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JAGG
10-19-2012, 01:39 PM
You hear my voice.


I will.............

Never forget the wonderful moments in my life.

Right now I would love...

Stud_puppy1991
10-19-2012, 02:03 PM
Never forget the wonderful moments in my life.

Right now I would love...

Right now I would love some beer. However, there is....

ladyhawkxx
10-19-2012, 04:18 PM
Right now I would love some beer. However, there is....

an AA meeting in 45 minutes. Instead, I think I'll ...

Greyson
10-19-2012, 06:18 PM
an AA meeting in 45 minutes. Instead, I think I'll ...


Instead, I think I will have a donut. :| That's right. This will........

LeftWriteFemme
10-19-2012, 06:32 PM
This will be a great beginning

May I have your........

*Anya*
10-19-2012, 07:52 PM
This will be a great beginning

May I have your........

absolute promise to me that...

JAGG
10-19-2012, 07:59 PM
absolute promise to me that...

You won't break my heart.
I'm not sure when is a good time ....

ladyhawkxx
10-20-2012, 04:34 AM
You won't break my heart.
I'm not sure when is a good time ....

to leave. But if you'll give me a clue I'll...>>>

Gentle Tiger
10-20-2012, 04:55 AM
to leave. But if you'll give me a clue I'll...>>>

solve the mystery.

It was the...

Gemme
10-20-2012, 06:08 AM
solve the mystery.

It was the...

....butler who did it.

Or it could be....

Lasiurus_cinereus
10-20-2012, 06:34 AM
....butler who did it.

Or it could be....

Or it could be General Mustard. By any chance, ........

FemmeBibliophile
10-20-2012, 06:49 AM
Or it could be General Mustard. By any chance, ........

By any chance, did you know that Miss Kitty was....

Lasiurus_cinereus
10-20-2012, 06:51 PM
By any chance, did you know that Miss Kitty was....

...not buying that new red coat? As always...

JAGG
10-20-2012, 07:11 PM
...not buying that new red coat? As always...

I will do it myself.

I've have been thinking about...

Lasiurus_cinereus
10-20-2012, 07:29 PM
I will do it myself.

I've have been thinking about...

... baking some cupcakes next weekend. Since I have...

Bèsame*
10-20-2012, 08:22 PM
Since I'm going to a Halloween party...and I will dress up as...... baking some cupcakes next weekend. Since I have...

JAGG
10-22-2012, 05:36 AM
Since I'm going to a Halloween party...and I will dress up as...

A super hero of course.
I smile everytime I ...

Stud_puppy1991
10-22-2012, 08:59 AM
A super hero of course.
I smile everytime I ...

everytime I think of that one day. That moment caught me in...

ladyhawkxx
10-22-2012, 10:03 AM
everytime I think of that one day. That moment caught me in...

complete and utter surprise! Next time I'll...>>>>

ahk
10-22-2012, 06:57 PM
complete and utter surprise! Next time I'll...>>>>

Next time I'll remember the grocery list. I just always forget....

JAGG
10-23-2012, 06:07 PM
Next time I'll remember the grocery list. I just always forget....

My watch . I miss it so much that...

lusciouskiwi
10-23-2012, 06:24 PM
My watch . I miss it so much that...

I miss it so much that I bought three. Just in case the first one ...

SleepyButch
10-23-2012, 06:25 PM
I miss it so much that I bought three. Just in case the first one ...

gets swallowed by the one that got away. The other two will go nicely in...

lusciouskiwi
10-23-2012, 06:52 PM
gets swallowed by the one that got away. The other two will go nicely in...

The other two will go nicely in the squirrel's backpack. In which case, the nuts will have to ...

JAGG
10-23-2012, 07:38 PM
The other two will go nicely in the squirrel's backpack. In which case, the nuts will have to ...

Be almonds. Everytime I try...

easygoingfemme
10-23-2012, 07:42 PM
Be almonds. Everytime I try...

to stand on my head, the oddest thing happens...

SleepyButch
10-23-2012, 07:53 PM
to stand on my head, the oddest thing happens...

my feet get jealous. Speaking of my feet..

lusciouskiwi
10-23-2012, 07:59 PM
my feet get jealous. Speaking of my feet..

they look like stunned mullet. Speaking of mullets ...

ahk
10-23-2012, 10:40 PM
I haven't seen one in years, do you ever think....

easygoingfemme
10-24-2012, 03:46 AM
they will come back in style? Because if they do...

ahk
10-24-2012, 07:00 AM
I will run the other direction. Do you enjoy.....

JAGG
10-24-2012, 06:19 PM
I will run the other direction. Do you enjoy.....

Eating out at on a cafe patio. I wouldn't even give that one ...

ladyhawkxx
10-25-2012, 09:26 AM
Eating out at on a cafe patio. I wouldn't even give that one ...

a 2 star rating. What do you think about...>>>

JAGG
10-25-2012, 09:44 AM
a 2 star rating. What do you think about...>>>

Taking a 7 day cruise together ? It doesn't suprise me to ...

ladyhawkxx
10-25-2012, 03:56 PM
Taking a 7 day cruise together ? It doesn't suprise me to ...

hear she did that. What happens after...>>>>

lusciouskiwi
10-25-2012, 04:41 PM
hear she did that. What happens after...>>>>

What happens after we get on board? This is such a heavy ...

easygoingfemme
10-25-2012, 07:52 PM
bag you have me carrying. Why did you have to pack...

