Sarcasm, Scathing Witticisms & Uninspiring Quotes

[FemmeItalian]

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[Inked_Trinity]

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[Inked_Trinity]

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[FemmeItalian]

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[FemmeItalian]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/s403x403/5221_410025935777416_177147990_n.jpg

[Bèsame*]

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[FemmeItalian]

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[FemmeItalian]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/p280x280/5899_540610252667124_2006144769_n.jpg

[midwest chick]

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[midwest chick]

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[midwest chick]

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[midwest chick]

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[midwest chick]

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/10141_568682403174429_478590910_n.jpg

[Kobi]

http://media-cache-ec4.pinimg.com/736x/17/ec/84/17ec8462358526ceec8bd2225acc76ef.jpg

[midwest chick]

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[midwest chick]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/1017202_569118399797496_1296320859_n.jpg

[midwest chick]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/1002799_569112723131397_2015752232_n.jpg

[midwest chick]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/1003116_569083219801014_857029592_n.jpg

[midwest chick]

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[midwest chick]

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/1017099_568689559840380_1620681365_n.jpg

[midwest chick]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/375589_568669569842379_1354799505_n.jpg

[midwest chick]

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/947113_568050386570964_1768395799_n.jpg

[Inked_Trinity]

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[Inked_Trinity]

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/970221_672730019419510_1893307615_n.png

[FemmeItalian]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/p280x280/1016050_401064003344397_2091696758_n.jpg

[FemmeItalian]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/p320x320/1016397_560068757378666_8701746_n.jpg

[FemmeItalian]

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/p320x320/184500_346886225414684_98369639_n.jpg

[Inked_Trinity]

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/999881_469566316471321_783586642_n.jpg

[Inked_Trinity]

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/1010920_469034086524544_438503455_n.jpg

[Inked_Trinity]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/1002961_470514523036835_1049453704_n.jpg

[FemmeItalian]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/p320x320/1000434_584439791622097_1882244236_n.jpg

[Inked_Trinity]

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/998398_588950474482832_323318271_n.jpg

[FemmeItalian]

http://content.lolspots.com/539389929446549.png

[FemmeItalian]

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/p320x320/1010524_404366253014172_1340524108_n.jpg

[Inked_Trinity]

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/998660_350643911728400_409776915_n.jpg

[Inked_Trinity]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/1001844_677599258932586_361709078_n.png

[Inked_Trinity]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/935928_347898421980131_1390975430_n.png

[GraffitiBoi]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md5lbdhebZ1rnna0uo1_500.jpg

[Kobi]

http://media-cache-ak2.pinimg.com/736x/c0/09/5c/c0095c1b6586d4f42ea3f5dd33109e61.jpg

[Kobi]

http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/f5/c4/b2/f5c4b29f0738757947d2010afebdff60.jpg

[Kobi]

http://media-cache-ec3.pinimg.com/736x/f2/8e/fb/f28efbb97fb94a1ed4660f8fdd972c93.jpg

[Kobi]

http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/50/ef/a2/50efa2b165d2734efc68135788ac681c.jpg

[Kobi]

http://media-cache-ak2.pinimg.com/736x/93/98/13/93981328e95b9a8d8fd9aeb7e6ca8a3e.jpg



http://media-cache-ec3.pinimg.com/736x/d3/69/45/d36945d908d7141bdf874e1c07002da7.jpg



http://media-cache-ec2.pinimg.com/736x/57/ff/05/57ff052a412a94e9be64a6ac3c752530.jpg

[Inked_Trinity]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/1003884_680131538679358_238176194_n.png

[Inked_Trinity]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/1000811_680321048660407_795024137_n.png

[Kobi]

http://media-cache-ec4.pinimg.com/736x/09/34/84/093484f88843f0a790ea1a534027c9cd.jpg



http://media-cache-ak1.pinimg.com/736x/0b/34/ed/0b34edc9830bc28a3398f1b1efa8c9e6.jpg



http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/d0/79/ee/d079eeefe0a38e13f0f9a786d2a68e91.jpg :blush:

[SugarFemme]

https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTkGH8nnBaTqrGM6MHLlnxJolvHaEqQ1-b3z2T29qvDCW7CFqOapw

[SugarFemme]

