Sarcasm, Scathing Witticisms & Uninspiring Quotes

[smouldering]

"One day she'll start sending you mixed signals, and you'll get mad because she finally learned how to play your game".;)

[Inked_Trinity]

They should make a medal for any person who uses an entire tube of chap stick without losing it...

[Inked_Trinity]

Now that I am older an "All Nighter" means not having to get up to pee!!

[Inked_Trinity]

The secret of enjoying a good wine is to open the bottle to allow it to breathe. If it doesn't look like it's breathing, give it mouth-to-mouth.

[Inked_Trinity]

My second favorite household chore is laundry. My first favorite is being hit in the head repeatedly by the ceiling fan blades until I faint.

[Inked_Trinity]

There are two food groups in the world: The one you put cheese on, and the one you put chocolate on"

[Inked_Trinity]

I walked into the gas station today and asked for $5 worth of gas. The clerk farted and gave me a receipt.

[Inked_Trinity]

Sometimes...... I wrap myself up in bows and call myself gifted

[Inked_Trinity]

I hate it when people say,"Hello?" in horror films.. I mean do they expect the killer to say, "Yeah, I'm in the bathroom, you're out of toilet paper!"

[midwest chick]

Sometimes...... I wrap myself up in bows and call myself gifted

can i watch?

[Inked_Trinity]

can i watch?

Only if you bring more bows!

[smouldering]

Get your mind out of the gutter - it's blocking my view.:sunglass:

[Inked_Trinity]

Synonym - a word to replace the one you couldn't spell

[Inked_Trinity]

I have the body of a 25 year-old ..... I keep it in the trunk of my car.

[Inked_Trinity]

I'm a member of PETA. People Eating Tasty Animals..
There is plenty of room for gods creatures. Right next door to the mashed potatoes...

[Inked_Trinity]

I'll vacuum when Sears comes out with one I can ride on...

[Glenn]

"Get the hell outta here if you're gonna be a cry baby!"- (My General) Granny (to me before she died).

[Sachita]

I have more butch in my little finger then you do in your entire being.

[Inked_Trinity]

Currently taking applications for evil sidekick. Must be willing to follow directions and occasionally participate in witty banter.

[Inked_Trinity]

It's not who you sleep with~It's who keeps you awake at night!

[Inked_Trinity]

I will never dim my glow simply because someone is intimidated by my radiance

[Inked_Trinity]

I'm wondering how many times I must smile and nod before you realize that I am not listening to you.

[Inked_Trinity]

Some people just need to be chased down and eaten by zombies.

[Inked_Trinity]

I found some marbles today. Sadly, they weren't mine. So if you've lost YOUR marbles and can provide a description, I may just be able to help.

[TimilDeeps]

If life gives you lemons, keep them. Because hey, free lemons.

[Massive]

"Wow, a lesbian with a brain..."

Soon followed by

"Don't take this the wrong way, but you're just too nice to be a lesbian."

[Inked_Trinity]

Sometimes I put my hands on the floor, tuck my head into my chest and lean forward, cause that's how I roll.....

[Sachita]

Currently taking applications for evil sidekick. Must be willing to follow directions and occasionally participate in witty banter.

This could be me :)

[TimilDeeps]

Warning! If zombies chase us I am totally tripping you.

[Inked_Trinity]

ok everyone shhhhh. The rice crispies are telling me what to do next.

[Inked_Trinity]

TIPS FOR A BETTER LIFE..
1. Live without pretending. 2. Love without depending.
3. Listen without defending. 4. Speak without offending.

[TimilDeeps]

Dear math,

I am not a therapist. Solve your own problems.

[TimilDeeps]

The last thing I want to do is hurt you but it's still on my list.

[genghisfawn]

My grandfather used to say something interesting about dealing with recalcitrant people... "It's like wrestling a pig. All that happens is that you get dirty, which makes the pig happy."

[TimilDeeps]

Everything is easier said than done, except for talking; that's about the same.