SleepyButch
10-25-2012, 08:24 PM
bag you have me carrying. Why did you have to pack...

your clothes in my suitcase. Where did you put my...

JAGG
10-26-2012, 01:17 PM
your clothes in my suitcase. Where did you put my...

Wallet. I am never too....

Reader
10-26-2012, 02:03 PM
...happy that I can't be gay.

If only I could...

txdoc
10-26-2012, 04:19 PM
...happy that I can't be gay.

If only I could...

remember to smile. She had to say...

SleepyButch
10-26-2012, 04:28 PM
remember to smile. She had to say...

she loved me before and after we kissed.

That kiss was...

alexri
10-26-2012, 05:31 PM
absolutely amazing and intense, and lingered with me in my mind and heart for days.

Tonight I need to...

Greyson
10-26-2012, 05:47 PM
absolutely amazing and intense, and lingered with me in my mind and heart for days.

Tonight I need to...


Relax and then.......

txdoc
10-26-2012, 06:08 PM
Relax and then.......

contemplate whether I shall tell her all I feel. I fear that....

lusciouskiwi
10-26-2012, 06:11 PM
Relax and then.......

Relax and then - damn, forgot what's next. That kiss has got me all ...

PaPa
10-26-2012, 07:10 PM
Relax and then - damn, forgot what's next. That kiss has got me all ...

stumbling over my feet and my thoughts. It was just so.....

JAGG
10-26-2012, 07:22 PM
stumbling over my feet and my thoughts. It was just so.....

Perfect , no words were needed.
Looking back now I know...

easygoingfemme
10-26-2012, 08:27 PM
It was worth everything it took to get to right.now.

Around the corner I predict I will see...

Stud_puppy1991
10-26-2012, 08:58 PM
It was worth everything it took to get to right.now.

Around the corner I predict I will see...

the ghost of myself. What a haunting memory....

Greyson
10-26-2012, 10:10 PM
the ghost of myself. What a haunting memory....

The last time I saw her. I will never know if..........

SleepyButch
10-26-2012, 10:25 PM
The last time I saw her. I will never know if..........

she wanted me for my rubber band collections

or if it was because....

Greyson
10-27-2012, 04:17 PM
she wanted me for my rubber band collections

or if it was because....



there was food stuck in between my teeth from my lunch. When will life........

ahk
10-27-2012, 04:20 PM
there was food stuck in between my teeth from my lunch. When will life........

...ever begin? Do you have any.....

Fatale
10-27-2012, 06:06 PM
...ever begin? Do you have any.....

kumquats? Slipping into the dim alley, just beyond the reach of the streetlamp...

Stud_puppy1991
10-27-2012, 06:16 PM
kumquats? Slipping into the dim alley, just beyond the reach of the streetlamp...

I saw her. My eyes lit up like....

Fatale
10-27-2012, 06:21 PM
I saw her. My eyes lit up like....

...cheap disco balls. I've been meaning to get them checked. I thought it was her, but then...

Samurai Wanderer
10-30-2012, 12:34 AM
...cheap disco balls. I've been meaning to get them checked. I thought it was her, but then...
she disappeared into the shadows like a vision. I'll be damned if...

Cody0166
10-30-2012, 12:44 AM
she disappeared into the shadows like a vision. I'll be damned if...

she goes disco dancing. I would never...

Lady Pamela
10-30-2012, 01:06 AM
she goes disco dancing. I would never...

allow her to go out in that dress. It looks so...

Samurai Wanderer
10-30-2012, 05:34 AM
allow her to go out in that dress. It looks so...
garishly 80s. Those oversized shoulderpads have to go. Did she really think...

lusciouskiwi
10-30-2012, 06:17 AM
garishly 80s. Those oversized shoulderpads have to go. Did she really think...

Did she really think she could out shoulder pad me? With that thought I grabbed a couple of socks, wadded them up and ...

easygoingfemme
10-30-2012, 08:42 AM
shoved them in my bra. I figured if I could work that on the street...

JAGG
10-30-2012, 10:06 AM
shoved them in my bra. I figured if I could work that on the street...

But I will need my own tools.
Why does that noise.....

Chancie
10-30-2012, 11:42 AM
But I will need my own tools.
Why does that noise...
get louder and louder?

Is it true that she . . .

JoSchmooze
10-30-2012, 11:53 AM
get louder and louder?

Is it true that she . . .

....has always been a "screamer"??

I would think that....

:cigar2:

ahk
11-03-2012, 06:37 PM
I scored that job. How much should.....

Talon
11-09-2012, 01:01 PM
I desire you? Do you burn...

Samurai Wanderer
11-09-2012, 10:37 PM
I desire you? Do you burn...

toast and still eat it? That would be...

ahk
11-11-2012, 10:17 PM
just unbelievable. Don't you think....

