Finish This

[JAGG]

This game is called finish my sentence. Here is how you play: you complete the sentence of last poster anyway you choose. Then leave a sentence for the next person to finish.

Example : if I thought I was right I would...
Reply : not have been so worried.
New sentence : don't ask me ...


Okay its that easy! I will go first. I'm hoping to see everyone's sense of humor here. =)

[JAGG]

This game is called finish my sentence. Here is how you play: you complete the sentence of last poster anyway you choose. Then leave a sentence for the next person to finish.

Example : if I thought I was right I would...
Reply : not have been so worried.
New sentence : don't ask me ...


Okay its that easy! I will go first. I'm hoping to see everyone's sense of humor here. =)

Why I do a thing but how.

You just shouldn't dive in ...

[Teddybear]

You just shouldn't dive in ...


Fully dressed



That Damm beeping is...

[JAGG]

Fully dressed



That Damm beeping is...

Not a hidden bomb I hope.

If you dug a little deeper you...

[yotlyolqualli]

Not a hidden bomb I hope.

If you dug a little deeper you...

you might find worms.

If I had a penny

[Teddybear]

you might find worms.

If I had a penny

I would have money in my pocket


Signal your intent when

[Hollylane]

I'd let it get smashed on a railroad track...

When I get home tonight I'm going to...

[Miss_J]

I'd let it get smashed on a railroad track...

When I get home tonight I'm going to...

Finish making the paper flowers for the kids


Just this once I wish...

[Teddybear]

When I get home tonight I'm going to...

Strip naked and shower


The short bus

[JAGG]

I would have money in my pocket


Signal your intent when

When I'm not blindfolded.

[Teddybear]

Finish making the paper flowers for the kids


Just this once I wish...

Receivers would get the job done


I wish power hungry people were

[JAGG]

Strip naked and shower


The short bus

Always blows its horn twice

You can't expect perfection from ...

[girl_dee]

Always blows its horn twice

You can't expect perfection from ...

anyone who is breathing.....

[JAGG]

Receivers would get the job done


I wish power hungry people were

Given some professional leadership training.

You can't expect perfection when...

[Teddybear]

Had some professional leadership training.

You can't expect perfection when...

U can't fly to the moon and back without a plane


The roaring sound of.the motor

[Gentle Tiger]

U can't fly to the moon and back without a plane


The roaring sound of.the motor

...is left to interpretation.

The brownies...

[JAGG]

...is left to interpretation.

The brownies...

Are fat free have two !

If I had one more...

[Metro]

Are fat free have two !

If I had one more...

.... cup of coffee I might be awake.

I didn't know you could do *that* with a ____________.

[JAGG]

.... cup of coffee I might be awake.

I didn't know you could do *that* with a ____________.

Bbq grill

Well I have seen the prize and ...

[*Anya*]

Bbq grill

Well I have seen the prize and ...

...that prize is not worth fighting over.

My favorite part of making love is...

[Bleu]

...that prize is not worth fighting over.

My favorite part of making love is...


My favorite part of making love is...uhhh, every minute of it!

When you walk into the room I ...

[lusciouskiwi]

...that prize is not worth fighting over.

My favorite part of making love is...


... the closeness between us.


If this rain ever stops, I'll ...

[lusciouskiwi]

My favorite part of making love is...uhhh, every minute of it!

When you walk into the room I ...

... go weak at the knees.

If this rain ever stops, I'll ...

[Miss_J]

... go weak at the knees.

If this rain ever stops, I'll ...

be able to pack the car.

Waking up every morning with

[pinkgeek]

Waking up every morning with

........all your limbs attached is a good thing!

For Halloween I am going to dress up as...........

[JAGG]

........all your limbs attached is a good thing!

For Halloween I am going to dress up as...........

a dentist and hand out oranges

I would probably be bored by now if not for ...

[SleepyButch]

a dentist and hand out oranges

I would probably be bored by now if not for ...


the voices in my head.


That lady on the street corner told me...

[lusciouskiwi]

the voices in my head.


That lady on the street corner told me...

... go back to bed. You look kinda sleepy.


Gee, that colour really looks ...

[tazz]

...that prize is not worth fighting over.

My favorite part of making love is...

getting Fucked Hard from behind

tomorrow i will...

[lusciouskiwi]

getting Fucked Hard from behind

tomorrow i will...

not jump ahead of the que. Geeze Tazzie! ;)


If I weren't picking my nose I'd be ...

[Greyson]

... go back to bed. You look kinda sleepy.


Gee, that colour really looks ...


flattering on you.

I made reservations for the cruise and then......

