to go for my walk/jog after a while. Any plans for the night?

[Mr Nice Guy]

Sorry Lillith Honey, I was eating a turkey burger. No plans but to stay up later then 9:30. Lol.

[lillith]

Turkey Burger, good choice, EB Honey! That is quite the goal...lol I have faith that you will see it through.

[Mr Nice Guy]

I hope so. Lmao. Hopefully I'll entertain myself til 12? I hope you have a nice walk/jog. You'll have the nice ocean breeze to keep you cool. :)

[always2late]

Hi honeys! Notes from the Amazon: Today was brutal...but thankfully at least one room in my house is not like the south of hell in August! Thanks to the guys who loaned me the window unit....my new heroes! LOL :fan:

[Mr Nice Guy]

Welcome home Always Honey, that Always cracks me up. Get it ? Glad you have one room that's cool. :)

[always2late]

Thanks Elusive honey...hmmm that is laugh worthy too. :) How was your day?

[Mr Nice Guy]

Yup, that made me laugh too. It was a day of butter. I felt like melted butter on toast. :)

[always2late]

Ugh! I'm sorry you have to work in this heat! It must be really rough...besides, I'm sure the heat puts a crimp in your dance routines!

[Mr Nice Guy]

The heat won't take the boogie out of this butt. Lol.

[MissPriss]

Honeyyyyy Im home. Im no longer AWOL I have had a pretty sucky time, but I dont want to get into that here. I hope you are well and had a good day at work.

[Mr Nice Guy]

Welcome home Miss Priss Honey. Glad to see you back. Sorry things weren't good for you. Come and hang with the Honeys.

[MissPriss]

Im hangin in there! I could be almost cured with the right kind of smile, from the right butch. lol I need to relax...Lets honey it up?

[Mr Nice Guy]

Well Miss Priss Honey, I'm sure I can find a Butch Honey to do that for you. Oh butches!!!! Come one come all!!:)

[MissPriss]

I was speaking of your smile, Killer! However, lets line them up lol I will grab my guitar and sing the Honey song to the best smile!

[Mr Nice Guy]

Didn't you know it's just whiteout. I just penciled it in. I only have 2 teeth. Lmao.

[MissPriss]

I think I need to inspect that closely, scoot over here!!

[Mr Nice Guy]

What's up doc? Got a carrot? So if I have my two front teeth then what am I getting for x- mas?

[lillith]

*comes back in and plops down on my couch* I am home Honeys from my walk/jog. Hope everyone is doing good.

[Mr Nice Guy]

Welcome back Lillth Honey. How was your walk? How far do you go?

[lillith]

Thank you EB Honey. I did my mile and a half. I have decided that I need to not take a day off because I lost my groove, as it were. lol
How are you holding up for your 12 a.m. goal? And, well, if you already have your two front teeth, i would imagine that you can whatever else your heart wants.

[MissPriss]

What's up doc? Got a carrot? So if I have my two front teeth then what am I getting for x- mas?


Me????????????????

[Mr Nice Guy]

Thank you EB Honey. I did my mile and a half. I have decided that I need to not take a day off because I lost my groove, as it were. lol
How are you holding up for your 12 a.m. goal? And, well, if you already have your two front teeth, i would imagine that you can whatever else your heart wants.

Get into the groove- Madonna. Lol

Hmmm, I'll have to think on that. :)

[Mr Nice Guy]

Me????????????????

Very cute. :)

[Mr Nice Guy]

Honeys are in the House!! Whoop Whoop!! Raise the roof. :)

[MissPriss]

dances all around the room

[Electrocell]

How about butter? Or can I cackle cause I'm melting? It's going to be hot today. My truck will be 100 to 120 degrees. Crap. :)

Man it got that hot there. You are suppose to live in a cooler state lol.

[Mr Nice Guy]

Welcome Electrocell Honey, no that's just the truck. It was like 95. But the truck gets that hot. It wasn't good. Lol

[Electrocell]

Honey I'm home . Need to do laundry and water the garden (need to teach the cats to do this lol.)

[lillith]

Welcome home all the Honeys. *puts out a evening tray of tea, coffee, pastries,*

[Mr Nice Guy]

Any crumpets? What the heck is a crumpet?

[lillith]

They are thick girdle cakes, almost look like an english muffin. Ha! Maybe cause it is! Brilliant! And yes, there are if you want there to be.

[Mr Nice Guy]

No thank you Lillith Honey. I was being a wise ass as always. Lol

[Electrocell]

Welcome Electrocell Honey, no that's just the truck. It was like 95. But the truck gets that hot. It wasn't good. Lol

No it's not could give you a heat stroke.

[Mr Nice Guy]

Well I did start getting a headache and I wasn't sweating that much.

[always2late]

No thank you Lillith Honey. I was being a wise ass as always. Lol

Listen...there is no need to drag me into this just 'cause you wanna be a wiseass! ;) (and don't call me Shirley LOL)

[jelli]

Honey, I'm home.

The one thing I hate is coming home to an empty house. Nobody there to share your day with. Well I thought to myself while I was working that it would be nice to have someone around that will listen to how your day was. I know for me it's the part that stinks about being single. So feel free to come in and vent or to just say, " Honey I'm home.". :)

This is precisely why Cruel and I bought a black and white Pomeranian - Banjo. I completely believe that Banjo saved me from depression.