Greyson
11-11-2012, 10:31 PM
just unbelievable. Don't you think....

It's time to learn how to cook? Imagine the ...............

Samurai Wanderer
11-12-2012, 06:16 AM
It's time to learn how to cook? Imagine the ...............
delights we could make with carrots. And then there's....

JAGG
11-13-2012, 08:37 AM
delights we could make with carrots. And then there's....

Yet another fav memory of mine.
For me you'll always.....

lusciouskiwi
11-13-2012, 08:40 AM
Yet another fav memory of mine.
For me you'll always.....

For me you'll always smell like carrots. Why is it exactly ...

Metro
11-14-2012, 08:03 PM
For me you'll always smell like carrots. Why is it exactly ...

... I'll never know.

But what I DO know is that...

easygoingfemme
11-14-2012, 08:47 PM
... I'll never know.

But what I DO know is that...

the carrots smell better when you dip them in...

JAGG
11-19-2012, 07:14 AM
the carrots smell better when you dip them in...

Blue cheese.

I might say ok if it wasn't for that.......

~ocean
11-19-2012, 07:22 AM
Blue cheese.

I might say ok if it wasn't for that.......

Wart you have on your nose.

If you bend more you you can ....

JAGG
11-19-2012, 08:31 AM
Wart you have on your nose.

If you bend more you you can ....

Improve your flexiblity.

I learned the hard way to......

ladyhawkxx
11-19-2012, 12:18 PM
Improve your flexiblity.

I learned the hard way to......

always tell the truth. So tell me, do you like it when I ....>>>>

ahk
11-24-2012, 11:15 AM
whisper in my ear? What are you trying......

BBinNYC
11-24-2012, 11:47 AM
tell me by not reacting? Is it...

LeftWriteFemme
11-24-2012, 11:58 AM
tell me by not reacting? Is it...


Your first time at the fair? Will you be.......

Dude
11-24-2012, 12:07 PM
Your first time at the fair? Will you be.......

having a carnie or a corn dog? :]

I'll be at the petting zoo....

JAGG
11-29-2012, 09:14 AM
having a carnie or a corn dog? :]

I'll be at the petting zoo....

To see if I can get a llama to spit on someone.

When you realize ...

MarquisdeShey
12-02-2012, 01:31 PM
To see if I can get a llama to spit on someone.

When you realize ...

the amount of time you've spent raking those leaves, it will be fall again.

I saw a peculiar ...

txdoc
12-02-2012, 01:58 PM
the amount of time you've spent raking those leaves, it will be fall again.

I saw a peculiar ...

face in the crowd. Why did you not tell me...

JustBeingMe
02-20-2013, 02:23 AM
face in the crowd. Why did you not tell me...

that your uncle was going to be there.
I think a mistake ........................................

JoSchmooze
02-20-2013, 10:15 AM
that your uncle was going to be there.
I think a mistake ........................................

was about to be made...
Just then you turned and.......

Hollylane
02-20-2013, 10:26 AM
was about to be made...
Just then you turned and.......



offered me a breath mint. I looked at you in disbelief before I.....

Gaige
02-20-2013, 11:01 AM
offered me a breath mint. I looked at you in disbelief before I.....

snatched them out of your hand and..

Hollylane
02-20-2013, 11:02 AM
snatched them out of your hand and..

tossed them into the pond. I hoped that despite the ripples on the water....

Gaige
02-20-2013, 11:10 AM
tossed them into the pond. I hoped that despite the ripples on the water....

we will still be able to see our reflection. Too bad…

Hollylane
02-20-2013, 11:13 AM
we will still be able to see our reflection. Too bad…

we can't just rip our clothes off and take a refreshing swim. But, then we wouldn't have.....

Gaige
02-20-2013, 11:22 AM
we can't just rip our clothes off and take a refreshing swim. But, then we wouldn't have.....

time to dry off before the police showed up. I wonder…

Hollylane
02-20-2013, 11:24 AM
time to dry off before the police showed up. I wonder…

how long it would take for the security guard to make it to the phone to call them. I bet he didn't think...

Gaige
02-20-2013, 11:28 AM
how long it would take for the security guard to make it to the phone to call them. I bet he didn't think...

that hair could actually grow there. How many…

Hollylane
02-20-2013, 11:30 AM
that hair could actually grow there. How many…


times have I asked you to wax that? What can we do....

Gaige
02-20-2013, 11:40 AM
times have I asked you to wax that? What can we do....

meanwhile, to prevent fish from getting snared? You know I...

Hollylane
02-20-2013, 11:45 AM
meanwhile, to prevent fish from getting snared? You know I...

never did complain about that tasty trout we had that night for dinner. So, what time are we...

Gaige
02-20-2013, 11:50 AM
never did complain about that tasty trout we had that night for dinner. So, what time are we...

taking the dogs for a walk because I

Hollylane
02-20-2013, 11:53 AM
taking the dogs for a walk because I

still have to have that big margarita. Should I do that before or after we...

Gaige
02-20-2013, 11:58 AM
still have to have that big margarita. Should I do that before or after we...

head to that waxing appointment you scheduled? I wonder if...

