Honey I'm home.

[Mr Nice Guy]

Homo Clay, no worries here and no need to win. We'll leave that for Charlie Sheen. Here's your free and very butch toaster. Enjoy!!

[clay]

Here a Homo....there a Homo...everywhere a Homo.....hey I RESEMBLE that remark!!!! lmao....sings softly schlepping out the doorHomo Clay, no worries here and no need to win. We'll leave that for Charlie Sheen. Here's your free and very butch toaster. Enjoy!!

[LaneyDoll]

Hey honey peeps!!! I hope y'all are having a good night!

:sparklyheart:

[ScandalAndy]

Good morning Hineys. Hope you all have a wonderful day!! Welcome home Matt and Clay Honeys.

why did no one else call you out on calling us hineys? :)

[clay]

rotflmfao....WTG Andy!!! HiYa Andy HONEY!!!! why did no one else call you out on calling us hineys? :)

[always2late]

Hello honeys! I've been pretty absent from the thread today, I think finally having ac and being in cool air put me into a little coma of happiness! LOL I hope you all have a wonderful night. See ya in the morning! :)

[clay]

You and those fuzz faces enjoy that AC, Always Honey!!! Nite nite!Hello honeys! I've been pretty absent from the thread today, I think finally having ac and being in cool air put me into a little coma of happiness! LOL I hope you all have a wonderful night. See ya in the morning! :)

[Mr Nice Guy]

Crap, Miss Always I'm always making typos. Sheesh. Lol
Good morning Honeys!!! Let's all get Homo-Fied!!! Have a wonderful day. :)

[always2late]

Crap, Miss Always I'm always making typos. Sheesh. Lol
Good morning Honeys!!! Let's all get Homo-Fied!!! Have a wonderful day. :)

Mmmhmm.....typos AND mistaken person syndrome. LMAO!!

Good morning honeys!! Happy Wednesday! I hope everyone has a wonderful day! (wow, I am MUCH more cheerful with a working ac LOL)

[ScandalAndy]

lol, okay, just to straighten things out, I'm Andy (not Miss) and I'm not a hiney, although I've been told I have a rather nice one!

Good morning Honeys!! I'm still all stressed out but I made it through half the week! Looking forward to a busy weekend.

I need a honey to be home for me tonight to massage me. My vball team won all five games tonight, but I played so hard I feel like I've been hit by a truck!

[Mr Nice Guy]

Ok I am sooo sorry!! God I'm brain dead. Shoot! God Atlast. I'm sorry. Ok I have to go back to work.

[ScandalAndy]

Ok I am sooo sorry!! God I'm brain dead. Shoot! God Atlast. I'm sorry. Ok I have to go back to work.

I'm going to assume you did that on purpose and laugh at it! :) lol

[clay]

[COLOR="Blue"]Homo Honeys!!!! Where is everyone at? I'm HOMO.....and hungryO! So what's for dinnerO?[ I KNOW there are some fabulous cooks here!!!/COLOR]

[Mr Nice Guy]

Honey, I'm home!!! Sorry about all the mistakes I made in my posts. Going to the eye doctors next thursday. Hope you all had a great day. :)

[MissPriss]

Im here Homos and Im dead tired too tired to cook, who is gonna feed me and run me a hot bath followed by a massage???

[lillith]

*plops down on my couch* Phew! Honeys, I am home! The last week has been a whirlwind of birthday parties, walking/jogging, falling on and off my diet, and whatever else can be fit in. I am currently looking at universities to fill out applications for. I hope that all of the honeys are doing really well.

[Mr Nice Guy]

Hey Honeys, I see some of you made it home. We need a hottub for those with aches. God is it hot!! Hope all is staying cool. :)

[clay]

Toga Party at the Hot Tub, eh? Yeahhhhhhh....lol....hey all the Honeys....good evening! Watching TV and having a Frosty!Hey Honeys, I see some of you made it home. We need a hottub for those with aches. God is it hot!! Hope all is staying cool. :)

[MissPriss]

We need a hot tub, a cook, and massage therapist!

[clay]

Absolutely, we do!!! Who volunteers? lol....Let's see who does....lolWe need a hot tub, a cook, and massage therapist!

[MissPriss]

I work too much to be any of the above lol

[clay]

Hey all you HONEYS!!!!! Anyone HOMO? It is early afternoon...I am bored!!! Looking for a HOMO.....maybe later all you HOMO HONEYS will come in...lol......I will even volunteer to do massages....lol...<wink>

[MissPriss]

Im a HOMO and Im HOME!

[clay]

Welcome HOMO Honey Miss Priss!Im a HOMO and Im HOME!

[clay]

Honey, I'm home.....and I 've had a hard day.....pour me a cold one pls...and oh by the way.....
Going to dip in the pool, followed by a spin in the Hot Tub later!!!!
Come on all you HONEYS!!! Welcome.....

[MissPriss]

Im bout tired of Clay getting all the hot tub time!!! Im getting old and have achey over worked muscles!!

[Leigh]

Hi Honey's I'm Home to visit ~ whats new in the world of the Planet Honey's? :-)

[clay]

well HONEYS, Clay HOMO said you are ALL welcome to come get in!!! My ole bones LOVE that hot tub!!!

[Mr Nice Guy]

Looks like all the Butch Homo's are in the house. Woot Woot!!:)

[clay]

THIS Boi's HOMO azz is headed to the pool then the hot tub! Will BBL....not to "gloat" but to play.....<wink> bye all the HONEY HOMOS!!! and YES< I AM wearing my loincloth from the Island Gilly!Looks like all the Butch Homosl are in the house. Woot Woot!!:)

[MissPriss]

My bones would love an entire day of doing absolutely nothing!! And my brain would love it even more!

[clay]

Granted!!!! C y'all HONEY HOMOS later, dears!!! xoxoxoxooxo...Clay HOMOMy bones would love an entire day of doing absolutely nothing!! And my brain would love it even more!

[Holly.88]

My bones would love an entire day of doing absolutely nothing!! And my brain would love it even more!

I have a spot on my porch swing with your name on it for an entire day of doing nothing. Maybe even a massage.

[lillith]

Honey, I am home. Researching schools to transfer to next fall. Any suggestions?

[Mr Nice Guy]

Welcome home Lillith Honey. Schools? What kind are you looking for?

[lillith]

To get my Ph D. in English from. So far we have Alabama and Arizona as possible places (going in alphabetical order, yeah, no I am not anal or anything).

[MissPriss]

I have a spot on my porch swing with your name on it for an entire day of doing nothing. Maybe even a massage.

Now thats an offer!!

[MissPriss]

THIS Boi's HOMO azz is headed to the pool then the hot tub! Will BBL....not to "gloat" but to play.....<wink> bye all the HONEY HOMOS!!! and YES< I AM wearing my loincloth from the Island Gilly!

Oh you are coming back to gloat admit it!!! Bad BOI!!!!

[ReDo]

Honey I am home and spent only 700 bucks at the vet today... UGH holy smokes

[Mr Nice Guy]

Lillith Honey, what about Boston University?