[Inked_Trinity]

Good Morning my friends! Your golden ray of sarcastic sunshine has arisen!

[Inked_Trinity]

Me...behave? seriously?

[Inked_Trinity]

I hate it in restaurants when the waiter asks if you want a table... Like, No we'll just sit on the floor!

[Okiebug61]

Would the people who stand in large groups in the middle of the entry way of establishments please get the hell out the way! You really aren't that important.

[Inked_Trinity]

Being one of the many who has lost flexibility with age. It never fails to amaze me how I can still get my foot in my mouth!!!

[Inked_Trinity]

I've read the rules. I've tried the rules. The rules are stupid, & I'm making my own from now on.

[SugarFemme]

Had an appointment to get my blood drawn at my doctors office. Was called in. Handed paper for blood draw requirements to lab tech. Lab tech then asked me, "How may I help you today"?? I replied-"Isn't it obvious?? I'm here to buy a Mercedes Benz. Isn't this the dealership??". It's like, "Hellloooo Captain Obvious" LMAO. I heard my doc cracking up in her office.

[Okiebug61]

I get tired of saying I just want a large coke at a drive thru only to be bombarded with questions about fries, pie and shakes. I sometimes want to order it all then change my mind when I get to the window, but I realize that would be bad karma. Thinking about doing does make one feel good for a moment. :-)

[Inked_Trinity]

And now, for my amazing feat today, I shall turn water into coffee!!

[Inked_Trinity]

Here, put these floaties on your ankles ..

[JustJo]

I'd like to slap you senseless, but I see that someone already has.

[Inked_Trinity]

Happiness is a door that must be opened from the inside

[TimilDeeps]

I can melt ice with my mind . . . it just takes a few minutes.

[Inked_Trinity]

I used to believe in things like Fate and Destiny...then I realized those are just stripper names!

[Inked_Trinity]

I'm feeling super lazy today. It's like normal lazy, except I'm wearing a cape and mask.

[Inked_Trinity]

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.

[Inked_Trinity]

willing to join a cult that is located in a tropical paradise with no actual agenda

[Inked_Trinity]

Lazy rule: can`t reach it... don`t need it.

[Inked_Trinity]

Nothing is more discouraging than unappreciated sarcasm.

[TimilDeeps]

without "me" it's just "aweso"

[Inked_Trinity]

It has been brought to my attention that the stick figure decals on the back windows of vehicles are NOT pedestrian "kill" scores, but, actually are meant to represent members of your family. I'll be removing mine asap to avoid any further confusion. . .

[Inked_Trinity]

Anyone else find it a bit disturbing that Mrs. Potato head stores her extra parts and her accessories in her ass?

[Gemme]

Anyone else find it a bit disturbing that Mrs. Potato head stores her extra parts and her accessories in her ass?

Where does Mr. Potato Head put his?

[TimilDeeps]

Where does Mr. Potato Head put his?


same place . . . .:|

[Inked_Trinity]

KISSASSECTOMY-The procedure one has to remove their lips from someone's ass.

[Inked_Trinity]

You know you have had a bad day when your mood ring explodes...

[justkim]

http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/529334_272386949507733_173645559381873_635731_8735 8084_n.jpg

[Inked_Trinity]

wonders how different the world would be if everyone followed their own advice.

[Inked_Trinity]

I swear some people have the IQ of a rock and the personality of a pop tart!

[midwest chick]

I swear some people have the IQ of a rock and the personality of a pop tart!


Example:


Don't play stupid with me,


I'm better at it...


:|

[Inked_Trinity]

When the neighbors play music too loud, I dance naked. Shuts em down pretty quick.

[SugarFemme]

http://loldamn.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/funny-sarcasm-quote-relationships.jpg

[BrownEyedAngel]

"No, I don't mind that my ex is seeing someone else. Mother always told me to donate my used toys to the less fortunate.'

"You can't fix stupid; however, you can numb it with a two-by-four"

[BrownEyedAngel]

"if you only spoke of things you have the capacity to understand, you'd have to become a mime."