I was getting so depressed because every night I would come home and everyone else would be in bed. I know it mattered whether I came home or not, but it sure wasn't feeling that way.

Once we brought Banjo home it all changed. He waited for me to get home, he was excited, he wanted to play(and potty), and he is such a touchy-feely little guy that affection was shared. :gimmehug:

[Mr Nice Guy]

Always Honey- that made me laugh.
Jelli Honey- that was a sweet story. I understand.

[lillith]

Fun times! I love my kid and his besties! We just totally rocked Michael Jackson The Experience on the Wii! Hope all the Honeys are having an amazing night!

[Mr Nice Guy]

Good morning Honeys, coffee is on. I made my goal site of. I was up til 11:30. Now I'm going back to bed. See ya in a bit. :) have a wonderful day!!

[MissPriss]

Honey, Im home!!! I decided to take the day off and re-group. I may have to pay for it the rest of the week, but for today I just cant. I need down time! So, for today it is lots of paperwork, getting things organized and making a great dinner! Oh, and applications, I must go through applications and set up interviews this should be fun! Hope your day is going well.

[Mr Nice Guy]

Hey Miss Priss Honey. Welcome home. I just got in and im going to sit and relax on here for a bit. Paperwork huh? That stinks.

[MissPriss]

Yes, lots of it. I think I may need to hire a secretary now that I am taking everything on. The chances of someone falling right into place and doing it just as I would do it are very slim though, and I really have no time to train. I need to brainstorm..Help Me!! LOL

[LaneyDoll]

Yes, lots of it. I think I may need to hire a secretary now that I am taking everything on. The chances of someone falling right into place and doing it just as I would do it are very slim though, and I really have no time to train. I need to brainstorm..Help Me!! LOL

You need me! I will streamline & organize you to death :)


:sparklyheart:

[MissPriss]

That would be great!! I need 237 bond files organized ASAP and they are very poor files they need alot more info than what they have! Up for calling all these ppl? Do you have a strong voice and a give me no shit attitude? If so get here fast! LOL

[LaneyDoll]

I argue with insurance companies all day. My boss calls me the "A/R Queen" because my success rate is so high. I have found that people respond to self-assurance and civility. I believe that one should remain nice but adamant, until that is not effective, then you bring out the iron will.

:sparklyheart:

[MissPriss]

These ppl are drug dealers and such. They are on bond, the majority of them know nothing of civility and usually do not respond to it at all. LOL

[LaneyDoll]

Then perhaps charm?

:sparklyheart:

[MissPriss]

As most of them are men, sure. Womanly charm is a very useful tool.

[LaneyDoll]

It can be quite effective. Especially with that Southern drawl.

;)

:sparklyheart:

[MissPriss]

Yes that is also a plus. The easiest arrest I ever made in my life was a guy from Indiana. He beat up 2 of the guys, I pulled my gun and said " Im bout to put a bullet in your ass" . He said just put the gun away and keep talking lil momma. It was pretty funny!

[JAGG]

Everytime I read this title I think it says HORNY I'm home ! Haha

[MissPriss]

Maybe EB's next headline will be Honey Im Horny!

[Mr Nice Guy]

Honey I'm horny, I mean homo no I mean home. Sheesh. What did I miss?

[MissPriss]

Well, you missed me of course!

[amnesia.bfp]

Honey I don't know who I am. Will you come and play with me and help me figure out who I am?

[Mr Nice Guy]

Your still trying to catch me drinking something so you can shock me with your words so soda comes out my nose. Lmao. Anyone else want to try?

[MissPriss]

It didnt work? damn it man!!!

[Mr Nice Guy]

Nope. Keep trying. Lol

[always2late]

Elusive honey...even though we've only chatted minimally on here...I still feel a very deep connection. I am going to be in N.H. this weekend....and I think we should meet. PM me all your info, especially phone number, and I'll call you when I get there.





(Ok did that work?? Did soda come out of your nose?? What do I win? LMAO)

[MissPriss]

So I was making dinner and I leaned in to turn the stove off and guess what........I burned my boob!!! Did you spit on that one??

[Mr Nice Guy]

No and holy crap!! Ow! Your boob ok? I mean you?

[Mr Nice Guy]

[QUOTE=always2late;378531][FONT="Book Antiqua"][SIZE="4"][COLOR="Blue"]Elusive honey...even though we've only chatted minimally on here...I still feel a very deep connection. I am going to be in N.H. this weekend....and I think we should meet. PM me all your info, especially phone number, and I'll call you when I get there.




You just won a booby prize. Burnt one at that. lol Are you really coming to N.H? What part?

[always2late]

*Sniff, sniff...wipe away a tear* I'd like to thank the academy for the burnt booby prize....mother always said if I stuck to my dreams one day...one day...I would receive this prize. Thank you all so much for making that dream come true!


Nope I'm not coming to N.H., E.H. Just kidding :) Although I do wanna take a trip up that way this fall.

[MissPriss]

I am ok. Honey one is just a little painful and honey two is in perfect shape!

[Mr Nice Guy]

*Sniff, sniff...wipe away a tear* I'd like to thank the academy for the burnt booby prize....mother always said if I stuck to my dreams one day...one day...I would receive this prize. Thank you all so much for making that dream come true!