[clay]

Ahhhh the nice gentle Southern breeze, the coolness of the pool...lazing away the time on a float....no one around but me and the breezes....all I needed was a nice talll glass of Southern sweet tea.
The hot tub was perfect. I turned the jets on high....temp 100 degrees.....ahh...niceeeeeeeee....yea...very relaxing and refreshing...sorry all you peeps couldn't join me...so all you Honey HOMOS....I am backkkkkkkOh you are coming back to gloat admit it!!! Bad BOI!!!!

[MissPriss]

Ahhhh the nice gentle Southern breeze, the coolness of the pool...lazing away the time on a float....no one around but me and the breezes....all I needed was a nice talll glass of Southern sweet tea.
The hot tub was perfect. I turned the jets on high....temp 100 degrees.....ahh...niceeeeeeeee....yea...very relaxing and refreshing...sorry all you peeps couldn't join me...so all you Honey HOMOS....I am backkkkkkk

Oh no Clay would never gloat!! Now, you are in big trouble.....Im crying!! lol Dont you feel awful? Pickin on little femme me?

[clay]

Me? Gloat? Oh hell no...no way...this southern Gentle BOI would NEVER ever gloat...esp to a lil ole femme.....no ma'am...NO GLOATING here, ma'am.....extends hand to say I am so sorry if you misconstrued that as gloating...peace???Oh no Clay would never gloat!! Now, you are in big trouble.....Im crying!! lol Dont you feel awful? Pickin on little femme me?

[MissPriss]

Me? Gloat? Oh hell no...no way...this southern Gentle BOI would NEVER ever gloat...esp to a lil ole femme.....no ma'am...NO GLOATING here, ma'am.....extends hand to say I am so sorry if you misconstrued that as gloating...peace???


Im femme darlin, do you think its that simple? LOL

[clay]

No Ma'am....this is going to cost me...BIG TIME! lmaoIm femme darlin, do you think its that simple? LOL

[MissPriss]

No Ma'am....this is going to cost me...BIG TIME! lmao

You Betcha!!!

[ScandalAndy]

Hi homos, i'm honey!!!!


Well, it appears I am still befuddled. I made it through five games of volleyball and as we were taking the net down I got all tingly all over my skin like pins and needles, and i started shivering, and I was soooooo cold and i felt really really tired. Then I fell over.

My teammates dumped water all over me and made me drink a liter and sit in the ac for ten minutes before they would let me drive home. Now I wish there was someone to take care of me for the night. :(

[Holly.88]

Honey, I'm home!

And I'm sorry, but your little situation is crackin' me up!

[MissPriss]

Honey, I'm home!

And I'm sorry, but your little situation is crackin' me up!

OMG How dare you!!! You are in BIG trouble!!! Come here!

[Holly.88]

OMG How dare you!!! You are in BIG trouble!!! Come here!

Now that sounds like fun ;)

[MissPriss]

Now that sounds like fun ;)

It could turn into fun, but at first Im going to be REALLY serious!!!

[Holly.88]

It could turn into fun, but at first Im going to be REALLY serious!!!

How long do you think that will last?

[MissPriss]

How long do you think that will last?

Im stubborn so you never know.....5 minutes? LOL

[Holly.88]

Im stubborn so you never know.....5 minutes? LOL

Lol That's about what I figured, hun

[MissPriss]

Lol That's about what I figured, hun

Oh really now? well keep your hand in your pocket and close your eyes!!!!

:fastdraq:

[Mr Nice Guy]

Good morning Homo's., it's going to be very very hot!!! Any Femmes want to bring me a cold drink? God help me today. I hope you all have a wonderful day. :)

[ScandalAndy]

Hi Honeys! I'm at work and avoiding another fiasco like yesterday. I've downed an iced coffee and some sparkling blood orange juice for breakfast, now it's on to water :)

Hope you're all having a good day and staying cool!

[clay]

Morning to all you gorgeous Honey Homos!!! I send each and everyone a great big hug!! Take care of yourselves..and one another!!! Always....Clay

[MissPriss]

Morning Morning Morningggg I need a coffee fairy!!! I did my best to just will it into the pot but it didnt work. EB I told you to put ice packs in your boxers,son!!! We dont need you falling out of a heat stroke!! I have a blue million things to do today and I dread them all. So, Im off to work on that coffee and if you dont see me this afternoon, IM CAMPING!

[MissPriss]

Im home and Im sooo very happy about!

[clay]

I am HOMO, all you Bit -O-Honeys!!!! The pool is looking soooooooo inviting!!!! AND a hot tub dip as well......yea...the ole knees will LOVE that!!! Stay cool all you Honey Homo peeps!!!! ssssppppllllaaassshhhhhhhhhhhhhh:hangloose:

[Holly.88]

Honey, I'm home!

With enough groceries and animal food for a month! And a new bag of Twizzlers.

[MissPriss]

Hot tub, hot tub, hot tub, NO FAIR.........About those twizzlers did you bring me any skittles??

[TrixieSwizzle]

Well I tried out the "Honey I'm Home!" to the cat, he meowed. I do believe his thinking was: Eyes. Rolling.:whoop:

[Mr Nice Guy]

Hi Trixie Honey, Welcome home. I just got home myself. :)

[lillith]

Hi, Honeys. Going to run out and get some stuff to make Pissaladiere. Yum!

[Mr Nice Guy]

Welcome home, Lillith Honey. Pissa what? Is that a swear word? Lol

[clay]

I sowwy! BUT I DESERVE that kind of "pampering" right now. It's my R & R tyme!!! <wink>Hot tub, hot tub, hot tub, NO FAIR.........About those twizzlers did you bring me any skittles??

[clay]

Aloha, Trixie! Don't believe I have had the pleasure of meeting you!!! Bending in my Southern Boi way, taking your hand and kissing top of it...pleased to meet ya, Dahlin'!Welcome to "HOMO I'm Honey thread!!! Let's have a wild Friday Night in the thread kind of night!!! ClayWell I tried out the "Honey I'm Home!" to the cat, he meowed. I do believe his thinking was: Eyes. Rolling.:whoop:

[clay]

psssttt Boi! C'mere!!! Let me edumacate your azz.....lmao... Provençale tart of a crust topped with anchovies, olives, and onions. Now go impress Lillith with your "new knowledge"! lol Welcome home, Lillith Honey. Pissa what? Is that a swear word? Lol

[MissPriss]

I have the wild night started a tall glass of Jose in hand!!!!

[clay]

^5.....raises hand to be a "taste tester" for that dish, Missy!!!!Hi, Honeys. Going to run out and get some stuff to make Pissaladiere. Yum!

[clay]

Alrighty!!! Go JOSE'! Rock on sistah!!! Got any extras???I have the wild night started a tall glass of Jose in hand!!!!

[ReDo]

Im with you on this one. I live in a 2 story 5BR alone and it was hollow so... I went out and found myself a couple 4 legged children, boxer bulldogs. I had it in my mind that they would just be so happy to see me and run to the door the moment I opened it. However, I sent them to a trainer and they will not even bark unless they see a stranger. So, still an empty house, but I have two of the most well behaved babies in the world. I'm guessing that waiting for the 6ft, brown eyed, 40 something, handsome butch to fall out of the sky and into my world is taking a bit longer than planned I will try a parrot next.