[SleepyButch]

... go back to bed. You look kinda sleepy.


Gee, that colour really looks ...


like a million ducks.


When I grow up, I really want to try...

[SleepyButch]

flattering on you.

I made reservations for the cruise and then......

I decided to buy a lottery ticket instead.


If you go down that way.. you will find...

[ONLY]

I decided to buy a lottery ticket instead.


If you go down that way.. you will find...

this beautiful lady who is looking for directions.

I wonder where she is ......

[SleepyButch]

this beautiful lady who is looking for directions.

I wonder where she is ......

when I have this itch in the middle of my back that I can't reach!


If I were to buy these shoes...

[ONLY]

when I have this itch in the middle of my back that I can't reach!


If I were to buy these shoes...

I would probably fall on my ass :|

All I need is a pair of.......

[SleepyButch]

I would probably fall on my ass :|

All I need is a pair of.......

pliers so that I can scratch this itch.


Last night I was trying to sleep when...

[lusciouskiwi]

I would probably fall on my ass :|

All I need is a pair of.......

Oy! Stop jumping the que! There is nooooo overtaking on the inside lane :police:

sunglasses with sparkles

If I weren't on bfp I'd be ...

[lusciouskiwi]

pliers so that I can scratch this itch.


Last night I was trying to sleep when...


the bfp arrested me for jumping the que. :police:


I would share this bottle of champainge with you if ...

[ONLY]

Oy! Stop jumping the que! There is nooooo overtaking on the inside lane :police:

sunglasses with sparkles

If I weren't on bfp I'd be ...

be asleep all by myself :(

Now come 26 nights .....

[SleepyButch]

the bfp arrested me for jumping the que. :police:
I would share this bottle of champainge with you if ...


What que???!!! (I'm missing something officer)


I were not so afraid my clothes might fall off.


When I have my first cup of java...

[tazz]

be asleep all by myself :(

Now come 26 nights .....

... of working overtime at my job

most of the time i..

[SleepyButch]

... of working overtime at my job

most of the time i..

shower by myself.


The point of that whole conversation was....

[lusciouskiwi]

shower by myself.


The point of that whole conversation was....

... to see if you were awake.


Now that's its stopped raining, I think I will ...

[tazz]

... to see if you were awake.


Now that's its stopped raining, I think I will ...

...walk my dog

i miss...

[MissItalianDiva]

[QUOTE

i miss...[/QUOTE]

I miss my big headed buddy

When I am bored I

[SleepyButch]

i miss...

I miss my big headed buddy

When I am bored I

I chase my tail.

Do you ever listen when ...

[tazz]

[QUOTE

i miss...

I miss my big headed buddy

When I am bored I[/QUOTE]

...go onto the internet

my #1 vice is...

[ONLY]

I miss my big headed buddy

When I am bored I

...go onto the internet

my #1 vice is...[/QUOTE]

that it's also my #2 and #3 vice.

My car is having some issues, I think......

[SleepyButch]

...go onto the internet

my #1 vice is...

that it's also my #2 and #3 vice.

My car is having some issues, I think......

I'll take your car instead.

The baby's diaper had ....

[ONLY]

I'll take your car instead.

The baby's diaper had ....

found it's way onto your favorite chair :|

Wonder what we will eat for......

[Ginger]

Wonder what we will eat for......


our last meal together.


How many times do I have to tell you, ____________.

[Hollylane]

That I work to live, not live to work!

Do you remember when it was still possible to...?

[*Anya*]

I was the most happy when...


Do you remember when it was still possible to...
...believe in happily ever after?

[Hollylane]

I was the most happy when...



...as a child I was selling pictures that I had colored to the neighbors, rollerskating, riding my skateboard, and pretending I was like Sam Gribley and my home was a tree house in the Catskill Mountains where I lived off the bounty of the earth with my imaginary hawk...


When I was a teenager, you would have found me...

[SleepyButch]

...as a child I was selling pictures that I had colored to the neighbors, rollerskating, riding my skateboard, and pretending I was like Sam Gribley and my home was a tree house in the Catskill Mountains where I lived off the bounty of the earth with my imaginary hawk...


When I was a teenager, you would have found me...

at basketball practice every day after school.

Last week I went to the grocery store and ....

[Fatale]

at basketball practice every day after school.

Last week I went to the grocery store and ....

And splurged on great ingredients including buffalo mozzarella to treat myself to homemade pizza.

The next time I fall in love...

[thedivahrrrself]

And splurged on great ingredients including buffalo mozzarella to treat myself to homemade pizza.

The next time I fall in love...