"How many times do I have to flush before you go away?"

(on a tee shirt of mine, with a Harley-Davidson)
"My vibrator weighs 1,000 pounds, runs on high octane fuel & you can hear it coming from a mile away."

"Un-f*ck you!"

[Kobi]

http://i1207.photobucket.com/albums/bb464/kobi2/funny%20quotes/10.jpg


http://i1207.photobucket.com/albums/bb464/kobi2/funny%20quotes/12.jpg

[Wolfsong]

Don't let your mind wander, Its too little to be let out alone

[Inked_Trinity]

when you stir the shit sooner or later you'll lick the spoon.

[Inked_Trinity]

A sigh is a deep cleansing breath to prepare for the shit you're about to put up with.

[pinkgeek]

“A child of five could understand this. Fetch me a child of five.”

[pinkgeek]

“The problem with common sense is that most people are morons.”

[Inked_Trinity]

still doesn't care... isn't consistency great?!

[Inked_Trinity]

will now be charging a $20.00 service fee for stupidity. There will also be a $40.00 surcharge if the stupidity is accompanied by whining.

[cinnamongrrl]

y'all made me laugh at a time when i needed it! i want tshirts with this chit on it! :p

[JAGG]

"I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but I just can't stick my head up my ass that far !"

(would love to say this to my little brother sometimes) hahahah

[firegal]

What do we call stupid people?

Job security!

[Inked_Trinity]

I'm bright eyed and bushy tailed this morning...and apparently completely delirious too!

[Prudence]

"Don't expect to walk in the sewer and not get shit on your shoes."

[homoe]

I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person~

[LipstickLola]

http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/529334_272386949507733_173645559381873_635731_8735 8084_n.jpg

An oldie but a goodie! .....

[pinkgeek]

“Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence."

[homoe]

A new broom always sweeps clean~

[Prudence]

"Bitch .. get out of the sun. I don't like the smell of burning plastic"

[Prudence]

"100,000 sperm, and you where the fastest?"

[Inked_Trinity]

I won't take a bullet for you because if I have time to jump in front of a bullet, you have time to move.

[Inked_Trinity]

I can't wait to retire so I can get up at 6 o'clock in the morning and drive really slow so everyone else is late for work.

[Inked_Trinity]

When I am quiet, it doesn't mean I'm shy. It means I'm examining my prey.

[Inked_Trinity]

‎" Never take the free ride in your own life"~~ Nickleback

[Cid]

You lost me at hello...

[Girl_On_Fire]

Thinking about you makes me want to get down on my knees…in front of a toilet…so I can puke.

[Inked_Trinity]

No one ever appreciates a shovel until they have to bury a body with a spoon.

[Inked_Trinity]

...does anyone other than me feel like their job description is 'to do the crap no one else wants to do' ?

[Cid]

I don't know if this one is here or not but its one of my favourites...



It's not you it's.....noooo, it's you. :sunglass:

[Inked_Trinity]

When I say "What?" it doesn't mean I didn't hear you. I'm simply giving you the opportunity to correct the stupidity that is coming out of your mouth.

[Inked_Trinity]

Some people are such treasures that you really just wanna bury them.

[Inked_Trinity]

Whoever said money can't buy happiness is obviously wrong, a couple dollars can buy me a pack of Oreo's.

[Inked_Trinity]

Oops.... you must be under the impression I care. Let's just fix that.

[Inked_Trinity]

Lord please forgive me, because sometimes I know exactly what I am doing and I fucking do it anyway ;)

[Wolfsong]

**** ADULT TRUTHS ******

1. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.

2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.

5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

6. Was learning cursive really necessary?

7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind-of tired.

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.

13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.

14. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

15. My sister and wife think it's funny to sit at the kitchen table, drink coffee, and giggle because a spider startled me (ok fuck it, the thing scared the crap out of me). It's perfectly ok........later when they leave to go shopping I'll take their deodorants out of the dispenser and replace them with a stick of butter.

16. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

17. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Light than Kay.

18. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.

19. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

20. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?

21. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front.

22. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.

23. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time.

24. The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important.

25. How is it possible that my wife, who leaves her shit everywhere, can find things at the mere thought of it, and I, who meticulously put things away in a neat and orderly fashion, usually color-coded and in alphabetical order, cannot find something as simple as my shoes?

25. I have the short-term memory of a lint ball. There are times that I am so forgetful that I could actually plan my own surprise party.

[Girl_On_Fire]

If your lips were any closer to her ass you'd be fired for sexual harassment.

[Bèsame*]

https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSkvET_syghplPOBv7JoigaKK3AdiwQQ aVaarYyL8EdPWEqY-oT

[Inked_Trinity]

I failed the Health & Safety Class today. Apparently, when they ask you, "In the event of a fire, what steps would you take?" "Fucking large ones" is not the correct answer.

[Inked_Trinity]

Determination: the feeling you get right before you do something extremely stupid.

[Inked_Trinity]

If I ever go missing I want my picture put on beer bottles instead of milk cartons. That way my friends will know to look for me!

[Inked_Trinity]

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/62810_445262742228680_25708633_n.jpg

[Bèsame*]

http://p.twimg.com/A4sz7V3CUAA_iuR.jpg:large

[Inked_Trinity]

Today is one of those days that I will be using caffeine as if it were life support.

[Inked_Trinity]

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/57990_642429479116231_158874106_n.jpg

[Inked_Trinity]

is now in a relationship with an ice cold beer.

[Inked_Trinity]

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/310732_330864610350179_1695488759_n.jpg

[Inked_Trinity]

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/62639_647827368576442_1370033927_n.png

[AnnRkey]

Love is the self-delusion we manufacture to justify the trouble we take to have sex. ~ Daniel S. Greenberg

One should always be in love. This is the reason why one should never marry. ~ Oscar Wilde

[Inked_Trinity]

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/5283_649764511716061_552913886_n.png

[Inked_Trinity]

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/923290_648864545139391_2002210696_n.png

[Inked_Trinity]

I understand you can't fix stupid, but how do you keep people from using it?

[Inked_Trinity]

I have just been told the world doesn't revolve around me, I know it doesn't....... it revolves around the sun which shines out of my ass

[midwest chick]

I understand you can't fix stupid, but how do you keep people from using it?


medication and sedation...

[Inked_Trinity]

Exercise: The process of converting big meals & fattening snacks into muscle, by lifting things that don't need to be moved & running when no one is chasing you.

[Inked_Trinity]

I know I am honest, loud, hard to handle, crazy, and funny...... But, please try to keep up!!

[Inked_Trinity]

I'm perfectly willing to cooperate as long as it requires no effort on my part.

[Kobi]

http://media-cache-ec4.pinimg.com/192x/3d/d9/db/3dd9db64a8f02fe54e1f42f1b0c00840.jpg


http://media-cache-is0.pinimg.com/192x/5a/4e/aa/5a4eaaefea059778f8a84bd54ffc4dab.jpg

[Inked_Trinity]

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/320718_517461724981443_1424294897_n.png

[Inked_Trinity]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/945371_647519621941533_345286088_n.jpg

[Wolfsong]

I just tried that new fruit-scented Febreeze in the bathroom....now it smells like Shitrus.

[Inked_Trinity]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/45763_628584483834064_399238526_n.png

[Wolfsong]

Oh look honey....the Smith's have posted another picture on Facebook.....is that? It IS! Those party animals......they ate dinner again! That makes it what? 30 days in a row? I wonder if it will be beer or wine tonight.........oops yep, it's a beer...... here's another picture.

[Inked_Trinity]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/482449_356910017744448_979938903_n.jpg

[thedivahrrrself]

From my favorite misanthrope, Douglas Adams:

It is a well-known fact that those people who must want to rule people are, ipso facto, those least suited to do it... anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.

You live and learn. At any rate, you live.

Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.

He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher... or, as his wife would have it, an idiot.

A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.