Nope I'm not coming to N.H., E.H. Just kidding :) Although I do wanna take a trip up that way this fall.

You Like me, You really really like me. lol Come anytime Just let me know when. Im off in september and deciding where I want to go for a few days. So let me know.

[Mr Nice Guy]

I am ok. Honey one is just a little painful and honey two is in perfect shape!

You Honeys can't say boobs or other body parts. I mean it's been six years since I've been near those things and I'm like a released prisoner. lol

[always2late]

You Like me, You really really like me. lol Come anytime Just let me know when. Im off in september and deciding where I want to go for a few days. So let me know.

Will do :)

[MissPriss]

You Honeys can't say boobs or other body parts. I mean it's been six years since I've been near those things and I'm like a released prisoner. lol


The honeys, bra, panties, lace, red, lipstick, high heels......hahaha

[Mr Nice Guy]

Well Honey, at least you didn't say that one word that no one knows. Phew!! Oh and I'm not telling you all what it is.

[always2late]

Neck? Earlobe? Back of the knee? Femur? Am I getting close? LOL

[Mr Nice Guy]

Very funny Always Honey, but nope. You both crack me up. :)

[MissPriss]

Well Honey, at least you didn't say that one word that no one knows. Phew!! Oh and I'm not telling you all what it is.


HMMMM you are going to make me wonder huh? Guess I will have to think about that one....does it start with a V or a P ? lol hips? thighs? thigh highs? garter belt?

[Mr Nice Guy]

Nope and your not going to get it. You both will be thinking about this tomorrow. lol

[lillith]

Hi, Honeys! I am home from my walk and what nots. *plops down on my couch, rubbing my shins* This shit sucks! Hope everyone enjoyed their days.

[Mr Nice Guy]

Hey Lillth Honey, sorry your shins hurt. Just sit back and take it easy. Here's some water? Juice? Hope you smile soon. :)

[lillith]

Awww, that is very sweet of you. Water would be awesome! :) Thank you, EB Honey.

[Mr Nice Guy]

I'm always there for my Honeys. :)

[lillith]

Yay! I don't know what to make for dinner. Actually, i kinda want doughnuts. :/ But, i have 10 more days until i can be naughty.

[Mr Nice Guy]

Lillith Honey, what else you got in that fridge? I don't want a doughnut. Any fruit? I love fruit.

[lillith]

I don't have any doughnuts, either. We can make stuffed peppers or ohhhh...stuffed portabello mushrooms with a dandelion salad and sweet balsamic dressing?

[Mr Nice Guy]

I'll be there in a second. God even that sounds good. I'm always looking for food.

[lillith]

lol...well, i am a feeder, so you will always find food with me. I have a rule, though...Who ever cooks does not have to do the dishes.

[Mr Nice Guy]

I would help do the dishes. That's how it goes. :)

[lillith]

Perfect! So when will you be here?

[Mr Nice Guy]

Well I'd love to but my bed is calling me and that salad. Now I'm hungry. Watch me dream of food. :)

[lillith]

awww...ok, sleep well, EB Honey. Happy food dreams. :)

[Mr Nice Guy]

Thank you Lillith Honey. You too when you head off to bed. See ya tomorrow. :)

[Mr Nice Guy]

Good morning Honey, ok coffee is on and I brought crumpets. Ok theres all kinds of stuff for breakfast. I hope you all have a wonderful day!!!

[always2late]

Mmmmm I love tea and crumpets! Pass the butter and jam please :)

Patella? Left tibia? (Yes E.H....I am still guessing body parts. I am kinda stubborn like that. LOL)

[ScandalAndy]

Good morning!! I'm grilling for lunch, who wants what? Steak? Burgers? Chicken? Corn on the cob? Veggie burgers?

[MissPriss]

Oh I am at home today buried in paperwork again. I have 3 interviews I hope they go better than yesterday cross your fingers!! Oh SA I want a steak please!!!

[ScandalAndy]

Oh I am at home today buried in paperwork again. I have 3 interviews I hope they go better than yesterday cross your fingers!! Oh SA I want a steak please!!!


It's marinating in salt, pepper and worcestershire. How do you want it cooked? I'm best at medium rare. lol!

[Leigh]

A burger would be nice Andy thank you hun, need help? :D

[MissPriss]

It's marinating in salt, pepper and worcestershire. How do you want it cooked? I'm best at medium rare. lol!


Thats sounds great but pleaseeeee kill it, take all the moooo out of it!

[Mr Nice Guy]

Hello Honeys, I have 5 mins. I saw food so I came running. I'll take anything I can get. Burger or anything. Gee, I must be hungry. Lol.
Hey Always Honey, keep trying. Lol.

[always2late]

MMMM...SA, may I have some grilled corn on the cob please?

E.H....clavicle? Kidney? Navel? Inner right thigh? Left ventricle?

[ScandalAndy]

Okay, I've got steaks running the gamut from well done through medium rare, burgers with cheese and without, grilled corn on the cob, sauteed mushrooms, and squash and zucchini grilled in butter with salt & pepper.