....I won't forget how much I am worth and that I am a rare find.

There's no one like me because....

[Hollylane]

There's no one like me because....

I'm still playing hacky sack at 40 years old, I can be serious, seriously funny, and even funny when I'm serious, I can never get enough adventure or enough laughter, I can love wholeheartedly even when I'm angry, and when I decide I want something to happen, I can make it happen in a day when it might take some a year to just contemplate the idea (according to my Mom)...

Once I was caught in the act of...

[lusciouskiwi]

I'm still playing hacky sack at 40 years old, I can be serious, seriously funny, and even funny when I'm serious, I can never get enough adventure or enough laughter, I can love wholeheartedly even when I'm angry, and when I decide I want something to happen, I can make it happen in a day when it might take some a year to just contemplate the idea (according to my Mom)...

Once I was caught in the act of...

drooling over a gorgeous butch.

I really should get up and ...

[JAGG]

drooling over a gorgeous butch.

I really should get up and ...

Go running

I really would love one more...

[Tony]

Go running

I really would love one more...

Chance.
The end result

[Hollylane]

...is worth all the effort.

I greet each day with a...

[princessbelle]

...is worth all the effort.

I greet each day with a...

cup of coffee and a sleepy smile

Today i promise i will.......

[lusciouskiwi]

cup of coffee and a sleepy smile

Today i promise i will.......



... go to work. :D

The best kisses are the ...

[JAGG]

... go to work. :D

The best kisses are the ...

The ones you get out of the blue for no reason.

Any way you look at it ...

[lusciouskiwi]

The ones you get out of the blue for no reason.

Any way you look at it ...

it looks like a duck. :rubberducky:

Chocolate coated raisins go well with ...

[clay]

it looks like a duck. :rubberducky:

Chocolate coated raisins go well with ...

salted peanuts!


OMG! Did you see......

[JAGG]

it looks like a duck. :rubberducky:

Chocolate coated raisins go well with ...

Orange rinds in the garbage disposal, I don't like raisins lol.

If you would read things a little more carefully...

[JAGG]

salted peanuts!


OMG! Did you see......

The pics in the gallery.

If you would read things more carefully...

[Nomad]

The pics in the gallery.

If you would read things more carefully...


you would know that the instructions for many thermometers (of every variety) claim that the thermometers are 'tested for safety'. :wtf:


people talk to themselves because.............

[yotlyolqualli]

you would know that the instructions for many thermometers (of every variety) claim that the thermometers are 'tested for safety'. :wtf:


people talk to themselves because.............

often times, no one else will listen.


Where did you find...

[ONLY]

often times, no one else will listen.


Where did you find...

that piece of hot looking piece of.........art? :p

On another note, where is.......

[SoulShineFemme]

that piece of hot looking piece of.........art? :p

On another note, where is.......

My ticket to the conert.

Have you....

[ONLY]

My ticket to the conert.

Have you....

thought about that date?

Moving my hand across the table.....

[tazz]

thought about that date?

Moving my hand across the table.....

...to get my water

the last time i...

[ONLY]

...to get my water

the last time i...

had a drink was last night.

I heard that ..........

[tazz]

had a drink was last night.

I heard that ..........

...you are in a relationship, congrats!

the day when...

[yotlyolqualli]

had a drink was last night.

I heard that ..........

... you can't get pregnant the first time.


If they ask why...

[tazz]

... you can't get pregnant the first time.


If they ask why...

...tell them to Google it

have you seen...

[Ginger]

If they ask why...


... tell them because it was easier that way.


I never believed I'd have the strength to ...

[thedivahrrrself]

... tell them because it was easier that way.


I never believed I'd have the strength to ...


...walk away, but I am sure glad I did.

I can't believe....

[tazz]

...walk away, but I am sure glad I did.

I can't believe....

...i didnt notice her before

tell me...

[Ginger]

I can't believe....


... I fell for that.


I'll never ...

[clay]

... I fell for that.


I'll never ...

tell another soul what you did!

Well, we will just have to.....

[Ginger]

...i didnt notice her before

tell me...


who you are.

[yotlyolqualli]

tell another soul what you did!

Well, we will just have to.....


remove the top and the bottom and see what spills out.


When the moon rises, the...

[Teddybear]

remove the top and the bottom and see what spills out.


When the moon rises, the...


I turn into something only 1 gets to see.


The most romantic thing I ever did was

[clay]

remove the top and the bottom and see what spills out.


When the moon rises, the...

and it is full.... I love to lie close...and watch your body...bathed in the moonlight...and I catch my breath......seeing just how beautiful you are!

Peel potatoes, wash.....