[Kobi]

http://media-cache-ak1.pinimg.com/192x/f1/d6/5a/f1d65ac5cc44f29e502490b748cfd28e.jpg


http://media-cache-ak1.pinimg.com/192x/31/ab/ac/31abacd446fdf637718b1175b2408946.jpg


http://media-cache-ak1.pinimg.com/550x/a0/67/ad/a067adce0a060bbe9f21d87628e515b1.jpg

[Kobi]

http://media-cache-ak1.pinimg.com/550x/7b/40/a4/7b40a43c8aa986ce09bf14d858610fe5.jpg


http://media-cache-ak1.pinimg.com/550x/51/fe/0f/51fe0f17ffe13a20208628185411ab0e.jpg


http://media-cache-is0.pinimg.com/550x/7d/45/90/7d45905bb88ab0956e5de06b96ef44f0.jpg

[Inked_Trinity]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/308545_462744203801509_1693346182_n.jpg

[Girl_On_Fire]

http://media-cache-is0.pinimg.com/550x/7d/45/90/7d45905bb88ab0956e5de06b96ef44f0.jpg

This so well describes some people I've known...

[Kobi]

http://media-cache-is0.pinimg.com/550x/e4/8a/03/e48a03e890aa9115a8217a91d52cf638.jpg


http://media-cache-ak1.pinimg.com/550x/95/4f/a7/954fa714cf29a19b2c636f2771c62cdd.jpg

[Inked_Trinity]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/182802_336034856499821_1074181074_n.jpg

[Inked_Trinity]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/253243_485086488230344_784505953_n.png

[Inked_Trinity]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/946351_372941692816185_1355605216_n.png

[Inked_Trinity]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/969856_490238457713754_1624034832_n.jpg

[Wolfsong]

If I said anything to offend you it was purely intentional

[chris1life]

You better hold your breath cause u gonna need when I choke the hell out of u.

[chris1life]

My personal favorite
Opinions are like ass holes everybody has one

[Wolfsong]

So the other day we stopped by my mom's house to drop off her dog, who we were watching while she and pop were out of town. As I stepped out of the car I was greeted by a pack of 6 year olds riding their bikes down the street shepherded by a man who appeared to be in his mid-late 20s. He was riding a bike with the baby tow tent on wheels thing you see so many parents using. His shorts had slipped down in back to reveal a full......not partial......not plumber's crack......but full moon. Here's what transpired after that;

Wolf; "Excuse me sir but you may want to pull your shorts up a bit."
Guy; "What? WTF did you just say to me?"

Angry and spoiling for a fight......sigh.......no good deed goes unpunished

Wolf; "I said Sir that your shorts have fallen in the back and I was trying to save you the embarrassment of exposing yourself."
Guy, who suddenly realized that I was a woman and speaks in a more reasonable yet still annoyed tone: "I'm not embarrassed if my ass shows."
Wolf, said mildly: " Clearly not. Well it's a fine ass Sir."
Guy; "Thank you."
Wolf; "Just like the rest of you. Enjoy your ride Sir, it's a beautiful day for it."

[midwest chick]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/946439_555528164489853_1435957266_n.jpg

[femmeInterrupted]

http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/26/b3/32/26b3328b7b952ade87e28d28bdd8edba.jpg

[femmeInterrupted]

http://media-cache-ec2.pinimg.com/736x/00/f0/c1/00f0c19a9acdbb59057fe0a7f983a718.jpg

[Inked_Trinity]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/971773_657397600952752_449523794_n.png

[Inked_Trinity]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/522051_337518679684772_494434734_n.jpg

[Inked_Trinity]

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/945632_10200788274002257_1376820113_n.jpg

[midwest chick]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/931233_557108100998526_1264081738_n.jpg

[Kobi]

http://media-cache-ak1.pinimg.com/192x/02/da/54/02da5451c9efc062cb31209788da59ee.jpg


http://media-cache-is0.pinimg.com/550x/aa/9f/97/aa9f9751e8c574bdfad28dba8a4399cc.jpg