I made fruit salad, it's in the fridge, help yourselves!! :)

Sun tea is brewed on the back patio, y'all will have to put it in the pitcher with ice, sweeten your cup how you like it. :)

[lillith]

Good Morning, Honeys! OMGosh! Andy Honey, give me one of everything! Oh, I must be hungry, too. Starting to sound like EB Honey. m

My favorite muscle is the gastrocnemius and the tibialis anterior. My favorite bones are the phalanges, metacarpals, and metatarsals. Am a certified Massage Therapist, so gotta know this geek.

Hope everyone is enjoying their days. Drive by kisses to everyone!

[ScandalAndy]

Good Morning, Honeys! OMGosh! Andy Honey, give me one of everything! Oh, I must be hungry, too. Starting to sound like EB Honey. m

My favorite muscle is the gastrocnemius and the tibialis anterior. My favorite bones are the phalanges, metacarpals, and metatarsals. Am a certified Massage Therapist, so gotta know this geek.

Hope everyone is enjoying their days. Drive by kisses to everyone!


You're welcome to grab whatever you like, lillith Honey!

I like phalanges, but that's because I'm a perv. ;)

[MissPriss]

Yummy!!!! I think you should come cook me dinner SA, Im having a stressful day!!

[ScandalAndy]

I actually really miss making dinner for someone who will come home from work and walk in the door and squish me and kiss me and say thank you for such awesome food. I used to get giddy that last 15 minutes before my partner would get home because I couldn't wait for that moment.

*sigh*

[Mr Nice Guy]

Hello Honey Bunnies, I'm a Homo. Just in case you didnt know. Ok I'm have one of Andy honeys burgers. Woo hoo!!! Food. Thank you Andy Honey for the food. You rock!!

[MissPriss]

AWWW me too SA cooking wouldnt seem like such a chore for me if I had someone to appreciate it. I have only been with one butch that would cook dinner for me and she couldnt handle my job so that fizzled out real fast lol

[lillith]

Hey, ladies! For me, I don't mind cooking for my partner, but I would really like to have someone in the kitchen cooking with me. Seems kinda romantic that way.

Welcome Home, EB Honey. Hope you didn't turn into butter today.

[Mr Nice Guy]

Thank you Lillith Honey. its always nice to have someone care that your home. So how is all the Honeys?

[MissPriss]

Welcome home EB.....

[Mr Nice Guy]

Thank you Miss Priss honey. I'm not butter today, just having one of those days.

[lillith]

Awwww, EB Honey. Anything we can do to help?

[MissPriss]

I am having a nasty nasty day my mind is in a billion places and I cant seem to relax about anything!!

[lillith]

*hugs Priss* this week seems to be an off one all the way around.

[Mr Nice Guy]

Awwww, EB Honey. Anything we can do to help?

Well I'm not one to impose but I could use a hug and a shoulder to vent to about the same old shit. But I think writing this made me feel a little better. Thank you for being sweet. Being on this site for a month and the other site for 7 years makes me realize what I've been missing.

[MissPriss]

Huggles EB close to the Honeys

[lillith]

*Hugs EB Honey and lends my shoulder* If you want to vent, I am here. I am a talker and listener. It can't be helped lol.

[Mr Nice Guy]

Huggles EB close to the Honeys

Thank you Miss Priss Honey, Now all you Femmes hugging me would be nice and warm. Thanks!!!!

[Mr Nice Guy]

*Hugs EB Honey and lends my shoulder* If you want to vent, I am here. I am a talker and listener. It can't be helped lol.

Its funny Lillith Honey, I'm the one whos always doing that. Thats why I've been on so long. Again you are very sweet and i might take you up on that sometime.:)

[MissPriss]

How Sweet..............

[lillith]

You're welcome, EB Honey, the door is open. And thank you.

[Mr Nice Guy]

No Lillith Honey, Thank you!!! :)

[ScandalAndy]

Welcome home cuddle puddle!!! Everyone jump on the bed now so we can turn on a movie and smush!

[Mr Nice Guy]

Welcome home cuddle puddle!!! Everyone jump on the bed now so we can turn on a movie and smush!

Hi Andy Honey, Cuddle puddle? You femmes are silly with your words.

[lillith]

OK, fine...lol...You're welcome. *plops down on my couch and smirks*

[Mr Nice Guy]

Ok get this Honeys. My Mom lives with me here until she gets housing. I came home today and she made me 2 pcs of chicken. I told her that I didnt want to eat now. So I came on here instead. Then I was thinking about all that food that Andy made. So I went upstairs to eat what she made and half was gone. She already had her own supper and half of mine! Needless to say I felt defeated and just had the one sandwich. God! This was and always is part of my day.

[lillith]

Awwww...EB Honey. That sucks! You do need a care package!

[Mr Nice Guy]

Thank you Lillith Honey, that's a sweet thought. Never had one and could never ask for one but I do appreciate the thought. Your very kind. :) All you Honeys are sweet.

[always2late]

Ok get this Honeys. My Mom lives with me here until she gets housing. I came home today and she made me 2 pcs of chicken. I told her that I didnt want to eat now. So I came on here instead. Then I was thinking about all that food that Andy made. So I went upstairs to eat what she made and half was gone. She already had her own supper and half of mine! Needless to say I felt defeated and just had the one sandwich. God! This was and always is part of my day.


E.H.....if I may ask personal questions....how old is your mother? What kind of housing is she waiting for? Did you ask her why she's eaten your dinner? What was her answer?