Adopting pets is the best!!!!

Ridgid is my 6 year old pitbull who I rescuded 6 years ago he was a tiny puppy in a really bad situation. They were already trying to make him mean by burning his feet on an electric stove and his ears with hot wax. Today he is still the sweetest most loving dog on the planet and I am glad to call him mine.

Montana is my 4 year old pitmix who is the paranoid schitzophrenic. For real she lives on prozac. She was adopted from the pound and even with her issues and though I say she is mine she is no way my dog she couldn't care less about me but I still care about her.

Bailey I purchased him 11 years ago and he is still just as great.

I wouldn't trade any of them and the two big ones don't come running to greet me but Bailey sure does and I am so happy to see them all.

Adoption works.

[clay]

Welcome HONEY BOI! Tanks, BTW!!!Hi Trixie Honey, Welcome home. I just got home myself. :)

[clay]

Dips self in HONEY and jumps into the single HONEY PIT!!!! lol

[MissPriss]

Alrighty!!! Go JOSE'! Rock on sistah!!! Got any extras???

Sure thing.....passes Clay a glass

[clay]

Hi TKA!!! Hugs and scratches behind ears to the fur babies!! Hugs to you also!! How are ya my friend??/Adopting pets is the best!!!!

Ridgid is my 6 year old pitbull who I rescuded 6 years ago he was a tiny puppy in a really bad situation. They were already trying to make him mean by burning his feet on an electric stove and his ears with hot wax. Today he is still the sweetest most loving dog on the planet and I am glad to call him mine.

Montana is my 4 year old pitmix who is the paranoid schitzophrenic. For real she lives on prozac. She was adopted from the pound and even with her issues and though I say she is mine she is no way my dog she couldn't care less about me but I still care about her.

Bailey I purchased him 11 years ago and he is still just as great.

I wouldn't trade any of them and the two big ones don't come running to greet me but Bailey sure does and I am so happy to see them all.

Adoption works.

[Holly.88]

Honey, I'm home!

And the dogs were very happy to see me.

[MissPriss]

Welcome Home Honey....Did ya miss too much?

[Electrocell]

Well I tried out the "Honey I'm Home!" to the cat, he meowed. I do believe his thinking was: Eyes. Rolling.:whoop:

Lmao know what you mean.

[clay]

Hi ya Celly! How ya doing honey homo? lolLmao know what you mean.

[clay]

ok all you HOMOS! Carry on...this HOMO is going to get horizontal....nite all!

[clay]

kisses to all the gorgeous single femmes!!!

[Holly.88]

Welcome Home Honey....Did ya miss too much?

I did miss a blue eyed femme I know.

[MissPriss]

Hey I fit that description!!!

[Holly.88]

You sure do! What a coincident

[MissPriss]

hmm so Im one for one......what else? lol

[Mr Nice Guy]

Good morning Honeys. Hope you all have a wonderful day!!!

[ScandalAndy]

Good morning Honeys. Hope you all have a wonderful day!!!

Good morning EB honey, you're up early!!! I'm going to make some coffee, I'll leave the pot on for you!

[Leigh]

Good good morning Honey's, hope everyone has a great Saturday! :-)

[clay]

Good morning all you sweet Honeys!!!! Thanks for the coffee, Andy!!!! It's awesome!!! Have a wonderful Saturday am everyone!!!! Stay hydrated and cool today!!!! Clay

[MissPriss]

Morning to all. Please send a coffee fairy my way! Everybody have a great day!

[TrixieSwizzle]

Hello! Good Morning!!! I'm hoooommme lol! Well technically I never left, but it just feels good saying it!!!

[clay]

Gooooodddd morning, Ms Trixie!!! Yes, it does!!!! Have a magnificent day Honey!Hello! Good Morning!!! I'm hoooommme lol! Well technically I never left, but it just feels good saying it!!!

[clay]

Mornin' Prissy Honey!!! One coffee fairy comin' at ya! Catch! Hope you have an awesome day honey!Morning to all. Please send a coffee fairy my way! Everybody have a great day!

[Electrocell]

Hi ya Celly! How ya doing honey homo? lol

Doing fine Clay homo honey lol.

[Holly.88]

Honey, I'm awake!

Please, please pass me the super strong coffee and cuddle me till it kicks in.

[MissPriss]

Yay!!! Coffee!! Nothing better than cuddling while sippin coffee!!! C'mere you!

[Bohemian Rhapsody]

kisses to all the gorgeous single femmes!!!
Was kissed...and liked it!! WOOT Hi Honey, Im hooooooome

[canmarielan]

Just got home from brunch.

HONEEEEYYYYYY I'm home!

Anyone care? lmao

[clay]

Welcome HOMO Honey! Of course...we all care when any of the honeys come home...enjoy the evening....and I am sure more of us HOMO HONEYS will be here later....I will after I dip in the pool and do a spin around the hot tub.....mmmmm...again welcome HOMO!!! ClayJust got home from brunch.

HONEEEEYYYYYY I'm home!

Anyone care? lmao

[clay]

[/COLOR][/B]Was kissed...and liked it!! WOOT Hi Honey, Im hooooooome

[MissPriss]

I am home and really hoping to stay. I threw caution to the wind and jumped in the shower , put on comfy clothes and I'm giving my work phone the "evil eye" hoping it doesnt ring!

[clay]

evening Ms. Prissy Honey! Enjoy your evening! Missed talking with you in here today....hugs.....have a quiet, relaxing evening lady!!! Clay I just did my pool/spa treatment...lolI am home and really hoping to stay. I threw caution to the wind and jumped in the shower , put on comfy clothes and I'm giving my work phone the "evil eye" hoping it doesnt ring!

[MissPriss]

Been working all day and hoping to not go back! You dog! I would get a hot tub if I thought I would ever have time to get in it without having to get out and run lol

[clay]

well hopefully you will get to stay put for the night....crosses fingers...toes...knees...lol. It was rather pleasant out ther tonight.....really quiet.....a gentle breeze again...and the hot tub is the finisher! My wife & I owned one when she was alive....8 person....man was that ever nice. We would get in it on our back deck year round!!! Had thick terry robes to put on when we got out...and went right inside master to shower and change..it was awesome! I so miss her!!! Siggghhhhhhh...anyway.....have a tall one and some tunes and just veg.....hugs my HoMo Honey!!! lolBeen working all day and hoping to not go back! You dog! I would get a hot tub if I thought I would ever have time to get in it without having to get out and run lol

[Holly.88]

Honey, I'm home!

Now, c'mere and dance with me.

[MissPriss]

Honey, I'm home!

Now, c'mere and dance with me.

Im very happy you are home handsome! throw on some Vern and lets dance!!

[MissPriss]

well hopefully you will get to stay put for the night....crosses fingers...toes...knees...lol. It was rather pleasant out ther tonight.....really quiet.....a gentle breeze again...and the hot tub is the finisher! My wife & I owned one when she was alive....8 person....man was that ever nice. We would get in it on our back deck year round!!! Had thick terry robes to put on when we got out...and went right inside master to shower and change..it was awesome! I so miss her!!! Siggghhhhhhh...anyway.....have a tall one and some tunes and just veg.....hugs my HoMo Honey!!! lol

I would throw back a few if there was no chance of me having to head out again lol ....Im sorry for your loss I can only imagine!