[Inked_Trinity]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/946699_184260415062103_1272053416_n.jpg

[Inked_Trinity]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/264450_460225647399056_1923769831_n.jpg

[femmeInterrupted]

http://media-cache-ak1.pinimg.com/736x/a0/fb/1b/a0fb1b4a27f3d8f6c6bda9e5cf467a05.jpg

[Kobi]

http://media-cache-ec2.pinimg.com/550x/01/03/f6/0103f64c34e0fdd89b3cf2bbecb78019.jpg

[Inked_Trinity]

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/941641_558364334206236_126533233_n.jpg

[Kobi]

http://media-cache-ec3.pinimg.com/550x/1a/61/f6/1a61f675895a7b322c4044723bd7672f.jpg

[Kobi]

http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/550x/c5/bc/21/c5bc218891ec5becb376546510df1f37.jpg

[Wolfsong]

I hate it when people say, "Oh you can't have your cake and eat it too." Seriously. What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

[Inked_Trinity]

Does anyone else have that one co-worker that makes you wonder how they breathe unassisted?

[Inked_Trinity]

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/294960_480873628648298_1771907148_n.jpg

[Inked_Trinity]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/252200_139534006238722_944221042_n.jpg

[Wolfsong]

Does anyone else have that one co-worker that makes you wonder how they breathe unassisted?

I can think of a few I'd like to remedy of that problem

[Wolfsong]

If I hurt your feelings in any way I just want you to know from the bottom of my heart that I don't care

[Kobi]

http://media-cache-ak1.pinimg.com/192x/db/31/43/db3143e624528b401bf5e5e0bf309924.jpg


http://media-cache-ak1.pinimg.com/550x/ea/92/be/ea92be5dc74bc0bbff8869e2a04c15d0.jpg


http://media-cache-ec3.pinimg.com/550x/06/18/b6/0618b60634f67719a070232703f2f898.jpg

[Kobi]

http://media-cache-ak1.pinimg.com/192x/04/ac/05/04ac05518ed7665439de30270aa7a871.jpg


http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/550x/0e/dd/56/0edd562acc36bcc1c5974a19e766f113.jpg


http://media-cache-ak1.pinimg.com/550x/c7/88/4f/c7884fd512aaa58a5ae6ce5dede76d4a.jpg

[FemmeItalian]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/q71/s480x480/248064_550660788319463_1495217036_n.jpg

[Kobi]

http://media-cache-ec4.pinimg.com/192x/66/e5/0a/66e50ab99cd98ea30182cc61645139dc.jpg


http://media-cache-ec4.pinimg.com/192x/eb/19/d5/eb19d56a9bba9602aa44f10e87ef3385.jpg


http://media-cache-ak1.pinimg.com/550x/fc/bd/29/fcbd2970a2250087917e61d8fd02a539.jpg

[Wolfsong]

When one door closes, another opens right? Or well, you could just open the closed door because well......that's how doors generally work

[midwest chick]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/935374_561186853923984_189632884_n.jpg

[Kobi]

http://media-cache-ec3.pinimg.com/192x/2f/45/dd/2f45dd13efd06970f5cf090422fcc6ec.jpg


http://media-cache-ec3.pinimg.com/192x/73/00/99/730099597dd05226a6e9a9685f46e699.jpg


http://media-cache-ak1.pinimg.com/192x/dd/b4/1e/ddb41e016609f04d6d37094c73994779.jpg

[FemmeItalian]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/q71/s480x480/968783_641391405889894_34516046_n.jpg

[Inked_Trinity]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/977_496762550394678_499387320_n.jpg

[femmeInterrupted]

http://media-cache-ec4.pinimg.com/736x/48/86/be/4886bedf3f99aeb764c04ebc15bed75c.jpg

[FemmeItalian]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/q71/s480x480/970080_393574547426676_1037770826_n.jpg

[Inked_Trinity]

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/947284_561682507207752_2140289747_n.jpg