[Mr Nice Guy]

E.H.....if I may ask personal questions....how old is your mother? What kind of housing is she waiting for? Did you ask her why she's eaten your dinner? What was her answer?

She's 70. Regular housing for section 8. I didnt bother asking her that. If only you knew. Let's go back to being happy and Femme hugs. Lol

[MissPriss]

Honey Im home......again.

[deb_U_taunt]

Been home all day waiting. :)

[Mr Nice Guy]

Honey Im home......again.

Welcome home again Miss Priss Honey. :)

[Mr Nice Guy]

Been home all day waiting. :)

Well welcome home Debby Honey. :)

[deb_U_taunt]

Well welcome home Debby Honey. :)

I put brownies in the oven.

[Mr Nice Guy]

Debby Honey, I heard you make the best brownies. I'll take one when they're done. Please. :)

[deb_U_taunt]

Debby Honey, I heard you make the best brownies. I'll take one when they're done. Please. :)

My daughter told me today, no more brownies unless I make them vegan. :( She has decided she is taking over my diet. Vegan???

[Mr Nice Guy]

Vegan? Not sure I want one of those. Lol.

[deb_U_taunt]

Vegan? Not sure I want one of those. Lol.

Apparently, I would have to give up all that I love about food.

[Mr Nice Guy]

I'm not much of a sweet person but I do like brownies. Well you make them and I'll try one... I guess. lol

[deb_U_taunt]

No steak on the BBQ. Horrifying.

[lillith]

Vegan Brownies can be super good! Just substitute the eggs for apple sauce.

[deb_U_taunt]

Vegan Brownies can be super good! Just substitute the eggs for apple sauce.

I promised her beginning tomorrow for a month I would give it a shot and see if it helps.

[Mr Nice Guy]

Hmmm, that doesn't sound so bad. Heck I like applesauce. Go for it Debby Honey. You can at least say you tried it. :)

[deb_U_taunt]

And she will check on me and my gluten free bestie is going to be here in the morning. Between them, I will be melting away to gorgeous and healthy.

[Mr Nice Guy]

Well Debby Honey, enjoy the new tastes. Let us know what's good. I'm off to bed. I will see you tomorrow. Save me some brownies. ;). Nite to all the Honeys.

[ScandalAndy]

Hi Andy Honey, Cuddle puddle? You femmes are silly with your words.

OMG EB honey, you've never had a cuddle puddle? In college my friends and i would all smush together on one of the hammocks on the quad, or in one of our dorm beds, and just tangle up and hug and watch movies. It was one of the most amazing experiences, being able to have the comfort of physical human touch without any of the awkward stuff that could happen if it was sexual or relationship-based. Since there are so many of us femme-types I thought it would be nice!

And she will check on me and my gluten free bestie is going to be here in the morning. Between them, I will be melting away to gorgeous and healthy.

Oh girl, tell me how that works out for you. i dated a vegan and it was the hardest thing ever for me to change my entire cooking routine to accommodate the lack of animal products. It weirded me out at first, but I'm much better with it now. I'm still better with meat (lol that sounds dirty).

[Mr Nice Guy]

Good morning Honeys, I hope you all have a wonderful day today. I'll leave the coffee on for you all. Too tired to leave breakfast. I'm off to get ready for work. See you all later. :)

[lillith]

Good morning, EB Honey. Have a fabulous day at work and don't melt, ok? *hugs*

[Mr Nice Guy]

Thank you Lillith Honey. I hope your day is a great one. Enjoy your walk today if you go. I'll see you later. :)

[ScandalAndy]

Good morning Honeys! Have a good day at work/home/school/whatever. :)

Missing you already EB!

Lillith, what shall we do today? :)

[deb_U_taunt]

Good morning Honeys! Have a good day at work/home/school/whatever. :)

Missing you already EB!

Lillith, what shall we do today? :)

You two can go couch shopping with me? :)

[always2late]

Good morning honeys! *takes some of the coffee E.H. left* I brought doughnuts cause I am celebrating!! They are FINALLY gonna be able to fix my ac on Monday! :cheer:

[ScandalAndy]

You two can go couch shopping with me? :)

Dibs on jumping on the couch to test it's "springiness". That's necessary, I promise. Otherwise you won't get the right couch for the job. ;)


Good morning honeys! *takes some of the coffee E.H. left* I brought doughnuts cause I am celebrating!! They are FINALLY gonna be able to fix my ac on Monday! :cheer:

HOORAY AC!!! I think a donut party is JUST RIGHT for that. :)

[always2late]

Yay! Couch jumping and donuts AND ac! Life is good! :)

[Leigh]

Morning Honey's, couch jumping sounds like fun :D

[Mr Nice Guy]

Hello Honeys, I'm stopping in for a brief second. On lunchtime now. Wanted to say hi. Hope all the Honeys are having a great day. :)

[lillith]

*plops down on my couch* It feels like this is going to be a long day...

[Mr Nice Guy]

Honey, I'm home. Whats for dinner? Did you all have a great day?

[always2late]

I had a GREAT day E.H....nothing much happened but the thought of actual air conditioning in a matter of days has me giddy! Whatcha want for dinner?

[Mr Nice Guy]

I had a GREAT day E.H....nothing much happened but the thought of actual air conditioning in a matter of days has me giddy! Whatcha want for dinner?