[lusciouskiwi]

and it is full.... I love to lie close...and watch your body...bathed in the moonlight...and I catch my breath......seeing just how beautiful you are!

Peel potatoes, wash.....


... wash the plate.


Look! Out the window ...

[clay]

... wash the plate.


Look! Out the window ...

by jove, I think it is a pack of Meekats!!!

Please, come by, we have.....

[Ginger]

by jove, I think it is a pack of Meekats!!!

Please, come by, we have.....


... a surprise waiting for you.


Aren't you glad you waited, and now you're sure that ...

[clay]

... a surprise waiting for you.


Aren't you glad you waited, and now you're sure that ...

everything is on the up and up! Yes, I am indeed glad!


After the movie, there was.....

[Ginger]

After the movie, there was.....

... no choice but to go their separate ways.


What I liked the most about her was her ability to see that I'm ...

[Dude]

...

What I liked the most about her was her ability to see that I'm ...

a crack head.

Tomorrow I may throw caution to the wind and _________

[clay]

a crack head.

Tomorrow I may throw caution to the wind and _________

ask that lady out!

When I opened the window of opportunity, I didn't know.....

[Dude]

When I opened the window of opportunity, I didn't know.....

the shutters were gonna smack me upside the head.

Did you know that __________

[Breathless]

the shutters were gonna smack me upside the head.

Did you know that __________

some shutters are made of metal? I am going to have to ....

[JAGG]

some shutters are made of metal? I am going to have to ....

Get to bed early tonight.

I am use to it , I didn,t even notice...

[Hollylane]

...that it is my day off...I woke up at 5:30am anyway :|

What time is the....

[Nomad]

...that it is my day off...I woke up at 5:30am anyway :|

What time is the....


....next train to Boston?


why do i always put off.....

[JAGG]

....next train to Boston?


why do i always put off.....

Folding laundry.
It is not that exciting...

[thedivahrrrself]

Folding laundry.
It is not that exciting...

...to travel to South Dakota, although there is a replica of the Taj Mahal made entirely out of corn.

I want to scream when...

[yotlyolqualli]

...to travel to South Dakota, although there is a replica of the Taj Mahal made entirely out of corn.

I want to scream when...

...I see a spider.

But then I stop and wonder...

[Soon]

...I see a spider.

But then I stop and wonder...

...will it all work out?

If it doesn't, I am going to ....

[tazz]

...will it all work out?

If it doesn't, I am going to ....

...move on

time for...

[ONLY]

...move on

time for...

cold bottle of beer. *CHEERS*

Now let's see what.........

[tazz]

cold bottle of beer. *CHEERS*

Now let's see what.........

...happens

omg! i forgot to...

[JAGG]

...happens

omg! i forgot to...

Set the alarm this morning.

If I hear one more person ...

[ONLY]

Set the alarm this morning.

If I hear one more person ...

pounding on the door at 5 am, Im gonna BLOW!

All I need is a hammer and.........

[Miss_J]

pounding on the door at 5 am, Im gonna BLOW!

All I need is a hammer and.........

This last jar of pickles is MINE!

It hurts to good when...

[JAGG]

This last jar of pickles is MINE!

It hurts to good when...

You run through your pain.

Will it ever ...

[Greyson]

You run through your pain.

Will it ever ...


Will it ever be the right time?



Now that I think of it........

[Breathless]

Will it ever be the right time?



Now that I think of it........

did I pack my stilettos and leather gear? What would I ever do....

[Miss_J]

did I pack my stilettos and leather gear? What would I ever do....

Without a new pair of shoes for every outfit.

Some days the challenges are just ...

[Hollylane]

Without a new pair of shoes for every outfit.

Some days the challenges are just ...

hard enough to feel like I've accomplished something when I have met them head on...

I find different ways of avoiding....

[tazz]

hard enough to feel like I've accomplished something when I have met them head on...

I find different ways of avoiding....

...pain

but this time...

[puddin']

i might jus' relish da pain she has on offer as i...

[JAGG]

i might jus' relish da pain she has on offer as i...

Have no idea what language you are speaking.

I've been told sometimes it happens like that...

[thedivahrrrself]

Have no idea what language you are speaking.

I've been told sometimes it happens like that...

when I fall on my face in my heels.

My parents were right when they told me....

[Katniss]

when I fall on my face in my heels.

My parents were right when they told me....


...that I was enough to make a preacher cuss.

But really, wouldn't you also...


Katniss~~

[Greyson]

...that I was enough to make a preacher cuss.

But really, wouldn't you also...


Katniss~~


Go for the brass ring?