[Holly.88]

Im very happy you are home handsome! throw on some Vern and lets dance!!

You got it, gorgeous! And I know just the Vern song to play.

[MissPriss]

You got it, gorgeous! And I know just the Vern song to play.

Spin me around Handsome Boi, then Ill sing to ya!

[Holly.88]

Spin me around Handsome Boi, then Ill sing to ya!

That works for me. I like Vern and all, but I would much rather hear you sing.

[clay]

Thanks, Honey!!!! It IS tough!!!! Have a great one doll!I would throw back a few if there was no chance of me having to head out again lol ....Im sorry for your loss I can only imagine!

[MissPriss]

That works for me. I like Vern and all, but I would much rather hear you sing.

Sings....Cowboi Take Me Away

[Holly.88]

Sings....Cowboi Take Me Away

Another of my favorites. Why am I not surprised :)

[MissPriss]

Another of my favorites. Why am I not surprised :)

So I made a good choice!! I tried on that one!

[Holly.88]

So I made a good choice!! I tried on that one!

Yes ma'am, great choice. Like always.

[MissPriss]

Yes ma'am, great choice. Like always.


You dont do so bad yourself, Handsome!! Very good taste, left handed, green eyed.....yes yes

[lillith]

*comes in and plops my butt down on my couch and watches Priss and Holly dance and sing* That really makes my heart feel good to see. Thanks guys!

[canmarielan]

Finally home! My feet hurt from walking around downtown!

*curls up on my recliner*

[Mr Nice Guy]

Welcome home Marie Honey. Godd morning Honeys< I hope you have a wonderful day. I might be on later.

[MissPriss]

Good Morning! Wheres the coffee?

[ScandalAndy]

morning honeys!!! Anyone know any good tricks for pampering feet and legs that went barefoot through half a mile of brambles and swamp? I feel like i'm just one big scrape right now!

[clay]

Morning Homo Honey! Missed ya yesterday! You have a VM...did you get it? Call me later,k? Have a good day! Clay Homo HoneyWelcome home Marie Honey. Godd morning Honeys< I hope you have a wonderful day. I might be on later.

[clay]

Hey Andy Honey!!! Keep the places where skin is broken clean, dry, and use some antibiotic ointment. Walgreen's has a generic version of neosporin with an ingredient that helps relieve the pain of cuts, abrasions, etc.. Lotion to all other areas....maybe a warm epsom salts soak before hand to areas...take care honey!!! Read your post..what an "adventure"...just glad you are okay!!!morning honeys!!! Anyone know any good tricks for pampering feet and legs that went barefoot through half a mile of brambles and swamp? I feel like i'm just one big scrape right now!

[clay]

Sets up commercial coffeemaker with "hoses and funnels for those that desperately need that caffeine fix this am...chuckles...
Oh Starbucks close by??? lolGood Morning! Wheres the coffee?

[ReDo]

Sets up commercial coffeemaker with "hoses and funnels for those that desperately need that caffeine fix this am...chuckles...
Oh Starbucks close by??? lol

thank you clay... i so need a coffee pick me up this morning. I am dragging big time. I need to go and paint for a few hours.

I am doing two full time schooling starting next week so... UGH I need the caffine IV drip

[canmarielan]

morning honeys!!! Anyone know any good tricks for pampering feet and legs that went barefoot through half a mile of brambles and swamp? I feel like i'm just one big scrape right now!

*nods in agreement with above advice*

Also, Calmoseptine cream will help.

[TrixieSwizzle]

Oh hi!! Im home!! Just got back from fishing and it was absolutely horrible!! Too hot and I can not just MAKE a fish get on a 6 year olds hook. You have to stand in one spot!!! Jumping around and feeding the ducks does not help lol!!

Did get to see my first Asian Carp tho!!!:eek:

[clay]

Welcome Homo Honey Trixie! Well you DO know you are supposed to chew bubble gum AND hold your mouth just right, right? COULD be you didn't do either...lol...in which case...no fishes on hooks...lol.
A lil diddy I was taught:
Winds from the East, fishing is the least! Winds from the West, fishing is the best!
Also either go early morning OR late evening...fish tend to go way deep during hot of the day...<wink> hope this helps future endeavors! ClayOh hi!! Im home!! Just got back from fishing and it was absolutely horrible!! Too hot and I can not just MAKE a fish get on a 6 year olds hook. You have to stand in one spot!!! Jumping around and feeding the ducks does not help lol!!

Did get to see my first Asian Carp tho!!!:eek:

[TrixieSwizzle]

I am Babe Winkleman, ultimate fisherman !!! (In my own mind lol!!!):eyebat:

[clay]

lmao....then dream on grlll!!!I am Babe Winkleman, ultimate fisherman !!! (In my own mind lol!!!):eyebat:

[Mr Nice Guy]

Honeys I'm home. Hope you all are having a great night. I dumped my phone in water. So I have to wait for new iPhone and getting a new number too. Other than that my day is good. :)

[lillith]

Welcome Home, Honeys. Sorry, haven't really been around. I have loads going on trying to combat these ants, training, and whatever. EB Honey, why did you dump your phone in water? I hope that everyone is staying cool, and having a good day!

[clay]

Oh no, Mr Bill!!! What were you doing to drop that phone in the water???? Hmmmm...lol...hey don;t forget to send me new number...wondered what happened to you...have a good evening....later lil buddy!!!Honeys I'm home. Hope you all are having a great night. I dumped my phone in water. So I have to wait for new iPhone and getting a new number too. Other than that my day is good. :)

[clay]

welcome home Lillith honey! Enjoy your evening also!!! Take care...ClayWelcome Home, Honeys. Sorry, haven't really been around. I have loads going on trying to combat these ants, training, and whatever. EB Honey, why did you dump your phone in water? I hope that everyone is staying cool, and having a good day!

[MissPriss]

Honey Im home and staying, no camping tonight. Im kinda glad about it too.

[clay]

night night to all the Honeys!!! Have a good week! Glad you aren't having to camp out tonight, Ms. Prissy! Later all you sweet honeys! Clay Honey

[Mr Nice Guy]

Good morning to all the Homo's and Honeys, hope you all have a wonderful day!!! Don't work too hard today because I'll do it for you. :)

[Bohemian Rhapsody]

Good morning folks, busy day here with appointments for the BehBeh and looking at a possible new home. I really hate moving but we have to, we have out grown our digs. Hope everyone has a great day!

[Holly.88]

Honey, I am far from home!

But, I did find a Starbucks while driving!

[clay]

Morning all the Honeys!!! I am HOMO now, too!!! Going to be a laid back, easy kind of day for me...lol...safe travels holly homo honey! Luck finding your new digs Bohemian Homo honey! Have a great day at work EB Homo Honey!!! And get a "baggy" for the phone next time you are near water with it...lol...later all da homo honeys! Yo. Prissy homo honey...where ya hidin'...lolhave a safe day, too!!! later peeps....Clay Homo Honey

[clay]

Honeys..I am homo!!! Hey I don't know why honey was highlighted in red on my last post....lol...I didn't do it....honest! Hey EB, Lillith, Ms. Prissy, Trixie, and all the rest...where are you all at??? And Scandalandy...where ya hiding? How are your injuires...hugs all the honeys...and anyone I may have missed....Clay homo honey!