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQPO5VwC8WvLFL6T14TOTVaIcswQhXNP AnkzGzaxZrkQOD3Q8DRjQ

[SugarFemme]

http://hdwallpaperpics.com/wallpaper/picture/image/I-may-fight-with-my-siblings.jpg

[Inked_Trinity]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/1016136_574233582619311_306683472_n.jpg

[Kobi]

http://media-cache-ec4.pinimg.com/736x/a4/3a/b7/a43ab7f5af6ff7af4e6ed32c37b142ee.jpg



http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/d6/7a/54/d67a540f9e7350f7aec5c775eb07fb56.jpg



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[Inked_Trinity]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/969876_681772195181959_1810558609_n.png

[Inked_Trinity]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/988534_681289475230231_802588848_n.png

[Inked_Trinity]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/1011395_309057312563593_1317160360_n.jpg

[Kobi]

http://media-cache-ec4.pinimg.com/736x/c6/1c/fa/c61cfa377c6f1f8f04bdc5d40a6fbec7.jpg

[Inked_Trinity]

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/8538_546218075439891_399916746_n.jpg

[FemmeItalian]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/p280x280/942302_566063986779143_388300631_n.jpg

[FemmeItalian]

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/p280x280/944460_410234072427390_1089635579_n.jpg

[FemmeItalian]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/p320x320/941155_497104120359280_1652203731_n.jpg

[Inked_Trinity]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/8436_682719205087258_993923563_n.png

[FemmeItalian]

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/p280x280/1044089_548147871913362_1405945925_n.jpg

[SugarFemme]

http://revelandriot.com/images/revelriot_godhatesbags2.jpg

[Kobi]

http://media-cache-ec3.pinimg.com/736x/ae/75/0c/ae750c69b9e0d3cb006e62fc6579679e.jpg

[Kobi]

http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/e7/83/20/e78320d91de52ae6553132d5b1ba2a61.jpg

[FemmeItalian]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/s403x403/1002934_351412124962094_1605712531_n.jpg

[Kobi]

I love this:

http://media-cache-ak1.pinimg.com/736x/fe/da/25/feda25349c47de2a937d08ad2b4e23f5.jpg




Wish I had known this one when my brothers were kids:

http://media-cache-ec2.pinimg.com/736x/61/ae/9c/61ae9ce884dc401d6c764f241760faba.jpg



The reason a good vocabulary is essential in life:

http://media-cache-ec3.pinimg.com/736x/7b/e8/13/7be813cbdabbe2b914e9b2e309b99754.jpg

[SugarFemme]

http://data.whicdn.com/images/15075327/tumblr_lrv0a3mEGf1qj065bo1_500_large.jpg

[Kobi]

http://media-cache-ec3.pinimg.com/736x/c7/f8/c2/c7f8c234ad9c0587b09b2a2d06823d8c.jpg



http://media-cache-ec4.pinimg.com/736x/64/b9/9b/64b99bf7f94c2a4bad2673fe8a86ffce.jpg



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[Inked_Trinity]

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[Inked_Trinity]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/1003430_477845255637095_1658813127_n.jpg

[Inked_Trinity]

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/1003438_555423821166030_2145621689_n.png

[Inked_Trinity]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/1010997_411995295584601_1258196377_n.jpg

[Kobi]

http://media-cache-ak3.pinimg.com/736x/b1/ed/24/b1ed24074c0f3412900866c93fefe4a1.jpg



http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/9b/77/4a/9b774acd571683548cadf1801551b9e3.jpg



http://media-cache-ak2.pinimg.com/736x/89/87/9a/89879ab349e57b56b87e74163b8a753b.jpg

[FemmeItalian]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/s403x403/1044287_476462405781712_1753361401_n.jpg

[FemmeItalian]

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/s403x403/270488_411887028928761_1825521745_n.jpg

[FemmeItalian]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/s403x403/1016082_476288069132479_337595431_n.jpg

[FemmeItalian]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/p261x260/993322_351781344925172_395222517_n.jpg

[FemmeItalian]

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/s403x403/1011812_480430732038111_1199435937_n.jpg

[Kobi]

http://media-cache-ak2.pinimg.com/736x/92/ef/76/92ef7603465ebb00784411764aa82b54.jpg



http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/a4/30/88/a430882b830b414a588bcba00325be5e.jpg