Hollylane
02-20-2013, 12:01 PM
head to that waxing appointment you scheduled? I wonder if...

you'll be embarrassed to be there with me, if I ask them about that other thing that...

Gaige
02-20-2013, 12:06 PM
you'll be embarrassed to be there with me, if I ask them about that other thing that...

won’t stop oozing. Sometimes I just want to...

Hollylane
02-20-2013, 12:09 PM
won’t stop oozing. Sometimes I just want to...

see it scab over. If they can fix that, will you think I'm attractive enough to...

Gaige
02-21-2013, 03:02 PM
see it scab over. If they can fix that, will you think I'm attractive enough to...

be a rodeo clown? I ask only because…

Hollylane
02-21-2013, 03:06 PM
I often find wearing only a wine barrel to be a great turn on. I tried this in the pool once and I....

Gaige
02-21-2013, 03:24 PM
I often find wearing only a wine barrel to be a great turn on. I tried this in the pool once and I....

discovered that I love the feel of wet wood. :sunglass: The only thing that feels better is…

Hollylane
02-21-2013, 03:27 PM
discovered that I loved the feel of wet wood. :sunglass: The only thing that feels better is…

naked jello wrestling. That reminds me of that time when we were up against a....

Gaige
02-21-2013, 03:53 PM
naked jello wrestling. That reminds me of that time when we were up against a....

roller derby team in that bar fight last summer. Who knew that…

Hollylane
02-21-2013, 03:54 PM
roller derby team in that bar fight last summer. Who knew that…

those knee pads had other uses. I swear that I couldn't even tell that you had...

Gaige
02-21-2013, 04:05 PM
those knee pads had other uses. I swear that I couldn't even tell that you had...

dropped to the floor in the fetal position. Why is it that…

Hollylane
02-21-2013, 04:16 PM
dropped to the floor in the fetal position. Why is it that…

you weren't more proud of me for not peeing my pants, when I stood up and...

Gaige
02-21-2013, 04:38 PM
you weren't more proud of me for not peeing my pants, when I stood up and...

put them on. This is the 3rd time this week…

Hollylane
02-21-2013, 04:43 PM
put them on. This is the 3rd time this week…

that I've had to bring that up, and I still can't believe that you didn't notice that I was pantless at the beginning of that hoedown...So, now that I've made my point, are you going to....

Gaige
02-21-2013, 04:52 PM
that I've had to bring that up, and I still can't believe that you didn't notice that I was pantless at the beginning of that hoedown...So, now that I've made my point, are you going to....

start inviting me to more hoedowns? I just can’t take another…

Hollylane
02-21-2013, 04:56 PM
start inviting me to more hoedowns? I just can’t take another…

one of those break dancing parties you're so fond of. Anyway, I didn't know they still made those pants that....

Kitten.With.A.Twist
02-21-2013, 05:01 PM
one of those break dancing parties you're so fond of. Anyway, I didn't know they still made those pants that....

...had floral inserts to make 'bells' at the bottom. Are you sure that...

Hollylane
02-21-2013, 05:03 PM
...had floral inserts to make 'bells' at the bottom. Are you sure that...

this actually is the current fashion? I guess that's better than the zippers on those...

Greyson
02-21-2013, 05:18 PM
this actually is the current fashion? I guess that's better than the zippers on those...



That's better than the zippers on those slippers. Now if I could only find.......

Hollylane
02-21-2013, 05:29 PM
That's better than the zippers on those slippers. Now if I could only find.......

those spectacles, I would be able to....

Gaige
02-21-2013, 05:40 PM
those spectacles, I would be able to....


read between the lines. Now if only I could get my...

Hollylane
02-21-2013, 06:00 PM
read between the lines. Now if only I could get my...



tooth back in, I'd really be able to tear into that....

JustBeingMe
02-21-2013, 06:16 PM
tooth back in, I'd really be able to tear into that....

steak I've been staring out for an hour now. I truly love steak and it's ripping me apart that I can't..............

Smiling
02-21-2013, 06:57 PM
steak I've been staring out for an hour now. I truly love steak and it's ripping me apart that I can't..............

take it home with me to raise as a pet. How should I....

Hollylane
02-21-2013, 06:58 PM
take it home with me to raise as a pet. How should I....

remedy this situation, when I am appalled by...

Miss_J
02-21-2013, 07:38 PM
remedy this situation, when I am appalled by...

The lack of attention to detail. Perhaps I could....

Hollylane
02-21-2013, 07:44 PM
take it to a specialist, and then I would know....

Jesse
02-21-2013, 07:57 PM
take it to a specialist, and then I would know....

...how it is that pigs can fly. When I hear that song...

Smiling
02-21-2013, 08:13 PM
...how it is that pigs can fly. When I hear that song...


it makes me want to do a cartwheel. However, I know that if I do....

Hollylane
02-21-2013, 09:18 PM
it makes me want to do a cartwheel. However, I know that if I do....


I will likely receive a black eye, but that will go well with...