[ScandalAndy]

Hey Honeys, i'm home! I'm a little frightened about my injuries, my legs are still very swollen and it scares me, but there's another part of me that says it's just because I'm old and fat, and that's what legs do.

Anyway, ma dukes has stepped in and informed me that i WILL be going to the doctor tomorrow or she will be VERY displeased with me. In mom language, that's like a death sentence. So yeah, I'm going to the doc's as soon as I locate one who accepts my insurance in the area.

Love all you honeys very much. I wish like all heck I had someone home to hug me and not be grossed out by my scraped up tree trunk legs who would rub my back in a little circle and tell me it's all okay.

[clay]

Welcome Andy Honey!!! Love you, too! Sorry about those leg injuries....you may have some cellulitis or a staph infection going on....so is good you are going to get checked out....pls. let me know how the doc visit goes...what they say...and I would not be grossed out by the wounds...I have seen much worse in my 21 tenure as a Nurse!!! C'mere Nurse Ratchett will rub your back and tell you it WILL be okay!!! Used to give all my patients backrubs every night when I was on duty..made a huge difference in their rest, too! I LOVED all my patinets!Sowwy you had to sustain and endure that!!!! Have a good night....ClayHey Honeys, i'm home! I'm a little frightened about my injuries, my legs are still very swollen and it scares me, but there's another part of me that says it's just because I'm old and fat, and that's what legs do.

Anyway, ma dukes has stepped in and informed me that i WILL be going to the doctor tomorrow or she will be VERY displeased with me. In mom language, that's like a death sentence. So yeah, I'm going to the doc's as soon as I locate one who accepts my insurance in the area.

Love all you honeys very much. I wish like all heck I had someone home to hug me and not be grossed out by my scraped up tree trunk legs who would rub my back in a little circle and tell me it's all okay.

[ScandalAndy]

Hi honeys, i'm home again!!!

I have so many fun things coming up, and it's starting to get to me that I have nobody to share them with. this past weekend I did a grim history tour of the city followed by dinner at the noodle house. This coming weekend there's a trip to the drive-in planned. In september I have concert tickets and all-day ride passes (the concert is at a fair).

I'm starting to feel like a total loser for having to resort to begging my facebook friends to come with me.

[Bohemian Rhapsody]

Up and at'em since 3 am. The Biscuit is up for her feeding and diaper change. She is wide awake so we are playing with her toys in her bouncy seat. I love it when she smiles at me. I hope everyone has a great day!!

[Mr Nice Guy]

Good morning Honeys, coffee is on. Hope you all have a wonderful day. :)

[Mr Nice Guy]

Honey I'm home and back. Found out that Mom got housing and I have to foot the moving bill. This stinks but if it makes her happy then that's all that matters. Hope all is well.

[Holly.88]

Honey, I'm home!

New Orleans was good, but I'm glad to be back home with my furry kids. Even if I did get my first speeding ticket from a cop who looked and sounded like Mr. Chow from The Hangover!

[ReDo]

*walks in the door drop book bag keys and purse on the counter*

Honey I am home and exhausted.. it will be an all nighter with homework.

UGH but glad to be amongst other honeies.

[clay]

hey lil buddy....welcome back....missed ya! Ya get your "replacement" today? Give me a jingle, will ya? hugs...ClayHoney I'm home and back. Found out that Mom got housing and I have to foot the moving bill. This stinks but if it makes her happy then that's all that matters. Hope all is well.

[Mr Nice Guy]

Good morning Honeys and Homo's. Coffee is on and I hope you all have a beautiful day. :)

[ScandalAndy]

Good morning Honeys and Homo's. Coffee is on and I hope you all have a beautiful day. :)

Good morning EB!!!! Have a good day today!

[clay]

Morning all the honeys! I am homo....alone...lol...where is everyone...have an awesome day Honeys!!!

[Holly.88]

Honey, I'm home!

But I'm leaving now to run errands in town. You are on the road to go home though, and I hope you have a very safe trip home. I've missed you quite a bit over the last few days, but I know it will be all better soon enough!

[ScandalAndy]

Hey Honeys, anybody want to pick up something nice for me to cook for dinner?

[clay]

<raises hand>...ummm how about some nice salmon steaks, asparegoose, corn on cob, and garden spring mix salad....and some fresh fruit???No??Hey Honeys, anybody want to pick up something nice for me to cook for dinner?

[clay]

yippeeee....yippeee....am Homo...hey all you honeys!!! Have a wonderful evening! Clay

[ScandalAndy]

<raises hand>...ummm how about some nice salmon steaks, asparegoose, corn on cob, and garden spring mix salad....and some fresh fruit???No??


Anything other than the salmon, and you've got a deal :)

[clay]

okie dokie....am glad you said that....how about T Bones, girl! Yummmmm if a steak can be cooked all nice n done and tender..fall off bone tender!Anything other than the salmon, and you've got a deal :)

[ScandalAndy]

okie dokie....am glad you said that....how about T Bones, girl! Yummmmm if a steak can be cooked all nice n done and tender..fall off bone tender!

I am SO down with steak! Anybody else?

[MissPriss]

Honey, I'm home!

But I'm leaving now to run errands in town. You are on the road to go home though, and I hope you have a very safe trip home. I've missed you quite a bit over the last few days, but I know it will be all better soon enough!

Awwwww, Im home honey but you already know that lol. I missed you so so much!! Im so glad I am home.

[Bohemian Rhapsody]

Well its the end to anothr bee ee uu tiful day here in Sunny - most of the time- Florida. Had the Biscuit all day, what a joy that was. Looking for a bigger place too so she can have her own room. Hope everyone's day was satisfactory. Sweet dreams everyone!

[Sassy]

Honey, I'm home.

The one thing I hate is coming home to an empty house. Nobody there to share your day with. Well I thought to myself while I was working that it would be nice to have someone around that will listen to how your day was. I know for me it's the part that stinks about being single. So feel free to come in and vent or to just say, " Honey I'm home.". :)

I like this thread. Having someone to come home to is a new and beautiful feeling. I still find myself confused at times to realize that someone is interested in my day and wants to share in my life. More than that, coming home to the RIGHT person makes all the difference in the world.

Peace!
... and now, I'm heading home ;)

-S

[MissPriss]

Honey Im Home and I have been here all day! ITS GREAT!!!

[Scorp]

Honey, I'm home and I've also been here all day working remotely...Gotta love my Friday working from home gig. I'm so damn lucky..... :hangloose:

[MissPriss]

Thats great, Scorp! Im refusing work today and thats even better than being home! Yay for me!!

[Mr Nice Guy]

Welcome home Miss Priss honey. :)

[Jessica]

I am greeted by my little man everyday when I get home. He's a yorkie and the love of my life. He makes the day so much better. It's nice to be missed soo much even if i've only been gone for 5mins, he's still just as excited to see me when I open the door.