Did you really.........

[JAGG]

...that I was enough to make a preacher cuss.

But really, wouldn't you also...


Katniss~~

Rather have some cheese cake.

I think eating too much rice......

[ONLY]

Rather have some cheese cake.

I think eating too much rice......

will get your body moving.

Have you ever tried......

[tazz]

will get your body moving.

Have you ever tried......

***green tea?

speaking of getting your body moving...

[SoulShineFemme]

***green tea?

speaking of getting your body moving...

have you tried Zumba?

What time does the.....

[ONLY]

have you tried Zumba?

What time does the.....

movie start?

Did you want some........

[SoulShineFemme]

movie start?

Did you want some........

Popcorn and candy?

Do you have the...

[ONLY]

Popcorn and candy?

Do you have the...

video camera?

You know how I like to........

[SoulShineFemme]

video camera?

You know how I like to........

capture moments and enjoy them later.

Can you tell me how to...

[ONLY]

capture moments and enjoy them later.

Can you tell me how to...

undo this button.......

I would rather show.......

[SoulShineFemme]

undo this button.......

I would rather show.......

my skin slowly.

Do you like...

[ONLY]

my skin slowly.

Do you like...

apples with peanut butter?

I remember when........

[SoulShineFemme]

apples with peanut butter?

I remember when........

the storm touched down last week.

Why is it that....

[ONLY]

the storm touched down last week.

Why is it that....[/COLOR][/B]

they call a driveway a driveway when you park on it and a parkway a parkway when you drive on it? *scratches head*

Now we have to wait until.........

[SoulShineFemme]

they call a driveway a driveway when you park on it and a parkway a parkway when you drive on it? *scratches head*

Now we have to wait until.........

October 31st to dress in costume.

Do you have....

[ONLY]

October 31st to dress in costume.

Do you have....

your lounge wear on?

It's time for bed and I ........

[lusciouskiwi]

they call a driveway a driveway when you park on it and a parkway a parkway when you drive on it? *scratches head*

Now we have to wait until.........

... we can get the jammed zip undone.


I'm so sleepy because ...

[lusciouskiwi]

your lounge wear on?

It's time for bed and I ........

...can't find my flannel nightie.

I'm so sleepy because ...

[ONLY]

... we can get the jammed zip undone.


I'm so sleepy because ...

the political parties were yapping it up, blah blah blah

If I was president/prime minister.......

[SleepyButch]

the political parties were yapping it up, blah blah blah

If I was president/prime minister.......

I would give everyone tomorrow off with pay!

When I looked through the newspaper...

[ONLY]

I would give everyone tomorrow off with pay!

When I looked through the newspaper...

I swear I saw that woman I spoke with last night.

She was wearing.........

[little_ms_sunshyne]

nothing but 3 band-aids.


She could have...

[ONLY]

nothing but 3 band-aids.


She could have...

worn the gauze.

So how bout we......

[SleepyButch]

worn the gauze.

So how bout we......

stop with the small talk and bring out the jello.

My doctor told me that I have ...

[lusciouskiwi]

stop with the small talk and bring out the jello.

My doctor told me that I have ...

... Alien Hand Syndrome.

I would have been on time, but ...

[little_ms_sunshyne]

stop with the small talk and bring out the jello.

My doctor told me that I have ...

foot in mouth disease.

I swear that I never...

[SleepyButch]

... Alien Hand Syndrome.

I would have been on time, but ...

my alien fingers forgot to set the alarm.

I was hungry so I got ...

[thedivahrrrself]

my alien fingers forgot to set the alarm.

I was hungry so I got ...

bacon maple donuts at VooDoo.

Now, it's time for some....

[SleepyButch]

bacon maple donuts at VooDoo.

Now, it's time for some....

tums to relieve the heartburn I'm going to have after I eat those donuts.


The frog looked at the fly and said...

[lusciouskiwi]

tums to relieve the heartburn I'm going to have after I eat those donuts.


The frog looked at the fly and said...

come over here and let me show you my nice, long, sticky .... tongue.

The fly said ...

[Hollylane]

"that saying is so true about being a fly on the wall, you wouldn't believe the stuff I see with more than a million lenses!"


When I tried to reach the.........

[lusciouskiwi]

"that saying is so true about being a fly on the wall, you wouldn't believe the stuff I see with more than a million lenses!"


When I tried to reach the.........

jello to give to Sleepy, I tripped and fell.

As I hit my head I could hear the sound of a thousand ...

[JAGG]

jello to give to Sleepy, I tripped and fell.

As I hit my head I could hear the sound of a thousand ...