Thats great about your ac and your day. ill tell you what I had so far. A raw potato and 3 slices of bread. My Mom was hunting around for food even tho she had soup. Oh ya, I had 2 biscuits to her 4. God help me. I'll take anthing. Sorry Honeys that I'm always asking for food. But you all describe food so good that I want more.

[lillith]

Welcome home, EB Honey. Going to make tacos tonight.

[Mr Nice Guy]

Welcome home, EB Honey. Going to make tacos tonight.

I love TACOS!!!! Woohoo!! Thanks Lillith Honey. Always Honey is cooking up something also.

[always2late]

I'm Italian...so I make kickass Italian food. But I am an awesome cook in general, and can usually make just about anything. So, put in your requests! :)

[Mr Nice Guy]

I'm Italian...so I make kickass Italian food. But I am an awesome cook in general, and can usually make just about anything. So, put in your requests! :)

Oh my god!!! I love italian food too!!!

[always2late]

Oh my god!!! I love italian food too!!!

Well if ya play your cards right...I might just mail you some meatballs. LOL

[Mr Nice Guy]

Well if ya play your cards right...I might just mail you some meatballs. LOL

Sheesh dont do that in the sumer time. Wait til winter that way the wont turn to mush. I'll be back I'm going to go have cereal. Yahoo.

[always2late]

*wonders if Fed ex would ship lasagna*

[Mr Nice Guy]

Let see, hmmm probably. Lol. That means I get Tacos, lasagna and brownies( even tho they're vegan) which there's nothing wrong with that. Where do I hide it when it gets here? Just kidding. Ok not. :)

[always2late]

*makes note to only ship single-serve portions*

[Mr Nice Guy]

That would be a smart idea. Lol. I really didn't know this about her. Anyway, hopefully all the other Honeys are having a great night. I have to work tomorrow so I'm having an early night. But tomorrow I'm staying up late. :)

[always2late]

Sigh...so unfair....I have the reverse work schedule of everyone on the planet. Tonight is my "Sunday". I will be MIA until Monday night. Blah.

[Mr Nice Guy]

I know what that's like. I only get every 6th weekend off so I have to say no to a lot of things. It sucks. But I have BF and BFP. So not so bad.

[always2late]

Uh huh...definitely puts a crimp in a social life. But I can't really complain either....I work three 12-hour shifts, and have the rest of the week off. So really, I have it pretty good I guess.

[Mr Nice Guy]

I wouldn't mind that schedule Ok I'll be right back. Have to walk my dog. :)

[Sachita]

Dear EB honey darling....

get comfortable, put on your shorts and flip flops. I have a table set up out by the garden. I have a pot of yellow rice & chicken. The wok is set up on a wood fire so why don't we pick some things- wilt and stir-fry, chop up some vine ripe maters. I have a chilled bottle of chardonnay in a bucket of ice. Faint music floats across the lawn- romantic and seductive. We eat, drink and greet the fireflies.

now come tuck me in

[Mr Nice Guy]

Dear EB honey darling....

get comfortable, put on your shorts and flip flops. I have a table set up out by the garden. I have a pot of yellow rice & chicken. The wok is set up on a wood fire so why don't we pick some things- wilt and stir-fry, chop up some vine ripe maters. I have a chilled bottle of chardonnay in a bucket of ice. Faint music floats across the lawn- romantic and seductive. We eat, drink and greet the fireflies.

now come tuck me in

Welcome home Sachita Honey. It sounds wonderful. I just want to say thank you to all the Honeys for wanting to take of me. You all are very sweet. You know I was thinking today that not alot of Butches come in here. Do you want more? Invite them in. This was never meant to be a just me thread with the Femmes. Although it has been sweet. I'm not use to this kind of attention. Actually it's cool!! :)

[deb_U_taunt]

Sachita - yummy chicken and yellow rice!

lillith - you are right! applesauce subbed for eggs perfect.

always2late - glad to hear your a/c is fixed - I can't imagine a summer without a/c.

EB - I get the feeling you get spoiled around here. lol

[Mr Nice Guy]

Welcme home Debby Honey, to be honest it's nice. Never been with a giving Femme. Wasn't sure you all existed. It's a breath of fresh air. God I can't believe I just said that. Lol

[deb_U_taunt]

Welcme home Debby Honey, to be honest it's nice. Never been with a giving Femme. Wasn't sure you all existed. It's a breath of fresh air. God I can't believe I just said that. Lol

There are givers and takers on both sides of the fence. :) Seems 2 givers never seem to land in the same place though.

[Mr Nice Guy]

True that Debby Honey. How's your day going?

[deb_U_taunt]

True that Debby Honey. How's your day going?

Bought a chair instead of the couch I went looking for. lol
BIG chair with a BIG ottoman. The perfect size for me, a dog and a book.

Then napped this afternoon.

[Mr Nice Guy]

Bought a chair instead of the couch I went looking for. lol
BIG chair with a BIG ottoman. The perfect size for me, a dog and a book.

Then napped this afternoon.