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[FemmeItalian]

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/s526x296/992987_412471895536941_253726425_n.jpg

[Kobi]

http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/97/e4/01/97e4014d71938267a7200154f307216d.jpg

[Kobi]

http://media-cache-ec3.pinimg.com/736x/d7/b6/9d/d7b69d0704ce4761e62ca7c2f5255f34.jpg

[Kobi]

http://media-cache-ec3.pinimg.com/736x/dc/eb/f2/dcebf233c8f691483aad7762f301c553.jpg



http://media-cache-ak2.pinimg.com/736x/e3/00/a2/e300a22d95fe20ca8fb87db637d2788a.jpg



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[Inked_Trinity]

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[Inked_Trinity]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/1017385_394281820682172_1983159962_n.jpg

[Kobi]

http://media-cache-ak2.pinimg.com/736x/46/c3/54/46c35477bf3c52cf5af394d7a7cda746.jpg

[Inked_Trinity]

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/10384_587892687921770_172508010_n.jpg

[Kobi]

http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/ad/7c/ee/ad7cee602ad221af90683c6024bd9433.jpg



http://media-cache-ak2.pinimg.com/736x/ae/de/b5/aedeb54d1b73ec315f9cb42f4d56898d.jpg



http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/09/21/1c/09211ceaa9eda39cfd70a48b3982de96.jpg

[Kobi]

http://media-cache-ak1.pinimg.com/736x/4b/6d/31/4b6d314519b54f251fd3675f9fe4b336.jpg

[Kobi]

I received this in an email today. As soon as I finish posting it, I will go back to picking my spewed breakfast out of the keyboard.


"No matter how attractive, sexy or brilliant someone may be, someone somewhere is tired of their shit."

[SugarFemme]

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[Inked_Trinity]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/1000389_10151732433844743_929417423_n.jpg

[Inked_Trinity]

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/1044534_474248089334535_109568233_n.jpg

[Kobi]

http://media-cache-ec3.pinimg.com/736x/bd/b3/9a/bdb39aef32e7ca70a8db45f06543264b.jpg

[Inked_Trinity]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/1010974_550252545034492_1313387123_n.jpg

[Inked_Trinity]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/1010271_431525730288295_1578878949_n.png

[Inked_Trinity]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/11941_650234048335774_592988087_n.png

[Kobi]

http://media-cache-ak2.pinimg.com/736x/b6/ba/89/b6ba89fa9d53bd5e854f9856f85401f5.jpg



http://media-cache-ec2.pinimg.com/736x/e8/43/1b/e8431b10f641ad1b68fa25708d189405.jpg

[Inked_Trinity]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/994170_387369084706779_996022708_n.jpg

[Inked_Trinity]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/1069799_662092397151742_1881937413_n.jpg

[Kobi]

http://media-cache-ak1.pinimg.com/736x/59/4d/fa/594dfa38fce90aecee77275ab9767904.jpg

[Inked_Trinity]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/970087_542871059081768_1292688637_n.jpg

[Inked_Trinity]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/998717_547208902006725_468248171_n.jpg

[Inked_Trinity]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/1002808_537098109659063_1100017232_n.jpg

[Kobi]

http://media-cache-ak1.pinimg.com/736x/c8/f4/83/c8f4839bdd75bdbef8a7990160a278da.jpg

[Inked_Trinity]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/994498_398782806898740_727780342_n.jpg

[Miss Scarlett]

http://s5.favim.com/orig/51/girl-love-love-quotes-quotes-romantic-love-quotes-Favim.com-562306.jpg

[Kobi]

http://media-cache-ec2.pinimg.com/736x/c0/49/25/c049253e124cd05718d68e437b0608b0.jpg

:jester:

[Kobi]

http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/d0/d4/7a/d0d47abd6bc9ba12f0d94269d9143d87.jpg

[Inked_Trinity]

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/993599_518709041533362_23904285_n.jpg

[Inked_Trinity]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/17595_518324324905167_807424634_n.jpg

[Miss Scarlett]

http://static.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/MjAxMi1jZDAxMGQ2YjFmYmVjMTEz.png

[Inked_Trinity]

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/1016314_549158551808546_578283745_n.jpg

[Kobi]

http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/6c/38/02/6c3802f78e18d57b8a342a4a7f89e3ec.jpg