People laughing their heads off.
When the sun is shining ...

[lusciouskiwi]

People laughing their heads off.
When the sun is shining ...

... I want to scream SKIN CANCER at all the stupids without sun block.

There are a zillion bitey things flying around ...

[JAGG]

... I want to scream SKIN CANCER at all the stupids without sun block.

There are a zillion bitey things flying around ...

But I bet I can bite harder.
Come over here and ...

[Katniss]

But I bet I can bite harder.
Come over here and ...

mark me as yours.

Afterwards we can....


Katniss~~

[lusciouskiwi]

But I bet I can bite harder.
Come over here and ...

bite me you nasty bitey biter because I'll bite harder!

There are some many amazing things I can do with this can of ...

[ONLY]

bite me you nasty bitey biter because I'll bite harder!

There are some many amazing things I can do with this can of ...

..............BODY PAINT!!!! :p

First we have..........

[JAGG]

..............BODY PAINT!!!! :p

First we have..........

To read the directions.
I swear if one more person says...

[lusciouskiwi]

To read the directions.
I swear if one more person says...

dude! nice sparkles!! I'll spray paint them.

I'm just going to pull my car in here nice and slow and ...

[SleepyButch]

dude! nice sparkles!! I'll spray paint them.

I'm just going to pull my car in here nice and slow and ...

rev up your engine.

I know this seat ....

[SleepyButch]

Pray that I'm able to squeeze in to this tiny space

But why, oh why do people do such........

intelligent things.. it makes the rest of us look stupid!


The other day, I picked up a good book and ...

[lusciouskiwi]

intelligent things.. it makes the rest of us look stupid!


The other day, I picked up a good book and ...

read it until I finished. And then I wanted to read it again. :D (oops, is that allowed?)

What Sleepy said: I know this seat ....

[SleepyButch]

read it until I finished. And then I wanted to read it again. :D (oops, is that allowed?)

What Sleepy said: I know this seat ....

leans back all the way.

I just can't seem to ...

[Bleu]

I just can't seem to wrap my mind around it!

What in the world happened to my ...

[lusciouskiwi]

I just can't seem to wrap my mind around it!

What in the world happened to my ...

...thingiemahbob?

I know I put it in my ...

[SleepyButch]

...thingiemahbob?

I know I put it in my ...

purse but I will never be able to find it with all of this junk in here.

I was shopping the other day and ...

[Greyson]

purse but I will never be able to find it with all of this junk in here.

I was shopping the other day and ...


I realized shopping no longer has the rush for me.

Jogging through the park......

[mustangjeano]

I realized shopping no longer has the rush for me.

Jogging through the park...... I saw a squirrel hiding his nuts

I asked her............

[Spirit Dancer]

I asked her ready for winter?
The sky is ominous...

[lusciouskiwi]

I asked her ready for winter?
The sky is ominous...

... and the mood is tense.

I asked her "Are you sure ...

[SleepyButch]

... and the mood is tense.

I asked her "Are you sure ...

these jeans don't make my butt look big?

When I was riding my bicycle ....

[Nomad]

these jeans don't make my butt look big?

When I was riding my bicycle ....


.....i saw a mysterious package along side the trail.

but when i stopped to read the mailing label.....

[SleepyButch]

.....i saw a mysterious package along side the trail.

but when i stopped to read the mailing label.....

...I heard a strange noise coming from behind me.


I turned around and ...

[Nomad]

...I heard a strange noise coming from behind me.


I turned around and ...

.......saw a crow sitting on a fence post watching me.

its gaze made me.........

[SleepyButch]

.......saw a crow sitting on a fence post watching me.

its gaze made me.........

think back to the time I was watching that movie.


As I turned back to the package...

[ONLY]

think back to the time I was watching that movie.


As I turned back to the package...

there was a puff of smoke and this mmmmm lingering scent..........


A beautiful voluptuous woman is standing.........

[Greyson]

there was a puff of smoke and this mmmmm lingering scent..........


A beautiful voluptuous woman is standing.........


Amid chaos in her unwavering strength and grace.

Her eyes turned toward......

[SleepyButch]

Amid chaos in her unwavering strength and grace.

Her eyes turned toward......

my bicycle so I asked her if she wanted a ride.

She smiled at me and said..

[Nomad]

my bicycle so I asked her if she wanted a ride.

She smiled at me and said..


'i dont need a ride. i have this!'


from out of thin air she produced a........

[JAGG]

'i dont need a ride. i have this!'


from out of thin air she produced a........

Pair of nailclippers

It makes me so happy to see...