[Inked_Trinity]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/983629_561513767224626_388361772_n.jpg

[Inked_Trinity]

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/579432_561513573891312_190842093_n.jpg

[FemmeItalian]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/q71/s480x480/946972_463663643721923_976905153_n.jpg

[FemmeItalian]

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/q71/s480x480/969561_452599628162997_161132924_n.jpg

[Bèsame*]

http://www.rottenecards.com/ecards/Rottenecards_81741666_gc5vm7zmg7.png

[Inked_Trinity]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/970947_461733117254641_1406923210_n.jpg

[FemmeItalian]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/q71/s480x480/6321_665302063495639_485023558_n.jpg

[Wolfsong]

If I had to count the most important things I knew about you on one hand, I would really only need one finger

[Kobi]

http://media-cache-is0.pinimg.com/550x/a0/51/1e/a0511eee81ebe1656419555bd1d2e2c7.jpg


http://media-cache-is0.pinimg.com/550x/74/55/68/745568e92f59653aa19ad4e5b2364aa7.jpg


http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/550x/f7/7d/cd/f77dcd9af2f9e9d1f2a2ae40ee2fe481.jpg

[nycfem]

?v=H54Hg2tAoWQ&feature

[Inked_Trinity]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/931349_464158353672452_1455119759_n.jpg

[FemmeItalian]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/q71/s480x480/954817_394640780653386_715502544_n.jpg

[FemmeItalian]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/q71/s480x480/8780_395870920530372_1584867581_n.jpg

[Kobi]

http://media-cache-is0.pinimg.com/550x/8d/20/99/8d209917f82d1f9ff8399b2e9f8ecfe5.jpg


http://media-cache-ec2.pinimg.com/550x/07/26/18/07261894e980f0dab8ffeb73726972e9.jpg

[Inked_Trinity]

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/941548_139387446253378_1827183248_n.jpg

[Kobi]

http://media-cache-ec3.pinimg.com/550x/43/7f/57/437f572b61cade16be53d45b6843b673.jpg

[FemmeItalian]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/q71/s480x480/972062_644059285623106_699872369_n.jpg

[FemmeItalian]

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/q71/s480x480/947069_534350866623477_216240223_n.jpg

[FemmeItalian]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/q71/s480x480/576769_342707669165873_971230334_n.jpg

[FemmeItalian]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/q71/s480x480/954636_342767885826518_1360740182_n.jpg

[Kobi]

http://media-cache-ec3.pinimg.com/736x/b8/ab/bb/b8abbb78dd203f1d9cb2688785a9f83d.jpg

[Kobi]

http://media-cache-is0.pinimg.com/736x/58/dd/42/58dd42707f8ae06c4b388b8d816589e7.jpg


http://media-cache-ec3.pinimg.com/736x/54/fc/13/54fc1317a4ca547e86161d1ce4c3e5ec.jpg


http://media-cache-ec2.pinimg.com/736x/9d/e8/c6/9de8c65733236e914626ba36f6689cc2.jpg

[midwest chick]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/1195_564605273582142_84105958_n.png

[midwest chick]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/969235_564605713582098_39920102_n.png

https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/429824_563622427013760_1113778570_n.jpg

[midwest chick]

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/945423_555005694542100_1708016896_n.jpg

[midwest chick]

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/941809_564605070248829_2064542841_n.png

[Inked_Trinity]

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/970883_494053474000312_1974515559_n.jpg

[CA_BabyCakes]

http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh547/pabon_family/thCAEFHRIT.jpg

[JAGG]

I hate it when people say, "Oh you can't have your cake and eat it too." Seriously. What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

Should I explain this , or does someone else want to? lol

[JAGG]

http://www.rottenecards.com/ecards/Rottenecards_81741666_gc5vm7zmg7.png

"Well if you didn't want someone looking at your chest, you should have worn a shorter skirt. "

[FemmeItalian]

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/p480x480/10975_300720650053591_777139226_n.png

[FemmeItalian]

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/p480x480/377692_434861953249040_807038591_n.jpg