Sounds like a nice relaxing day. Chair sounds wonderful and comfortable. :)

[lillith]

Honeys, I am finally home and able to relax! How was everyone's day! Mine was filled with laughter and smiles. I forget that having a good friend is way better than having a so-so boy/boifriend. *Hugs to everyone* Oh, and week two down. Weigh in tomorrow. Yay! Oh! And, my brother is bringing over his hi-tech treadmill for me to train on until I can get better shoes! Yay me! Missed you guys today.

[Leigh]

Hi Honey's, hope your all ready for the weekend :D

[ScandalAndy]

Hi Honeys! I'm home!!! It's 3AM here and all the honeys are sleeping, so I will quietly tiptoe to bed. :)

[Mr Nice Guy]

Honeys, I am finally home and able to relax! How was everyone's day! Mine was filled with laughter and smiles. I forget that having a good friend is way better than having a so-so boy/boifriend. *Hugs to everyone* Oh, and week two down. Weigh in tomorrow. Yay! Oh! And, my brother is bringing over his hi-tech treadmill for me to train on until I can get better shoes! Yay me! Missed you guys today.

Good morning Lillith honey, what kind of foot problem? In my line of work we have them all the time. I know some good shoes or sneakers to wear. Let me know if you need my help. Hope you and all the Honeys have a wonderful day.

[Mr Nice Guy]

Hi Honey's, hope your all ready for the weekend :D

Hey Mathew Honey, yes I said it. Welcome and come stay for a while. I'm off to work. Have a great day.

[lillith]

Morning, EB Honey. I am developing shinsplints because I have super high arches. Yay me! lol...Yes, any recommendations you have would be awesome! Have a beautiful day at work, and I look forward to you coming back home.

[Mr Nice Guy]

What are you wearing when u walk?

[lillith]

Socks and shoes. lol ok for real. I wear reebok's speed something or another.

[Mr Nice Guy]

Ok, are they the ones that tone you as you walk? If so then it's doing it's job. But u need to be comfortable. Ok try these two New Balance, Asics. Asics are the best. Just try some on and walk around store. Your shins hurt too because your working your legs. This happened to me the first two weeks of my job. Also try saucony. Not sure if I spelled that right. When u go to store take me with u. Just let me know when and I'll pop on to help u try on shoes or sneaks. Ok? I'm off to get ready. Have a great day. :)

[Mr Nice Guy]

Honey Im home. I'll be back later on. I need to take a break.

[Mr Nice Guy]

Ok Honeys, I'm back. I'll be around posting. :)

[ScandalAndy]

Welcome back, EB honey! The thread was feeling a little empty!!

[Mr Nice Guy]

Thank you Andy Honey. I'm having a quiet night tonight. Just hanging out. How was your day?

[always2late]

Hi honeys, I'm home! Hope you all had a great day! :)

[ScandalAndy]

Thank you Andy Honey. I'm having a quiet night tonight. Just hanging out. How was your day?


My day was very busy, EB honey! I went to a barbecue to celebrate the birthday of a dear friend who passed away this past year. Her parents came and we all shared lots of food and stories and laughs. After that I did my usual long drive home singing along with the radio, followed by chores around the house. Now i'm looking for something to do!

Hi honeys, I'm home! Hope you all had a great day! :)

Welcome home, honey!! Now sit back, relax, have a cold beverage and let's chit chat. :)

[always2late]

Oh a cold beverage sounds lovely! Just what I needed!

[Mr Nice Guy]

Sorry Honeys, I'm having one of those times when you just want to be alone. Ever feel that way? I could use a cold drink.

[ScandalAndy]

Sorry Honeys, I'm having one of those times when you just want to be alone. Ever feel that way? I could use a cold drink.

I've made a pitcher of Debbie Downer Punch. I'm such a grumpapotamous right now that I just don't want to deal with anything at all. I completely understand what you mean.

[MissPriss]

Hey EB, Im home. Ive had such a rough day I have eaten take out twice!! I hope you are feeling better by now. Smile!!!

[lillith]

Sorry Honeys, I'm having one of those times when you just want to be alone. Ever feel that way? I could use a cold drink.

First...*hugs EB Honey* I am sorry that you had a rough day, and if you want to talk about it, I am here. Second, thank you for volunteering to come with me to get new shoes. Third...*Hugs EB Honey again*

Today did not go anywhere near as planned. I didn't get up till 12:30 and was supposed to be at my brother's house around 11 for my niece's birthday party, and I was supposed to be home around 2 so I could clean out the garage. I am just now getting home from my brother's. Needless to say, the garage will get tackled tomorrow. I ate everything in sight and it was soooooo good! Yummy Yummy Yummy, I got goodies in my tummy! :) Got a phone call I was not expecting, and a text with an apology that I was not expecting. Good day, overall! :)

[ReDo]

I am finally "home"

Took 2 days to get here but well... I am ready to head back out.

[Mr Nice Guy]

Good morning Honeys, I'm on my way in to the grocery store. Wanted to pop in and say hi. Welcome home Miss Kiss, glad to see you here. It's funny cause your the only Ive really met in person. Glad your home. Now go find those birdies. Lol. See you all in a bit.

[ReDo]

Good morning Honeys, I'm on my way in to the grocery store. Wanted to pop in and say hi. Welcome home Miss Kiss, glad to see you here. It's funny cause your the only Ive really met in person. Glad your home. Now go find those birdies. Lol. See you all in a bit.