[thedivahrrrself]

Pair of nailclippers

It makes me so happy to see...


...his ridiculously happy football face.

But it really upsets me to see.....

[laruss]

But it really upsets me to see.....

you so sad.

My mother always told me...

[clay]

you so sad.

My mother always told me...

to make sure I had on clean underwear and without holes when I left out each day!


WOW! Can you believe the size of that...

[~ocean]

What does hy think !! I'm a tunnel ,,,,

They charge for that you know...

[ONLY]

What does hy think !! I'm a tunnel ,,,,

They charge for that you know...

at least a dollar.

If you go to......

[bcelly1894]

at least a dollar.

If you go to......
The cafeteria between 9 and noon.

The sunshine leaves you feeling....

[lusciouskiwi]

The cafeteria between 9 and noon.

The sunshine leaves you feeling....

all happy in the autumn.

There were so many different chocolate choices that ...

[ONLY]

all happy in the autumn.

There were so many different chocolate choices that ...

I will take one of each ;)

I was wondering if you were going.........

[JAGG]

I will take one of each ;)

I was wondering if you were going.........

To eat the rest of those wings you ordered.

Boy nothing like waking up to ....

[Bèsame*]

Nothing like waking up to...sweet kisses on your neck.

When I go downstairs I hope......

Boy nothing like waking up to ....

[lusciouskiwi]

To eat the rest of those wings you ordered.

Boy nothing like waking up to ....

your heart's desire.

As I was waking up, she growled into my ear ...

[Slowpurr]

I'm ravenous!

What happened to all the____?

[ONLY]

I'm ravenous!

What happened to all the____?

homemade cookies?

I will get you.......

[clay]

homemade cookies?

I will get you.......

my pretty, and your little dog, too!!!

Now back when...

[ONLY]

my pretty, and your little dog, too!!!

Now back when...

I was real young.

We use to play........

[homoe]

spin the bottle!

Now that I'm older, I prefer to play..

[Fatale]

spin the bottle!

Now that I'm older, I prefer to play..

The Supremes when I'm cleaning the house.

The last time I was at a party I didn't get home until...

[lusciouskiwi]

spin the bottle!

Now that I'm older, I prefer to play..

... spin the homoe. (teeheehee, couldn't resist sorry).


The only problem with spinning the homoe is that ...

[homoe]

they sometimes get dizzy and confused!

So instead of spinning may I suggest...

[Breathless]

turning this car around and head to Little Rock Stat!!! I heard that they have all kinds of...

[lusciouskiwi]

turning this car around and head to Little Rock Stat!!! I heard that they have all kinds of...

... lickers. :D :eyebat:

Imagine having all that ...

[JAGG]

... lickers. :D :eyebat:

Imagine having all that ...

time to look at that convertible you always wanted, now just buy it, what are you waiting for?

When you get there...

[ONLY]

time to look at that convertible you always wanted, now just buy it, what are you waiting for?

When you get there...

check out the diner.

I heard they have........

[JAGG]

check out the diner.

I heard they have........

Free popcorn and iced tea.

Hey if you really ....

[easygoingfemme]

Free popcorn and iced tea.

Hey if you really ....

Want to check out some local culture

You should go to the skating rink where you'll see...

[weatherboi]

Want to check out some local culture

You should go to the skating rink where you'll see...

Bears and otters together in harmony but if you really wanna see some wildlife you should check out....

[JAGG]

Bears and otters together in harmony but if you really wanna see some wildlife you should check out....


My next door neighbors when their family comes over.
Tell me what you say when...

[JAGG]

Bears and otters together in harmony but if you really wanna see some wildlife you should check out....


My next door neighbors when their family comes over.
Tell me what you say when...

[Nomad]

My next door neighbors when their family comes over.
Tell me what you say when...

you discover that dream you had about leaving home without pants wasnt actually a dream!!!!

today i'm going to help a friend........

[Abigail Crabby]

you discover that dream you had about leaving home without pants wasnt actually a dream!!!!

today i'm going to help a friend........

Clean out her closet

You should be careful when....

[Daktari]

Clean out her closet

You should be careful when....

...making tea in a chocolate teapot :tea:


If in doubt..?

[Amber2010]

You should be careful when....
__________________
Meet someone you have only known through the internet!

The choice you make today could ...

[SleepyButch]

You should be careful when....
__________________
Meet someone you have only known through the internet!

The choice you make today could ...


win you a million dollars tomorrow.


If I see another one of those .....

[Soft*Silver]

If I see another one of those football games again, I am gonna scream!

If it werent for football I would....

[Daktari]

If I see another one of those football games again, I am gonna scream!