[MissPriss]

Welcome home Miss Priss honey. :)

Thanks EB! HAve you made it yet or are you still on the go? Im so happy to be home!!! However, my list for tommorrow just keeps growing and growing!! I must find help Im starting to feel OLD and TIRED. I could recruit from Nashville, I get a list every month or so. I just cant decide if a newbie would be more stressful. lol

[Mr Nice Guy]

Welcoe home Jessica honey. I have my mutt and she's my honey bunny. She's 10 now and still happy to see me too. Of course she loves me because I like her stinky frito feet. Lol
Hey Miss Priss honey, glad to see your relaxing. I'll be home in a few. I'm in my car posting this.

[clay]

Hey all the HONEYS! Welcome home...one and all....hey Ms. Prissy! WB...we missed your smiling face around here!
Hey EB...welcome almost home...lol...I am home and watching some TV...relaxing a bit....have a great evening everyone....Clay

[Mr Nice Guy]

Hey Honeys I'm home and I just got my new number. The one they gave was a number for a pizza place and I kept on getting calls!! So had to go back and change again. I'm not giving out this one. I'm going to enjoy my peace and quiet for a while. Hope you all are doing ok.

[clay]

Welcome Homo new phone EB! May I order a thin n crispy super supreme with tomatoes, and yes..that is for delivery!!! lmao....call me sometime over weekend....got some great news for ya!! Hey all the other honeys...ClayHey Honeys I'm home and I just got my new number. The one they gave was a number for a pizza place and I kept on getting calls!! So had to go back and change again. I'm not giving out this one. I'm going to enjoy my peace and quiet for a while. Hope you all are doing ok.

[MissPriss]

Honey! I am home, again but Im wishing I was somewhere with a handsome Southern Boi watching a movie :-( sucks that Im not. How was the day EB? New phone number ahhh haaa lol

[MissPriss]

Good Morning All!!!!

[ScandalAndy]

Hey Honeys!! I'm home, puttering around getting ready for my exciting day of swimming and then a giant group trip to the drive-in! I'll leave the coffee on for ya!

AND I got new glasses yesterday. Apparently my eyes got better and were working way too hard to make my old "too strong" prescription work! I'm so much happier now that I can see things without waiting for my eyes to focus! Less headaches, too!

[clay]

Hey all you gorgeous honeys!!! I am homo! lol...is another hot day here.....pool looks inviting...lol...maybe around 7pm-ish...seems to be the best time...and of course to follow up with the hot tub....yummmm...have a wonderful evening all the honeys....later...Clay

[clay]

Night all you honeys!! Pleasant dreams!!! Snugglies to all the peeps in love!!! <smile> Clay

[Electrocell]

Honey I'm home but not for long . Will be going back over the road soon. Hopefully sometime after the 11th of August.

[clay]

Morning Celly!!! Welcome home...be safe when you go back out on road!
Morning all you fabulous honeys!! Have a relaxing, incredible Sunday!!!
This "hive" is lonely without all the HONEY! <wink>

[ScandalAndy]

Hi Honeys! I"m getting started on another crazy day before heading back to work. I wish I had someone to have coffee with and talk about all the crazy things that happen to me.

And now I find myself with all day ride passes to the fair and tickets to the sugarland concert, and i wonder what i'm going to do with TWO tickets. It appears things are never set up for the solo person.

[lillith]

Good afternoon, Honeys! Taking a short break because I miss all you Honeys! *hugs everyone* Going to find something to eat now! Anyone want anything?

[clay]

Hello Lillith honey! Welcome back...and no, thank you, I am good to go! Have a great afternoon!!! ClayGood afternoon, Honeys! Taking a short break because I miss all you Honeys! *hugs everyone* Going to find something to eat now! Anyone want anything?

[Mr Nice Guy]

Hi Honey I'm home. :)

[clay]

welcome homo honey! All the other honeys have "eloped" or damn near it...lol
How was your day?
Good to see ya buddy!

[ScandalAndy]

Hi honey, I'm home! What a crazy day! Let's make some iced tea and sit at the table and talk, there are things I want to tell you.

It looks like the dogs made it through the storm just fine, and we have power back now. Let's hope the rest of the night goes smoothly. :)

[Bohemian Rhapsody]

Oy!! This baby is wearing me out! Hello everyone, Im home but only briefly. Between Brutus and Biscuit, Im busier than a one-legged man in an ass kicking contest. Hope everyone had a great day!

[MissPriss]

Hello Hello! Hows it going EB?? I have had a very hectic few days! Hope all is well!

[Mr Nice Guy]

Hello Honeys, coffee is on and I'm off to work. Hope you all have a wonderful day. Hi Miss Priss!! Talk to you all later. :)

[MissPriss]

Honey Im Home!!!! I started super early this morning and got most of everything taken care of. I feel like crap AGAIN so Im staying home for the rest of the day.

[lillith]

Did everyone run away from home and forget how to get back here?

Well, Honeys, I am home again, and there are cookies on the table.

[clay]

Hey Honey...I am home...did you miss me today? I did you. You are in one home and I am in another...:(....but I still miss you....have a wonderful week, my honey! Thanks for the cookies, Lillith!! Clay

[Electrocell]

Hey honeys stuck around Norton,MA until tomorrow. Hope everyone is having a great day.

[Electrocell]

Hey honeys home for a few days. Now just have to play catch up here. LOL my fur kids are really happy to see me though .

[Mr Nice Guy]

Honey, I'm home. What a day. I'm tired.

[lillith]

Holy Moses! Someone finally came back home! Welcome, home!

[Mr Nice Guy]

Well crap!! Sorry didn't see this. Yup I'm home. Hope your doing good. :)

[ScandalAndy]

Hey honey, I'm home!!! Is it time for a bath and cuddling? I'm all kinds of worn out.

[tapu]

I've been sad the last few days about no one being there to hear my "Honey, I'm home." Yet, I have a lover. I'm one of those people constantly engaged in self-torture, or at least elected torture, because my lover is so far away. Like, in another country. I know there are at least a few others here in the same situation. Sometimes, it's really hard. I find it more difficult to deal with on a day-to-day basis than I did being comfortably single. As the internet expands our mating pool further and further, there will, I believe, be some societal changes in transportation, job flexibility, visitor visas, immigration, lots of stuff. Can't come fast enough for me.

Honey, wherever you are right now, I'm home!

[sanee66]

Hi honey, I'm home. My day was slightly busy at work, tons of orders down and once again my boss forgot to tell me something was coming. Don't you just hate that, makes me look like an idiot when some truck driver says "I'm here to pick up so and so load," and I have to say, "I dont know anything about that one let me call my boss lol." Anyway work is over and how does snuggling on the couch, watching a movie while i rub your shoulders sound?

[clay]

hi all you gorgeous honeys....all of your ideas sound just so delcious...and I volunteer for ALL of them...BTW Honeys...I AM home!