Smiling
02-21-2013, 09:23 PM
I will likely receive a black eye, but that will go well with...


my outfit which is black and blue! All of a sudden, I look up and....

Hollylane
02-21-2013, 09:24 PM
my outfit which is black and blue! All of a sudden, I look up and....

I see a puff of smoke, and I shouldn't have immediately assumed that...

Smiling
02-21-2013, 09:27 PM
I see a puff of smoke, and I shouldn't have immediately assumed that...

the SWAT Team was approaching, but I did! Having to think fast, I....

Hollylane
02-21-2013, 09:29 PM
the SWAT Team was approaching, but I did! Having to think fast, I....

grabbed the nearest one, and asked them why a SWAT team would be interested in a fire. That was when I saw the gonga on my counter out of the corner of my eye, and I realized.....

Smiling
02-21-2013, 09:31 PM
grabbed the nearest one, and asked them why a SWAT team would be interested in a fire. That was when I saw the gonga on my counter out of the corner of my eye, and I realized.....

that I was being framed! I knew who was responsible for this and that it was because....

Hollylane
02-21-2013, 09:42 PM
that I was being framed! I knew who was responsible for this and that it was because....

I complained about the fly in my soup, and didn't tip the waiter. So, thinking quickly, I....

Smiling
02-21-2013, 09:46 PM
I complained about the fly in my soup, and didn't tip the waiter. So, thinking quickly, I....

disguised myself as a houseplant and waited for SWAT to go into the other room.
When the coast was clear, I ran out and much to my surprise....

Trev
02-21-2013, 09:47 PM
that I was being framed! I knew who was responsible for this and that it was because....

we have the same parole officer. After much free time to catch up on my reading crime stories.....

Hollylane
02-21-2013, 09:48 PM
disguised myself as a houseplant and waited for SWAT to go into the other room.
When the coast was clear, I ran out and much to my surprise....

we have the same parole officer. After much free time to catch up on my reading crime stories.....

I decided to hit the gym, but when I got there I was alarmed by...

Smiling
02-21-2013, 09:52 PM
I decided to hit the gym, but when I got there I was alarmed by...

the rows and rows of exercise equipment! After all, the judge told me a condition of my release was....

Hollylane
02-21-2013, 10:01 PM
the rows and rows of exercise equipment! After all, the judge told me a condition of my release was....

dependent on my determination to stay clean, but this was way over the top, and I couldn't decide if I should...

Smiling
02-21-2013, 10:10 PM
dependent on my determination to stay clean, but this was way over the top, and I couldn't decide if I should...

steal a car and get the heck out of there fast or stay and finish out my parole like an upstanding citizens. As I weighed my options....

Hollylane
02-21-2013, 10:13 PM
steal a car and get the heck out of there fast or stay and finish out my parole like an upstanding citizens. As I weighed my options....

I realized that behind bars, vehicular theft was not likely an option. So, I angrily reported to kitchen duty, but as I began washing dishes, I discovered a....

Smiling
02-21-2013, 11:28 PM
I realized that behind bars, vehicular theft was not likely an option. So, I angrily reported to kitchen duty, but as I began washing dishes, I discovered a....


6 karat sapphire tiara that would look absolutely fabulous with a pair of Jimmy Choo's that I have sitting in my closet at home! Weighing my options, I....

Hollylane
02-22-2013, 10:21 AM
6 karat sapphire tiara that would look absolutely fabulous with a pair of Jimmy Choo's that I have sitting in my closet at home! Weighing my options, I....

realized I was just hallucinating, and I suddenly I was sure that someone had slipped me a......

Gaige
02-22-2013, 10:59 AM
realized I was just hallucinating, and suddenly I was sure that someone had slipped me a......

Dorito that had been licked on. I ran as fast as I could to the bathroom to…

Hollylane
02-22-2013, 11:18 AM
Dorito that had been licked on. I ran as fast as I could to the bathroom to…

wash my mouth out with soap, but something distracted me, and I stood staring in horror at....

Gaige
02-22-2013, 11:57 AM
wash my mouth out with soap, but something distracted me, and I stood staring in horror at....

the reflection in the mirror of the clown standing behind me. I spun around and…

Hollylane
02-22-2013, 12:00 PM
the reflection in the mirror of the clown standing behind me. I spun around and…

slapped his big red nose off of his face, he looked a little shocked, but then he...

MarquisdeShey
02-22-2013, 12:14 PM
he went from shock to laughter. What a clown this guy! I would rather if he did not stand so...

JAGG
02-22-2013, 01:10 PM
he went from shock to laughter. What a clown this guy! I would rather if he did not stand so...

Hunched over all the time.
If today was a Saturday I ....

JustBeingMe
02-22-2013, 01:19 PM
Hunched over all the time.
If today was a Saturday I ....

would sell him at a garage sale I'm having. But today is only Friday. So, while I'm at work, he's off with his cohorts...................

puddin'
02-22-2013, 06:19 PM
doin' unmentionable thangs i don't wanna know about...

Hollylane
02-24-2013, 08:14 PM
doin' unmentionable thangs i don't wanna know about...

because I've heard some stories that are pretty out there. Do you believe that clown cars....

