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[Erryl]

...crunch! Damn, chipped a tooth, wait ...that's
just a seed from my pot brownie.

My toenail...

[ONLY]

just a seed from my pot brownie.

My toenail...

must have fallen into the brownies.
Next time I will........

[TruTexan]

must have fallen into the brownies.
Next time I will........

use a sifter to get it out. Then I'll.......

[ONLY]

use a sifter to get it out. Then I'll.......

sit back and have a glass of milk. After dessert, let's try.......

[ONLY]

sit back and have a glass of milk. After dessert, let's try.......

and play a game. What would you.......

[C0LLETTE]

and play a game. What would you.......

... say if I told you you've been a busy girl and it took 4 readings to figure this one out. Is it possible....

[ONLY]

... say if I told you you've been a busy girl and it took 4 readings to figure this one out. Is it possible....

that you like to be confused. Wonder if the.......

[C0LLETTE]

that you like to be confused. Wonder if the.......

...... confusion is a permanent Canadian state. Are stereotypes.....

[Sweet Bliss]

...... confusion is a permanent Canadian state. Are stereotypes.....

currently in vogue? If I had wanted...

[Hey You]

..to be subjected to a stereotype I would have told you. I don't understand...

[PurerSands]

I don't understand rudeness. I like when she.....

[Hollylane]

enunciates perfectly, because her words...

[Hey You]

are very eloquent. The only problem is

[PurerSands]

She talks too much, when I

[bokster]

She talks too much, when I

already heard her the first time. So I

[PurerSands]

step away politely, trying to figure out

[Smiling]

step away politely, trying to figure out

who the heck it is that she reminds me of until....

[Bèsame*]

who the heck it is that she reminds me of until....

until I turn and see her eyes, then for sure it's..

[Smiling]

until I turn and see her eyes, then for sure it's..

that pesky paparazzi who has been relentlessly stalking me trying to get a photo after news of my

[Bèsame*]

that pesky paparazzi who has been relentlessly stalking me trying to get a photo after news of my

shenanigans of last night. I knew that last green beer was going to....

[Smiling]

shenanigans of last night. I knew that last green beer was going to....

make me do all sorts of things I would regret later! What I didn't know, however, was that a news crew was on the scene broadcasting my escapades.
So I unwittingly...

[ONLY]

make me do all sorts of things I would regret later! What I didn't know, however, was that a news crew was on the scene broadcasting my escapades.
So I unwittingly...

flashed them my................beautiful smile :D Now if I had a set of..........

[bokster]

flashed them my................beautiful smile :D Now if I had a set of..........

power tools, that would seal the deal. Meanwhile.....

[C0LLETTE]

power tools, that would seal the deal. Meanwhile.....

the toilet has overflowed, the basement is flooded and the neighbours are.....

[bokster]

the toilet has overflowed, the basement is flooded and the neighbours are.....

starting to change right before my eyes. Holy mother of ducks! Are they turning into....

[C0LLETTE]

starting to change right before my eyes. Holy mother of ducks! Are they turning into....

zombie plumbers. Yikes they are marching towards me with extended plungers and all muttering the same word....

[bokster]

zombie plumbers. Yikes they are marching towards me with extended plungers and all muttering the same word....

"huuuungry... huuuuungry..." as they stumbled about waving the plungers. I choked on....

[C0LLETTE]

"huuuungry... huuuuungry..." as they stumbled about waving the plungers. I choked on....

the words "please don't hurt me, I didn't mean to block the toilet. Look, see how much paper is still on my roll but ....

[ONLY]

the words "please don't hurt me, I didn't mean to block the toilet. Look, see how much paper is still on my roll but ....

as long as you are here.......Can you please.....

[deathbypoem]

as long as you are here.......Can you please.....


tell me just one.more.time, let me hold a memory that you....

[Talon]

tell me just one.more.time, let me hold a memory that you....



love...one that is hidden deep within your tender mystery.....lead me to..

[deathbypoem]

love...one that is hidden deep within your tender mystery.....lead me to..

the light in the North, where the Sun sits in. A tossed letter made way inside the rabbit hole...

[Talon]

the light in the North, where the Sun sits in. A tossed letter made way inside the rabbit hole...