[sanee66]

hi honey, im home again!!! Work was busy today and going to be busier tomorrow, but then the weekend is here,what would you like to do? How about straightening theyard (weather permitting) then treating ourselves to a night out? How's Olive Garden sound? or a steak and baked potato? hmmm choices

[Mr Nice Guy]

Hey Honey, I'm not home but I'll be home soon. Now that sounded like I have a honey. Maybe soon. :) ....or not. Lol

[Mr Nice Guy]

Honey, I can't fall back to sleep. This sucks!!

[lillith]

There are honeys in here! Sorry to hear that you can't sleep Guy Honey. I can sleep, but I need to study this damn French before I go back to school in three weeks!

[Mr Nice Guy]

We we. Lol good luck with your studying. I have to work on little sleep but I can do it. :) I'm feeling a song coming on.

Strum Strum Strum
Me me meeeeee.

Singing....you are my sunshine, my only sunshine.
you make me happy because I am gay.
you'll never know dear how much I love you.
so please don't take my sunshine away.

*** ok this is from lack of sleep but damn I sound good. Hope I didn't awake the neighbors. Lol

[Mr Nice Guy]

Hello? Honeys?

[Tony]

Hi honey. I'm not going to tell you how work was cuz it sucked; I left it all there. But I do want to hear all about your day. After that, we're going out to dinner because you deserve a break. Your favorite restaurant. Maybe some dancing? The night is yours.

[Nomad]

hi honey hey honey wish you were here honey wish life was real the way it used to be real before life became so fucking odd and surreal honey didn't know the right words or discover how we got lost honey so much wasnt right and we all know the cost to be paid cant be saved the hurt lingered too long honey in aching sore hearts from the start played my part so i know that my role was just as big as your own if not bigger yes bigger 'cuz i saw the wrong honey things that i turned a blind eye and closed mouth to rather than doing what i shoulda and coulda and swear that i would do were i woman enough to brave the right fight honey sayin' this isnt us so why are we there when we could be right here or right here or right where there's a will there's a way we can stay honey this way or that way but just not the same way it's not going to help us to linger in doubt or in pain or in sorrow we've got to get out honey 'cuz your love and my love and our love is what matters and there's no sense in sharing our space with the haters or people who drag you back down to the ground honey you know that the sound of old voices can kill honey dont be afraid to let go or be still or dig in or push back honey you have the will look straight at confusion 'cuz i'll be right here and fear's an illusion dont keep it so near or keep going an infinite farness away honey may honey play honey come home again stay honey 'cuz when you go downdowndowndown deep in your head i get scared you'll forget from whence your road led honey and i'll be left out here waiting alone while you run the way i used run to before you brought the sun honey home with your laughter and promises proof that you'd never again be cold or aloof or let go of my hand leaving only the truth of an imprint your life in my sand honey heady and sultry intoxicant night keeping me up with your stories til light you sang songs short and long with your mouth on my hair honey you're like air honey swear honey better beware honey your crazy off key beautiful voice made my choice honey making me pour like you like me to pour honey the way you made love to me love to me honey i'm breathless with love forintoandonhoney andohgodpleaseyesgodpleaseyesGODPLEASEYES honey your wicked wicked ways etched into my days your strong hands and your mouth made me weak oh your ways honey i could never have been weak before you before you honey but vulnerable for you was the gift i could give honey and you're the only one who knew that i need it to live honey needed to give so i'd be the real me honey with you as the Taker the taking was love honey dont ever never doubt when you look back at the change honey change spiraling out of control out of mind out of range dont doubt that i loved you and love you and do love you still honey love you for the ten million words that you feel honey whispered into my ear while i slept in your arms honey that first night together and every night after so many years honey of joy and of laughter and even the radiating sweetness of pain at the memory of you and my garden and rain and the look on your face 'cuz there was nothing we'd gain but where ever you go honey wherever you are you'll always have shelter and always have care 'cuz there's a home in my heart and i'll keep you there honey safe honey there's your home honey your home honey you're home honey, i'm home.

[Mr Nice Guy]

Wow Nomad Honey, that was some post. I hope you feel lighter after letting that out.

Hi Honey , I'm home.

[Mr Nice Guy]

Hey Honey, hope your having a wonderful day today. When you get home I'll make dinner. Ok I can't really cook but I'll try really hard to make it edible. :)

[Electrocell]

Hey Honey, hope your having a wonderful day today. When you get home I'll make dinner. Ok I can't really cook but I'll try really hard to make it edible. :)

LOL honey I don't care as long as someone else cooks it.

[Mr Nice Guy]

I feel the same. I'd rather help then try to follow a recipe. I can make tacos. Lol

[Electrocell]

I feel the same. I'd rather help then try to follow a recipe. I can make tacos. Lol

Lmao can do better than that but it almost always taste better if someone else cooks it. Some people don't like my cooking either lol. Now grilling is a different story as long as I don't have to many beers before cooking it lol.

[Mr Nice Guy]

Grilling is so much easier. Thank god for grills.

[SleepyButch]

Hi Honey. I'm home. Just go back from my mom's bday party. Would have been nice if you could have come along but I understand why you did not. I've had a long long day and I'm tired, yet I don't want to go to sleep without you. Someday, I know we'll be together and I won't have to write on here to you but until that time, honey, I sleep alone.. dreaming of that day when we meet.

[Mr Nice Guy]

Hey Sleepy, that was a nice. It's nice to be able to write that and dream. Ok that's what I do. I'm usually smiling too. :)

[Katniss]

Glad you're home! I left work early to clean the house. You favorite dinner is almost ready. Here, sit down and relax while I fix you a drink. Oh...look, a ballgame on tv! Who do you want to win? The NY Yankees or the Dallas Cowboys? Why don't I fix you a tray so you can watch tv.

By the way...um, uh...the credit card bill came in. It's on the counter...Prada sale. No returns.

Katniss (running upstairs at the speed of light)






:linecook:

[SleepyButch]

Hi Honey... as per usual.. I am having a hard time sleeping again tonight. It's quiet, it's cool, and it's dark so you would think I could fall right asleep. Not happening as I have 50,000 things on my mind.. honey, lie does beside me, hold me, and come with me into my dreams so that we can live happily ever after... for another night. I would be forever in your debt.

[lillith]

Hi, honeys! Today has been eventful! Woke up, cleaned, cooked, cleaned some more. Found out that the school I work for got the grant we need to keep me employed next fall. And then cooked again. Made tuna casserole for dinner. Hanging out watching the Soprano's and had an earthquake. Yup, I think that today was pretty full. Hope all the honeys have a good night.

[Mr Nice Guy]

Good morning Honey, I actually slept ok. I'm making coffee and leaving some for the Honeys. I hope you and everyone else has a wonderful day today. I look forward to your little Honey notes. They always make me smile. I would sing you a song but my guitar is downstairs. Maybe when I get home I'll sing. You know I'm always singing. I think the dogs like it because they're always joining in. :)

[Tony]

Glad you're home! I left work early to clean the house. You favorite dinner is almost ready. Here, sit down and relax while I fix you a drink. Oh...look, a ballgame on tv! Who do you want to win? The NY Yankees or the Dallas Cowboys? Why don't I fix you a tray so you can watch tv.

By the way...um, uh...the credit card bill came in. It's on the counter...Prada sale. No returns.

Katniss (running upstairs at the speed of light)






:linecook:




LOVED this!! (Even tho it may have sounded suspicious...lol).