JustBeingMe
02-24-2013, 09:06 PM
can actually fit 3 full grown clowns in them? I wonder how they get all their big feet in them and drive.............

Sweet Bliss
03-31-2013, 09:22 PM
can actually fit 3 full grown clowns in them? I wonder how they get all their big feet in them and drive.............

to Las Vegas in the dark? Even if what happens in Vegas......

PaPa
03-31-2013, 09:32 PM
to Las Vegas in the dark? Even if what happens in Vegas......

doesn't happen at the Golden Nugget, the least they can do is...........

KCBUTCH
03-31-2013, 09:50 PM
keep their clothes on, I mean really for Pete's sake

Greyson
03-31-2013, 11:25 PM
She push the boundaries of decency even more so. Pete can just deal with it and then.........

Chancie
04-01-2013, 04:37 AM
She'll have to let me know why . . .

lusciouskiwi
04-01-2013, 04:42 AM
She'll have to let me know why . . .

Pete burst into tears when she said "I ...

JAGG
04-01-2013, 05:54 AM
Pete burst into tears when she said "I ...

Am not pregnant.

I really wanted to tell you that you ........

Greyson
04-01-2013, 09:52 AM
That you are not all that! Good bye. I will not be replaced, ever and .......

Hollylane
04-01-2013, 10:06 AM
neither can my three toed sloth, you were always so fond of...

Novelafemme
04-01-2013, 10:19 AM
neither can my three toed sloth, you were always so fond of...

walking around the house in my high heels. Please don't put your...

Hollylane
04-01-2013, 10:23 AM
dirty socks there, if I had a penny for every time....

JAGG
04-01-2013, 10:29 AM
dirty socks there, if I had a penny for every time....

someone said they would teach me how to dance.

She said she loves ........

Novelafemme
04-01-2013, 10:31 AM
someone said they would teach me how to dance.

She said she loves ........

the way fireflies dance in the moonlight. Pour me another...

JAGG
04-01-2013, 10:50 AM
the way fireflies dance in the moonlight. Pour me another...

Coffee please.
Did you notice how evetything ...

Novelafemme
04-01-2013, 11:05 AM
Coffee please.
Did you notice how evetything ...

resembles the word "everything"? Sometimes I just want to roll the windows down and...

JAGG
04-01-2013, 11:47 AM
resembles the word "everything"? Sometimes I just want to roll the windows down and...

Ha. Spit.
I know the perfect ....

Sweet Bliss
04-01-2013, 01:01 PM
Ha. Spit.
I know the perfect ....

little cafe. Are you hungry for .........

Ascot
04-01-2013, 01:45 PM
little cafe. Are you hungry for .........

won ton or something wanton? I understand this little joint...

Greyson
04-01-2013, 03:19 PM
won ton or something wanton? I understand this little joint...


Is where poets come to write and dreamers come to..........

Chancie
04-01-2013, 03:24 PM
Is where poets come to write and dreamers come to..........

Tell their editors how to . . .

Ascot
04-01-2013, 03:48 PM
Tell their editors how to . . .

gentler. Succinctness isn't always..

KCBUTCH
04-01-2013, 04:30 PM
gentler. Succinctness isn't always..

possible, at times random babbling is the best option...

Ascot
04-01-2013, 05:14 PM
possible, at times random babbling is the best option...

especially if you're trying desperately to bluff. Having said that, blathering...

Sweet Bliss
04-01-2013, 05:22 PM
whilst you are lathering destroys any semblence of decency. Perhaps we could retire to ..........

Ascot
04-01-2013, 05:35 PM
whilst you are lathering destroys any semblence of decency. Perhaps we could retire to ..........

a tropical clime and show the old coots how it's done. Of course, when you add paprika to the mix...

JAGG
04-01-2013, 05:43 PM
a tropical clime and show the old coots how it's done. Of course, when you add paprika to the mix...

It gets very colorful.

If it starts blinking.....

Ascot
04-01-2013, 05:49 PM
It gets very colorful.

If it starts blinking.....

rapidly, run. Quickly. If it reaches critical mass...

Sweet Bliss
04-01-2013, 06:25 PM
rapidly, run. Quickly. If it reaches critical mass...

JAGG will slide across the wood floors in wool socks while firing his marshmallow gun at Grandma. Worlds will collide.......

JoSchmooze
04-01-2013, 08:00 PM
JAGG will slide across the wood floors in wool socks while firing his marshmallow gun at Grandma. Worlds will collide.......

If static electricity overpowers the gravitational pull of the planets. Jagg would certainly then.....

Sweet Bliss
04-01-2013, 08:22 PM
If static electricity overpowers the gravitational pull of the planets. Jagg would certainly then.....

set his marshmallows on fire! With the ensuing bonfire.....

JAGG
04-02-2013, 09:09 AM
set his marshmallows on fire! With the ensuing bonfire.....

I invited a few friends over.

An organized house is.....

Sweet Bliss
04-02-2013, 01:17 PM
great for thieves, quick access. Hot curry over .....