...read your lines to me....you are nitrous ....and I am just a dying ember in this wildfire...lit from the outside in....

[deathbypoem]

...read your lines to me....you are nitrous ....and I am just a dying ember in this wildfire...lit from the outside in....

This rubble. Scrawled in ink, words form themselves in code against the back drop of a dusty shelf.

[Talon]

This rubble. Scrawled in ink, words form themselves in code against the back drop of a dusty shelf.


...of which I try to forget........please, allow me to bask within this beautiful and fuzzy haze ...

[deathbypoem]

...of which I try to forget........please, allow me to bask within this beautiful and fuzzy haze ...

That only lasts a moment. Knees pressed into damp ground only to clutch the last bit of time. Hands swing sideways, uncertainty never...

[Talon]

......but what shall I be certain of....dear question?....You, fire and brimstone...heart with bated breath....give me your...

[deathbypoem]

......but what shall I be certain of....dear question?....You, fire and brimstone...heart with bated breath....give me your...

Last pen... It is only with which you write that stays alive. Illusion never seemed so,

[Talon]

Last pen... It is only with which you write that stays alive. Illusion never seemed so,



....seductive....the hourglass slowly begins to steal my shallow breath.....I bury my secrets within the dark mine of your wanting....

[deathbypoem]

....seductive....the hourglass slowly begins to steal my shallow breath.....I bury my secrets within the dark mine of your wanting....

To escape. The train departs a moment to soon. Shirt pockets hold the written verbiage of ancient..

[Talon]

To escape. The train departs a moment to soon. Shirt pockets hold the written verbiage of ancient..




....ruins waiting to be unearthed....I face towards the merciless, heated wind...taking all that it bestows upon this faded flame....

[deathbypoem]

....ruins waiting to be unearthed....I face towards the merciless, heated wind...taking all that it bestows upon this faded flame....

Anchors hold life boats in place, a fire ignited by threat of a near by sail, before them ...

[Talon]

Anchors hold life boats in place, a fire ignited by threat of a near by sail, before them ...



...Lay the vast, temperamental woman called the sea...it either was the beginning...or perhaps the end....and yet it mattered not..

[deathbypoem]

...Lay the vast, temperamental woman called the sea...it either was the beginning...or perhaps the end....and yet it mattered not..


even though living is an entity all its own. To somehow relive it, you must give to it daylight and take away from it...

[Talon]

even though living is an entity all its own. To somehow relive it, you must give to it daylight and take away from it...

....what it is you long for...whether it be the madness...the usury...the heartbreak...the joy...feel it...for this truly *is* the meaning behind life...

[deathbypoem]

....what it is you long for...whether it be the madness...the usury...the heartbreak...the joy...feel it...for this truly *is* the meaning behind life...

and the sea of leaves. Turpentine stained shirt, across the rocks, a community of exploding stars. Like rings of Saturn...

[Talon]

and the sea of leaves. Turpentine stained shirt, across the rocks, a community of exploding stars. Like rings of Saturn...


I surround your widow-making heart....kiss these wounds that I bravely bear...walk within this stormy sky....

[deathbypoem]

I surround your widow-making heart....kiss these wounds that I bravely bear...walk within this stormy sky....

with a holocaust hand, grasping the subway rail, the letter returns to cremated ash.

[Talon]

with a holocaust hand, grasping the subway rail, the letter returns to cremated ash.



....though my memory haunts me as if it were still was alive...I burn with the regrets of a life so shortly lived...and you begin to grow like ivy...overgrowing this wayward soul...

[Sweet Bliss]

stumbling across broken promised dreams, strumming cello's accomplice ...

[Sweet Bliss]

whilst a soft strum of flamenco guitar slips through golden strands of hair,

[C0LLETTE]

there being no need for castanets as her heels beat the staccato rhythm of the blood in my veins

[C0LLETTE]

So I decided to go donate blood and get a free donut.

[Blind Melon Chitlan]

...the man behind the desk was a woman old and grey, who said "no donuts, today"

BM

[C0LLETTE]

...the man behind the desk was a woman old and grey, who said "no donuts, today"

BM

"That's ok", I said. "Just give me 2 holes, a serviette and blow me a kiss as I leave."