No worries elusive I am going bird hunting right now!

While you are out could you please pick up some strawberries? I am craving them and don't feel like getting them myself so if you wouldn't mind???

Oh did you enjoy your steak last night?

[Mr Nice Guy]

Steak was good Miss Kiss. Now I just got home. Took Mom to Taco bell. She's never been. Then we stopped at goodwill. She loves that place. :) hope you and all the Honeys are having a great day. Off to have ice cream.

[Leigh]

Hey Honey's, its Sunday and I hope your all having a wonderful day :-)

[Mr Nice Guy]

Good morning Honeys, sorry about last night. Had family stuff to deal with. Hopefully I'll be on tonight. Hope you all have a wonderful day. :)

[ScandalAndy]

Morning Honeys, have a good day!!! The boss is out all week so I'm in charge. Holy high stress levels!!!

[Mr Nice Guy]

Hey Andy Honey, I understand the stress. For me it's work, home and Mom stress. Hope your day gets less stressful. :)

[msW8ing]

http://i1142.photobucket.com/albums/n620/Wendy_Sampson/7f1195c2-5bde-41eb-83c5-daed20f8a203.jpg

[Mr Nice Guy]

Thank you Miss W8Ing, I needed that. :)

[ScandalAndy]

hey honey, i'm home, and if it's okay with you I think I'm just going to curl up on the couch here and try really hard not to complain about my long, stressful day.


yeah, this is one of those days where coming home to the empty house is the freaking worst.

[Mr Nice Guy]

((((Andy)))) I'm home. You just can't see me. This house will never be empty so welcome home Andy Honey. :)

[clay]

schlepping in....plops down on sofa......HONEYS!!!!! I am home!!! Did anyone miss me? Or did ya even notice I was MIA! Better yet, does anyone care that I have been MIA?
Okay, I guess since it is Monday, everyone is just chillaxin' from the day...
so I will give hugs to all you gorgeous femmes and say hi to the handsome Butches!!! I am in some serious need of some tender TLC!!! So....with that said.....come on in..sit down and let me tell you my troubles.....siggghhhh:|

[Leigh]

Hi Honey's I'm home to visit :-)

[Mr Nice Guy]

Good morning Hineys. Hope you all have a wonderful day!! Welcome home Matt and Clay Honeys.

[ReDo]

Good Morning Honey to you too...

oh my gosh running on 3 hours sleep. I can't even see you to talk to you right now. Wow..

Honey I am going back to sleep. I will be home again in a few hours.

[always2late]

Good morning honeys!! I am in a stellar mood today because (drum roll please)....I have ac!! Not a moment too soon because we are in for an awful heat wave this week. Bring it on! The fuzz faces and I will be relaxing in the nice COOL air! :)

[clay]

Morning Everyone!
Oh my achey knees....."uncle arthur" is killing me!!!! I hate when the barometric pressure is so high...it always wreaks havoc on my joints...lol...last night they were aching really badly!!! I have a quiet day planned thus far...not doing a whole lot...just "babying" my knee...maybe icing it! Glad you finally have your AC back Always!!! That is terrible to be without AC!. Have a great day everyone!!!

[ReDo]

clay sorry about your knees. I know my fibromyalgia has been a bit cranky these last couple days too..

have a good restful day and just take it easy.

[Leigh]

Morning Honey's, have a fantastic day :-)

[MissPriss]

Im home and actually not so tired that I cant do anything but sleep. Yay me!

[Mr Nice Guy]

Hey Honey, I'm home. Going to go eat. Brb. Welcome home miss Priss, Clay, Mathew and Miss Kiss Honey.

[Mr Nice Guy]

Honey I'm a Homo again....:)

[MissPriss]

Hey Homo!............

[Mr Nice Guy]

Now that's a greeting!!:) cracked me up. Thanks Miss Priss Honey.

[MissPriss]

no problem You are one of my favorite homos

[Mr Nice Guy]

We'll thank you Miss Priss Honey. Im a Homo , your a Homo. Wouldn't you like to be a Homo too? Ha ha ha.

[MissPriss]

*runs 2 join the Homo circle* sings alonggggggg

[Mr Nice Guy]

Miss Priss Honey has been Homo-Fied!!! Welcome to the club. :)

[MissPriss]

yay, Do I get a badge? If so, Can it have sparkles?

[Mr Nice Guy]

One badge with sparkles coming up.

[MissPriss]

thanks.........................

[clay]

Hey all you Homos! I am homo, too...from the pool-o and Hot Tub-o! Had it all to myself, too!!!! Nice gentle breeze, pool warm from the day's heat...the hot tub was delicious! Now I am having a bite of dinner and going to curl up and watch TV!!! Woot! Woot!

[MissPriss]

No fair! You should always share the hot tub!

[clay]

lol....well I sent out invitations...did all you Homos not get yours? Dam....so sowwy!!!No fair! You should always share the hot tub!:confused::hamactor:

[Mr Nice Guy]

Hey Homo Clay. Hows your achy knees? Hopefully better now that you were in the hot tub. :)

[clay]

Hey yourself Homo EB!!! lmao
My achey knees feel so much better! That heat of the hot tub is amazing!!!! I am totally relaxed! Went to de-stress.....siggghhhhhh....and win my :freetoaster: back! Hell I need several...lol