[FemmeItalian]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/380736_117727765017763_65536401_n.jpg

[FemmeItalian]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/390835_156860507771155_2082827594_n.jpg

[Inked_Trinity]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/179714_667570523268793_2112396711_n.png

[Inked_Trinity]

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/943418_667195916639587_1788736119_n.png

[Inked_Trinity]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/934858_297728643696460_52086988_n.jpg

[Inked_Trinity]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/9414_669387783087067_1867465682_n.png

[FemmeItalian]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/p320x320/935475_578521058854505_237684273_n.jpg

[FemmeItalian]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/p280x280/969744_353499861440070_480997392_n.jpg

[FemmeItalian]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/426662_622340574444681_145086002_n.jpg

[Inked_Trinity]

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/994571_497476486992157_850232030_n.png

[Kobi]

http://media-cache-ec4.pinimg.com/736x/c7/42/f4/c742f430d6c32118f3d0bf20791f58b1.jpg

[midwest chick]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/970152_566069840102352_362484791_n.jpg

[midwest chick]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/970783_565804106795592_394765554_n.jpg

or I will forget then within hours...

[midwest chick]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/971012_563899606986042_307729548_n.jpg

[Inked_Trinity]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/969698_513361502064152_266108462_n.jpg

:blink:

[FemmeItalian]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/994501_577430518989691_1953529554_n.jpg

[Inked_Trinity]

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/397436_566269620082374_1267292311_n.jpg

[Kobi]

http://media-cache-ec2.pinimg.com/736x/aa/31/95/aa31956172bc98c143705843c1d7d829.jpg

[FemmeItalian]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/p320x320/580405_398788986905232_1164104807_n.jpg

[Inked_Trinity]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/7763_566695876706415_10065881_n.png

[midwest chick]

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/5826_10101936855787952_1211198705_n.jpg

[Inked_Trinity]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/9051_465772926850660_122281631_n.jpg

[Kobi]

http://media-cache-ak1.pinimg.com/736x/93/27/b9/9327b92fbf6fd7ea1ea39ee36b153a22.jpg

[midwest chick]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/480199_566686640040672_1010910871_n.png

[midwest chick]

http://media-cache-ak1.pinimg.com/736x/93/27/b9/9327b92fbf6fd7ea1ea39ee36b153a22.jpg



https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/983669_566521850057151_677601518_n.jpg

[midwest chick]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/421575_567086480000688_728916745_n.png

[midwest chick]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/1376_566961556679847_494090674_n.jpg

[midwest chick]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/946427_567111176664885_2092498026_n.jpg

[Inked_Trinity]

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/936376_344614575641849_966493432_n.png

[Inked_Trinity]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/9756_344488628987777_578562971_n.png

[Inked_Trinity]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/969468_344459132324060_1653263086_n.jpg

[Kobi]

http://media-cache-ak2.pinimg.com/736x/b5/db/70/b5db707008beacdc29f81099c81affa1.jpg

[Inked_Trinity]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/994189_344149239021716_179726532_n.png

[Inked_Trinity]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/249126_344049295698377_1592876792_n.png

[Kobi]

http://media-cache-ak2.pinimg.com/736x/d2/2b/7a/d22b7aa72ad0c01554d423972ba05d70.jpg

[Kobi]

http://media-cache-ak2.pinimg.com/736x/df/da/86/dfda8659f75f1d7ba69ce7991b0db6de.jpg


http://media-cache-ec3.pinimg.com/736x/7a/70/91/7a70916efaa07b33b65166cc9e56ae73.jpg


http://media-cache-ec4.pinimg.com/736x/13/b5/f0/13b5f08607e14b05a6843c9393fd75f7.jpg

[Bèsame*]

http://www.mediawebapps.com/upload/quotes1055.jpg

[midwest chick]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/971741_567653506610652_2117050824_n.jpg

[Inked_Trinity]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/996834_344609628975677_191091707_n.png

[Inked_Trinity]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/968816_344320942337879_1943031508_n.png