[Bèsame*]

"That's ok", I said. "Just give me 2 holes, a serviette and blow me a kiss as I leave."

I left and got on the bus, which was not headed in the way I needed to go.

[puddin']

I left and got on the bus, which was not headed in the way I needed to go.

so later that day i arrived on queue...

[Orema]

so later that day i arrived on queue...

and a gift-wrapped box was on the doorstep where the shovel had been placed.

[Daniela]

and a gift-wrapped box was on the doorstep where the shovel had been placed.

Attached to the box was a note that simply said, "Do you know what's in the walls yet?"

[Bèsame*]

Attached to the box was a note that simply said, "Do you know what's in the walls yet?"

A chill went thru my bones, as I remembered that day...

[Orema]

A chill went thru my bones, as I remembered that day...

.... when I opened the box and found a maple leaf drenched in syrup.

[meridiantoo]

...I pondered what the sender intended with this gift, and what I will do now that my shovel is gone...

[C0LLETTE]

...I pondered what the sender intended with this gift, and what I will do now that my shovel is gone...

but quitting my job at the cemetery was a lot easier than I had imagined when I learned how to make leafy mini, gift Christmas trees out Cheez Whiz and maple syrup, so...

[Kätzchen]

but quitting my job at the cemetery was a lot easier than I had imagined when I learned how to make leafy mini, gift Christmas trees out Cheez Whiz and maple syrup, so...

Fortunately, I came to my senses and resumed making Lemon Drop Martinis. Thank heavens, because....

[homoe]

Fortunately, I came to my senses and resumed making Lemon Drop Martinis. Thank heavens, because....

The very next day some good looking woman told me HOW much she just loved Lemon Drop Martinis......

[homoe]

The very next day some good looking woman told me HOW much she just loved Lemon Drop Martinis......

BUMP BUMP:praying:

[C0LLETTE]

BUMP BUMP:praying:

She looked at me and said: That has to be the most sophisticated martini I've ever had; pity it's all sugar syrup and no alcohol

[homoe]

She looked at me and said: That has to be the most sophisticated martini I've ever had; pity it's all sugar syrup and no alcohol

"Hey, I put plenty of booze in there" I said to her! She must of been..........

[C0LLETTE]

"Hey, I put plenty of booze in there" I said to her! She must of been..........

gestational diabetic so it's just as well she didn't drink much of it and asked for........

[MsTinkerbelly]

gestational diabetic so it's just as well she didn't drink much of it and asked for........

Some seltzer water to cut the sweetness, then...

[C0LLETTE]

Some seltzer water to cut the sweetness, then...

she reached into her purse and brought out a pack of cigarettes, I immediately...

[homoe]

Some seltzer water to cut the sweetness, then...

Lady Gaga phoned! She wanted to know if....

[C0LLETTE]

Lady Gaga phoned! She wanted to know if....

there were any cigarettes in the

[homoe]

there were any cigarettes in the

ashtray with her lipstick on them! Boy I got a big shock when I ran to look:seeingstars:

[C0LLETTE]

ashtray with her lipstick on them! Boy I got a big shock when I ran to look:seeingstars:

tripped and landed face down on

[homoe]

tripped and landed face down on

As I picked myself up and dusted myself off I felt..........

[C0LLETTE]

As I picked myself up and dusted myself off I felt..........

a gun muzzle in the small of my back and a low soft voice saying....

[homoe]

a gun muzzle in the small of my back and a low soft voice saying....

"Want to role play"? A huge smile came across my face as I recognized who the voice belonged to:blush:

[C0LLETTE]

"Want to role play"? A huge smile came across my face as I recognized who the voice belonged to:blush:

it was the elevator operator i'd had sex with last week in Dubai's tallest building and she wanted....

[homoe]

it was the elevator operator i'd had sex with last week in Dubai's tallest building and she wanted....

another go at it BUT.....

[homoe]

another go at it BUT.....

I sensed something a misted .......

[Gayandgray]

I sensed something a misted .......

When she smiled and opened up her long, black trench coat........

[Sweet Bliss]

Revealing long bare legs, tan, supple...

[homoe]

I just about fainted......