Ascot
04-02-2013, 01:22 PM
basmati is a good thing. The blue hour, just before nightfall...

Hollylane
04-02-2013, 10:35 PM
often heralds the call of the wild among us. There was a time when I...

Ascot
04-02-2013, 10:44 PM
often heralds the call of the wild among us. There was a time when I...

was less inclined to be modest. Now, when the horizon shifts...

Hollylane
04-02-2013, 10:49 PM
I have to check my artificial horizon gauge, I've often wondered about inflight...

always2late
04-03-2013, 12:24 AM
magazines like Skymall. I once gave in and bought....

Hollylane
04-03-2013, 06:49 PM
magazines like Skymall. I once gave in and bought....

a Winbot (the window cleaning robot), but I ended up returning it after it...

JustBeingMe
04-03-2013, 06:53 PM
a Winbot (the window cleaning robot), but I ended up returning it after it...

kept breaking my windows out. Then I called the number on the box to see if they would pay for the windows and got an automated message saying.....................

Hollylane
04-03-2013, 06:54 PM
returns are only available via the web. Next time I'll make damn sure that I...

JustBeingMe
04-03-2013, 09:20 PM
take note and finds out the company went out of business..
And now what am I to do with those darn broken windows? I'll sleep on it tonight and figure something out in the morning. I wake up startled and hear loud noises................

Sweet Bliss
04-06-2013, 04:56 PM
take note and finds out the company went out of business..
And now what am I to do with those darn broken windows? I'll sleep on it tonight and figure something out in the morning. I wake up startled and hear loud noises................

grabbing my water pistol and marshmallow launcher I search for my jelly bean stash. Spying the intruder...

ONLY
04-06-2013, 06:14 PM
grabbing my water pistol and marshmallow launcher I search for my jelly bean stash. Spying the intruder...

.......with her hand in the cookie jar. If she knew what was really stashed in there, she would be.....

Hollylane
04-06-2013, 10:16 PM
.......with her hand in the cookie jar. If she knew what was really stashed in there, she would be.....

happy to know that she had finally found the catnip stash, her gorgeous kitty would be having a blast soon, I only worry that the dog might...

Sweet Bliss
04-09-2013, 07:57 PM
happy to know that she had finally found the catnip stash, her gorgeous kitty would be having a blast soon, I only worry that the dog might...

have a heart attack chasing the stoned cat. Perhaps if the dog is high he will...

KCBUTCH
04-09-2013, 09:42 PM
stop chasing hys tail and relax for once...

Sweet Bliss
04-15-2013, 08:03 PM
releasing his vise like grip on my meat lover's pizza. You would think....

JAGG
04-15-2013, 08:28 PM
releasing his vise like grip on my meat lover's pizza. You would think....

He would want to lose some weight.

Today would have been perfect except...

Talon
04-15-2013, 08:31 PM
He would want to lose some weight.

Today would have been perfect except...


...for that crack to my jaw that made me eat the asphalt.

How can this be really....

KCBUTCH
04-15-2013, 09:14 PM
...for that crack to my jaw that made me eat the asphalt.

How can this be really....

be happening to me, you fricken prick you're going to pay for....

Sweet Bliss
04-25-2013, 08:32 PM
be happening to me, you fricken prick you're going to pay for....

my nose job and massage. Now KNEEL BITCH.. beg for mercy until....

Hollylane
04-26-2013, 08:05 AM
I decide to rise from my tuffet. For the love of dogs!!! Look at the size of that spider, I nearly...

Sweet Bliss
04-26-2013, 08:11 AM
I decide to rise from my tuffet. For the love of dogs!!! Look at the size of that spider, I nearly...

snorted beer out of my broken nose. Reaching into my rubber thong....:blink:

JAGG
05-02-2013, 07:24 AM
snorted beer out of my broken nose. Reaching into my rubber thong....:blink:

I realized it wasn't mine.
I found a better way, so....

Bèsame*
05-02-2013, 07:28 AM
I took off the thong and put on ......I realized it wasn't mine.
I found a better way, so....

Sweet Bliss
05-02-2013, 07:22 PM
I took off the thong and put on ......

my black lace cat suit. The door bell rang,

deathbypoem
08-11-2013, 03:12 PM
and then, I realized that it could of been.

Why are you so..

PoeticSilence
08-11-2013, 03:17 PM
and then, I realized that it could of been.

Why are you so.. by deathbypoem

...falling down tired?
Did you forget to.....

deathbypoem
08-11-2013, 03:45 PM
and then, I realized that it could of been.

Why are you so.. by deathbypoem

...falling down tired?
Did you forget to.....


breathe today?



If I asked you again...

Hollylane
08-11-2013, 04:42 PM
would you consider using a napkin?

Can you please pass the....

deathbypoem
08-11-2013, 05:47 PM
would you consider using a napkin?

Can you please pass the....


time. I feel like I am late for this again.

How can one thing seem so...

o'queery
08-12-2013, 12:17 PM
time. I feel like I am late for this again.

How can one thing seem so...

lifeless? It never makes any..

puddin'
08-19-2013, 02:38 PM
pancakes on a sunday mornin', or...