If it werent for football I would....

...have better things to watch on t.v. :winky:

If in doubt I...?

[stepfordfemme]

If I see another one of those football games again, I am gonna scream!

If it werent for football I would....

.......Not have anything to make interesting wagers on.....


I am one of those rabid fans that........

[SleepyButch]

.......Not have anything to make interesting wagers on.....


I am one of those rabid fans that........

dreams about being tackled in my sleep.


Thinking about tight white pants and shoulder pads reminds me of ...

[JAGG]

dreams about being tackled in my sleep.


Thinking about tight white pants and shoulder pads reminds me of ...

The 1940's
But if I ever get the chance to....

[just.like.honey]

The 1940's
But if I ever get the chance to....

...figure it all out I'll let you know.

I can't remember the last time I...

[Greyson]

The 1940's
But if I ever get the chance to....

Sit down and have a meal and conversation with Hillary Clinton, I will............

[Stud_puppy1991]

Sit down and have a meal and conversation with Hillary Clinton, I will............

Tell her that Bill needs to return to office. If I could go back to a moment, I'd....

[JAGG]

Tell her that Bill needs to return to office. If I could go back to a moment, I'd....

Pick that time in Sept.
I can't believe I ....

[Lasiurus_cinereus]

Pick that time in Sept.
I can't believe I ....

that I lost my wallet again. But the upside to this is ....

[ladyhawkxx]

that I lost my wallet again. But the upside to this is ....

I found my car keys while looking for it! I wish I had...

[Lasiurus_cinereus]

I found my car keys while looking for it! I wish I had...

photographic memory. But this would .....

[Stud_puppy1991]

photographic memory. But this would .....

make or break me. I will take this chance now to...

[JAGG]

make or break me. I will take this chance now to...

Make wise choices with my money.
You should strive to ...

[easygoingfemme]

Make wise choices with my money.
You should strive to ...

Make an adventure out of an otherwise boring activity,

such as...

[Stud_puppy1991]

Make an adventure out of an otherwise boring activity,

such as...

making clearing out the garage like an adventure from Indiana Jones. Let us ponder....

[JAGG]

making clearing out the garage like an adventure from Indiana Jones. Let us ponder....

The real reason for organized religon.
I always hold my breath....

[Stud_puppy1991]

hoping for something that could fill the void. I wonder....

[Lasiurus_cinereus]

hoping for something that could fill the void. I wonder....

if I have paid my phone bill? By the way, are you....

[Duchess]

By the way, are you gay?


OMG, I wish I hadn't touched.......

[Lasiurus_cinereus]

By the way, are you gay?


OMG, I wish I hadn't touched.......

Pandora's Box! Now the world will....

[Talon]

Pandora's Box! Now the world will....

Be taken over by a swarm of evil entities!....

*chuckle*

My deepest, most uncontrollable desire is.....

[JAGG]

Be taken over by a swarm of evil entities!....

*chuckle*

My deepest, most uncontrollable desire is.....

Has been calling me to act.
When the winds die down...

[JAGG]

Be taken over by a swarm of evil entities!....

*chuckle*

My deepest, most uncontrollable desire is.....

Has been calling me to act.
When the winds die down...

[Novelafemme]

Has been calling me to act.
When the winds die down...

I can finally remove my skirt from around my neck!
"Oh Dear, you forgot...."

[JAGG]

I can finally remove my skirt from around my neck!
"Oh Dear, you forgot...."

To comb your hair and you have a faux hawk.
When you say goodnight how about...

[Gemme]

To comb your hair and you have a faux hawk.
When you say goodnight how about...

...locking the door so the neighbors don't walk in on us again.


Before you go....

[ahk]

to the restroom, make sure there is toilet paper.

Damn it, I forgot....

[Heavenleahangel]

to the restroom, make sure there is toilet paper.

Damn it, I forgot....

Damn it, I forgot to go to the bathroom!

Call me.....

[Stud_puppy1991]

Damn it, I forgot to go to the bathroom!

Call me.....

irresponsible. Damn, and to think...

[Gemme]

irresponsible. Damn, and to think...

...I coulda been a contendah!

Why, oh why...

[Duchess]

...I coulda been a contendah!

Why, oh why...

Why, oh why do these panties creep so deep?

If you don't stop.......

[Gemme]

Why, oh why do these panties creep so deep?

If you don't stop.......

...I'm pulling this car over!

When I do....

[JAGG]

...I'm pulling this car over!

When I do....

Get to see you again.
Turn around when....

[Greyson]

Get to see you again.
Turn around when....


You hear my voice.


I will.............