[Bèsame*]

I just about fainted......

when I saw that bloody mess on the.....

[homoe]

when I saw that bloody mess on the.....

highway, I slowed way down

[Deborah*]

highway, I slowed way down
and phoned the police

Deborah

[homoe]

and phoned the police

Deborah

They arrived on the scene and quickly........

[Kätzchen]

They arrived on the scene and quickly........

Gathering information from survivors at the scene......

[FireSignFemme]

Gathering information from survivors at the scene......


was tedious, time consuming and boring...

[homoe]

was tedious, time consuming and boring...

Afterwards they headed across the street for a beer..............

[cathexis]

Afterwards they headed across the street for a beer..............

and ran into Santa coming.........

[Esme nha Maire]

the other way at a rate of knots, weilding a gun.

"Santa, what on earth..."

[FireSignFemme]

would Mrs. Claus say if she could see you now

[CherryWine]

would Mrs. Claus say if she could see you now


...waving around that purse pistol like Roy Moore at an election rally?!”

Santa stopped dead in his tracks and....

[clay]

...waving around that purse pistol like Roy Moore at an election rally?!”

Santa stopped dead in his tracks and....

took a pisser...right there in front of ALL the reindeer..writing his name in the snow.

That which when Elf number one said.....

[CherryWine]

took a pisser...right there in front of ALL the reindeer..writing his name in the snow.

That which when Elf number one said.....


“Gee, Santa, how many cups of that egg nog did you drink?”

Santa responded with one loud hiccup and started dancing the....

[cathexis]

“Gee, Santa, how many cups of that egg nog did you drink?”

Santa responded with one loud hiccup and started dancing the....

polka with Elf #1. They wobble around while the elf sings a German drinking song.

Santa trips on a yule log, they fall into the decorated snow. The Lord of Misrule scoops up a sleeve full of yellow snow proceeding to................

[girl_dee]

polka with Elf #1. They wobble around while the elf sings a German drinking song.

Santa trips on a yule log, they fall into the decorated snow. The Lord of Misrule scoops up a sleeve full of yellow snow proceeding to................

lay the law down. Then Ewoks appear from behind the hill and.........

[FireSignFemme]

lay the law down. Then Ewoks appear from behind the hill and.........

say "Luke don't believe the lies they are telling you, we are your father" and then...

[girl_dee]

say "Luke don't believe the lies they are telling you, we are your father" and then...

Chewbacca said in wookie....’ do you see the resemblance? we are practically.....

[Deborah*]

Chewbacca said in wookie....’ do you see the resemblance? we are practically.....
twins' and then he said 'Chewbacca why do you think that...'

Deborah

[cathexis]

twins' and then he said 'Chewbacca why do you think that...'

Deborah

Darth Vader arrives, poofing or teleporting the Star Wars characters to the other side of planet leaving poor Santa with the human. Jack the Pumpkin King appears from behind a tree with Zero.

Jack puts his bony finger to his mouth thinking I suppose we can try.......................

[Deborah*]

Darth Vader arrives, poofing or teleporting the Star Wars characters to the other side of planet leaving poor Santa with the human. Jack the Pumpkin King appears from behind a tree with Zero.

Jack puts his bony finger to his mouth thinking I suppose we can try.......................
to be nice for once, but I'm unsure how to do that....

Deborah

[cathexis]

to be nice for once, but I'm unsure how to do that....

Deborah

Think I'll go back to Christmas Land to ask one of the elves who was nice to me. Will let Zero escort me there, he knows the way. Jack and Zero head off to the X-Mas tree spot, open the door and jump arriving in................

[Deborah*]

Christmas Land to learn how to be nice.....

Deborah

[Orema]

Christmas Land to learn how to be nice.....

Deborah

...or risk getting a stocking full of coal.

Today is a good day to...

[Bèsame*]

...or risk getting a stocking full of coal.

Today is a good day to...

enjoy the cooler weather.

Watch for perfect results tomorrow because...

[homoe]

enjoy the cooler weather.

Watch for perfect results tomorrow because...

Biden and Harris will win!

[homoe]

Biden and Harris will win!

sorry forgot to finish up..



If we're lucky Trump...