ONLY
09-01-2013, 09:02 AM
pancakes on a sunday mornin', or...

waffles with fresh fruit.

And then we can have..........

Hollylane
09-01-2013, 10:40 AM
Lunch on the veranda...

Sometimes the heat of the day...

PoeticSilence
09-06-2013, 04:37 AM
Sometimes the heat of the day... by Hollylane

Sometimes the heat of the day is so stifling.
I just want to....

Violette
09-06-2013, 08:20 AM
Sometimes the heat of the day... by Hollylane

Sometimes the heat of the day is so stifling.
I just want to....


run until I am out of breath.

In the early morning...

ONLY
09-06-2013, 06:33 PM
run until I am out of breath.

In the early morning...

I will bring you breakfast in bed.

I will serve you.....

Violette
09-07-2013, 09:09 AM
I will bring you breakfast in bed.

I will serve you.....



tea, eggs, and toast.

After breakfast we will...

ONLY
09-07-2013, 09:26 AM
tea, eggs, and toast.

After breakfast we will...

take a walk along the stream deep in the woods....

We find.......

Violette
09-07-2013, 11:49 PM
take a walk along the stream deep in the woods....

We find.......

a log to sit on so that we may rest our feet in the cool water.

We look into the water...

PoeticSilence
09-07-2013, 11:58 PM
We look into the water... by Violette

We look into the water but can't see anything distinct because of the ripples.

Since it started to rain...

agape
09-08-2013, 02:22 AM
We look into the water... by Violette

We look into the water but can't see anything distinct because of the ripples.

Since it started to rain...

We find shelter from the rain and make hot chocolate to drink.

Then after the rain stopped...

ONLY
09-08-2013, 07:41 AM
We find shelter from the rain and make hot chocolate to drink.

Then after the rain stopped...

we decide to make the most of the wet grass in the backyard.....

Your face lights up when we.........

Hollylane
09-08-2013, 10:59 AM
dance barefoot, with only the sounds of Mother Nature serenading us.

It has been a glorious day, but I...

ONLY
09-08-2013, 02:15 PM
dance barefoot, with only the sounds of Mother Nature serenading us.

It has been a glorious day, but I...

do need my beauty sleep :p

How about tomorrow we.......

Hollylane
09-08-2013, 02:32 PM
meet at the airport, I really think a trip to Little Rock is what we both need,

and I just want to...

ONLY
09-08-2013, 03:42 PM
meet at the airport, I really think a trip to Little Rock is what we both need,

and I just want to...


check out all the shops and see what kind of "stuff" we can buy :)

Then maybe lunch at ........

Hollylane
09-08-2013, 04:56 PM
noon can be skipped,

because up in our room we can...

puddin'
09-13-2013, 05:58 PM
play yahtzee fo' a while, and then move on to...

ONLY
09-13-2013, 07:26 PM
play yahtzee fo' a while, and then move on to...

a game of scrabble.....

Or would you rather play.......

Sweet Bliss
10-02-2013, 05:19 PM
a game of scrabble.....

Or would you rather play.......

Spin the cat? Can't use a dog because ...

JAGG
10-02-2013, 05:29 PM
Spin the cat? Can't use a dog because ...

Nails scratch the wood floors. I really like those high gloss....

Sweet Bliss
10-02-2013, 05:41 PM
Nails scratch the wood floors. I really like those high gloss....
Floors that reflect secret gardens, hee,hee, hee. JAGG RULES on shiny slick ....

Bèsame*
10-16-2013, 11:41 PM
Floors that reflect secret gardens, hee,hee, hee. JAGG RULES on shiny slick ....

Granite counter tops. But he would rather be sliding on....

Cin
10-17-2013, 01:12 AM
Granite counter tops. But he would rather be sliding on....

his skateboard, a half flip kick on a rail into a darkslide. But in the early morning hours...

Sweet Bliss
11-01-2013, 08:31 PM
his skateboard, a half flip kick on a rail into a darkslide. But in the early morning hours...

the dew sparking like crystal prisms caught his gaze. What could she ...

ONLY
11-01-2013, 09:17 PM
the dew sparking like crystal prisms caught his gaze. What could she ...

possibly want with him. She walked over to him slowly....seductively.......

Nic
11-01-2013, 11:02 PM
possibly want with him. She walked over to him slowly....seductively.......

and smiled brilliantly. She slid a hand slowly into her pocket and pulled out a.....

Sweet Bliss
11-04-2013, 06:00 PM
and smiled brilliantly. She slid a hand slowly into her pocket and pulled out a.....

Tootsie Roll Pop, cherry flavored, tightly wrapped. Similar to ...

ONLY
11-04-2013, 06:03 PM
Tootsie Roll Pop, cherry flavored, tightly wrapped. Similar to ...

the ones I use to get when I was younger :) . Now If only I could fine......

Nic
11-04-2013, 09:56 PM
the ones I use to get when I was younger :) . Now If only I could fine......


how many licks it takes to get to the center. One...two....three....

Sweet Bliss
11-04-2013, 11:03 PM
...crunch! Damn, chipped a tooth, wait ...that's