[Daktari]

...fire up the kindle and put m'slippers out ready by the reading chair. Mkay! :eyebrow:

[SleepyButch]

Hi Honey, I finally got a few hours of sleep and when I woke up and reached out for you in the bed, you were already gone. It's nice that I went to bed with you on my mind and woke up thinking about you as well. Today is going to be another long day, maybe even longer than yesterday but I am going to try to go to sleep early or take a nap after work. Yes, honey, I'm always sleepy, hence the name but I think that's one of my endearing qualitites. Eventually, we'll be able to go to sleep together at a decent time although if you ask me to go to bed at 8:30pm every night, I am not going to be happy. I look forward to our next moments together.. soon.

[Tony]

Hi honey, I'm home. But you're not. So I'm calling to tell you I'm going to fix everything. You're having a bad day at work & I'm sorry. Try to leave it at your desk. You're coming home to a candlelit drawn bath, a glass of your favorite wine, & 2 of the books you're currently reading. While you're soaking the ills of the day away, I'll be making dinner. After we've finished dinner, I'll hand you the remote (yes, I really said that) so you can watch your programs while I clean the kitchen & grill. Then a full body massage to pull the stress out of your joints. Finally, well, we know where this is going. Tonight is all about you, darlin'.

[Mr Nice Guy]

Hey Honey, I'm at work but I wanted to leave you this message.... Your beautiful! Don't ever change. :) See you when I get home. :)

[Ginger]

Hi, Honey. I’m home. I needed you in my camp today when my mom called to tell me off about sending the sugar-free Twizzlers to P. I know they still count as a carb, but I took a risk and mailed them. He called me when I was in a meeting. His little twangy voice breaks my heart. I don’t believe Oliver Sachs, that he sees us as “talking bags of water.” I needed your brainy, informed rationale to counteract my mom’s accusations that I acted irresponsibly, was going to cause a meltdown and the return of the big white mittens so he doesn’t bite his hand open. Can I have a massage? My shoulders are like wire cables. My ears are ringing. Let’s go for a run. It’s getting cool out in the evenings. Thanks, I like this skirt, too, but it got caught on the armrest on the train and stretched like a mile before I noticed and some guy unhooked me. It was funny, we had a good laugh. Wardrobe misfunction much? I’m sorry you had to deal with that idiot in court today. People deserve decent representation. You must be tired of being the only one in the room who did her homework. Do you have a lot of reading tonight? No? Let’s go to bed early. I’m still editing in my head, all the stuff I was working on today. Let’s slow down together. Let’s have watermelon for dinner. Oh, please don’t answer that. Can you call your Mom later? I need a hug. Thank you, thank you, thank you for letting it ring. You always come through. I can’t imagine coming home to anyone but you.

[Mr Nice Guy]

Hi Honey, sorry I'm late. I hit some traffic while I stopped at a couple of stores to get your favorite stuff. Why? Well because you make me smile and I really want to see that smile and gleam in your eyes when I surprise you. :)

[Electrocell]

Honey I'm home but got to get packed again to go to my family reunion.

[Katniss]

Sorry I'm late. Traffic was intense! There's a HUGE storm about to come through and it's already thundering and lightening downtown.

(slowly walking up to honey with a sweet little smile)

I stopped at the store on the way home (hands honey the bag) and bought some, um, finger food. You *know* how I feel about thunderstorms...

Katniss (grinning wickedly at honey and running up the stairs...in new Pradas)
:fallenangel:

[Mr Nice Guy]

Hey Honey, your still sleeping and I'm watching you. All I can say is you look beautiful even in sleep. I'll see you later. Maybe we'll go out to eat if you want. I'll text you at lunch. ;)

[lillith]

Hi, honeys. It's 2:34 a.m. and I am just now sitting down from cleaning. It's been too warm to really clean during the day, plus I like the quiet while everyone is sleeping. Well, the floors are swept and scrubbed, all the laundry is done except the boy's, got some French studying done, and now I think I want to lay down. *looking around* It has been a long day. Took the boy for his math placement test this morning. He got 44 out of 50 right! Super proud of him! During the test, we had another small earthquake. Lol...the lady sitting in her car across the street from mine, opened her car door and was looking at her tires thinking that one had gone flat or something. I laughed and said that we were having an earthquake. It was one of those rolling ones, ya know, the kind that you don't hear but know is happening because you all the sudden get sea-sick? Something struck me kinda funny today when I realized that when we are having earthquakes, we look at all other possibilities why our world is shaking; completely denying that the ground could shake. Silly humans! Well, anyways, thanks for letting ramble on. I hope you have a good day. I think it is time for my day to be over with.

[Mr Nice Guy]

Hi Honey, how's your day going? Hopefully it's a good one. For me it's hot as heck. You know how my job is, I walk 6 miles with a smile and come home with a smile. I'll see you when I get home babe. :)

[Mr Nice Guy]

Hi Honey, I see your not home yet. I think I'll go get us a pizza. We can kick back and relax. I'll make sure everything is taken care of so you don't have to do anything when you get home. :)

[sara-bera]

Hi Honey, I see your not home yet. I think I'll go get us a pizza. We can kick back and relax. I'll make sure everything is taken care of so you don't have to do anything when you get home. :)

Relaxing. Anything involving relaxing sounds excellent.

How was your day?

[SleepyButch]

Hi honey! You know I'm home because this is where I work all day long! I just wanted to warn you that I'm really cranky today but I'm working on it. I'm going to go shopping for some clothes for the reunion. Hopefully that will put me in a better mood. I'll pick out something nice just in case. You never know when we might meet. Anyway, until next time honey...

[Mr Nice Guy]

Relaxing. Anything involving relaxing sounds excellent.

How was your day?

It was a very hot day today. But I got thru it. I'm glad it's over. Thanks for asking. That was sweet. :)

[sara-bera]

Hi honey! You know I'm home because this is where I work all day long! I just wanted to warn you that I'm really cranky today but I'm working on it. I'm going to go shopping for some clothes for the reunion. Hopefully that will put me in a better mood. I'll pick out something nice just in case. You never know when we might meet. Anyway, until next time honey...

It'll only get better, honey. Honest.

[sara-bera]

It was a very hot day today. But I got thru it. I'm glad it's over. Thanks for asking. That was sweet. :)

My pleasure. It was a warm day. I hope it ends up being a cool evening.

[laruss]

Honey I'm home and I had a fantastic day. I wish you could have joined me. I stopped by the place we talked about, did you get the pictures? Come cuddle with me, I need to lie down, it's been a long day.

[sara-bera]

Hi honey, I'm home. It's been a long week but I don't want to talk about that. Please let me cook us dinner so we can cuddle up and eat together. Tell me stories, laugh, and come to bed early with me. I really would like nothing more then to sleep in late and wake up slowly with you tomorrow morning. Breakfast in bed? Of course. It supposed to rain all day... we have nothing planned and that sounds perfect.

[Mr Nice Guy]

Hi Honey, someday these letters will be for my real Honey and I hope she doesn't read any of my Honey letters. If she did then she would know all my secrets. I'd much rather surprise her. :)