[Inked_Trinity]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/971530_10151559943428207_1380482193_n.jpg

[Kobi]

http://media-cache-ak1.pinimg.com/736x/93/59/23/9359231dfbc80cacd3f6260ac8d7cba9.jpg

[Inked_Trinity]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/1069905_692230767469435_1447641650_n.png

[Miss Scarlett]

http://shersbloggg.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/5_funny-quotes.jpg?w=340

[Inked_Trinity]

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/998720_694173800608465_198844662_n.png

[o'queery]

http://cdn.themetapicture.com/media/funny-sarcasm-quote-beating-people.jpg

[Kobi]

http://media-cache-ak1.pinimg.com/736x/7b/1c/50/7b1c50d7676ce910d9ddbe5484c693f5.jpg

[Inked_Trinity]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/1075662_587615204614482_422366693_n.jpg

[Inked_Trinity]

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/935835_587582614617741_541884999_n.jpg

[Inked_Trinity]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/58917_493699294045846_1785422191_n.jpg

[Inked_Trinity]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/1043937_617907701574290_1593387145_n.jpg

[Inked_Trinity]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/1069405_589845034391499_988170009_n.jpg

[Inked_Trinity]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/1013569_697731013586077_983880035_n.png

[Inked_Trinity]

https://sphotos-b-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/968861_697793953579783_2085248490_n.png

[midwest chick]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/946256_562014603841045_2008182057_n.png

[midwest chick]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/1014423_561154227260416_1779697007_n.jpg

[Miss Scarlett]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/p280x280/1003728_356730997789805_772099058_n.jpg

[Inked_Trinity]

https://sphotos-b-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/45099_698949670130878_389566771_n.png

[Inked_Trinity]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/1016820_407615212682166_1699263679_n.jpg

[Kobi]

http://media-cache-ak1.pinimg.com/736x/ac/b1/fc/acb1fca330187ec8e5faf24fd6d31f3f.jpg

[Miss Scarlett]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/58810_423870357703119_848967824_n.jpg

[midwest chick]

https://sphotos-b-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/45099_698949670130878_389566771_n.png


Really???
do you really enjoy the view of the contents of the Starbucks cups?????

[Inked_Trinity]

Really???
do you really enjoy the view of the contents of the Starbucks cups?????

I was just comparing price love, not complaining. You know how much I enjoy the view of Victoria!

[Inked_Trinity]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/993635_526123814125218_142039098_n.jpg

[Girl_On_Fire]

http://anthonycolpo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/internet-police-stupid.jpg

[Inked_Trinity]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/1002323_523746521030405_943005488_n.jpg

[Inked_Trinity]

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/1009835_526097774127822_1286220262_n.jpg

[o'queery]

http://a2.img.mobypicture.com/aebebb8a2f3086818b7e425e924fc229_view.jpg

[Inked_Trinity]

https://sphotos-a-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/970145_629696060403599_365879507_n.jpg

[o'queery]

http://ts1.mm.bing.net/th?id=H.4665413607162463&pid=1.9&w=300&h=300&p=0

[o'queery]

http://www.sarcasticmyspace.com/graphics/blakkfrogg/comments120/pics_great-highway-sign.jpg

[Inked_Trinity]

https://sphotos-b-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/1012039_360557420714231_1022582678_n.png

[Inked_Trinity]

https://sphotos-a-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/999821_535918799790134_980547683_n.jpg

[Kobi]

http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/a3/a2/41/a3a2416d0035046ff3c68fc4b3b698c2.jpg

[Inked_Trinity]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/993948_614473035241174_982392951_n.jpg

[Bèsame*]

http://media-cache-ec2.pinimg.com/236x/96/eb/c6/96ebc6285cebb92f77a0ce089218edf9.jpg

[o'queery]

http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/funny-ecards-stupid-people.jpg

[Bèsame*]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ABzlYNOWNBk/TFeIduzXUHI/AAAAAAAABBw/oRAf1F5zjrI/s400/demotivational-posters-sex-tape.jpg

[Kobi]

http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/62/28/56/622856cc672c70310dcc67d330b1142d.jpg

[Inked_Trinity]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/999813_701138706578641_1531785301_n.png

[Inked_Trinity]

https://sphotos-a-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/1005205_593570474018955_1608931736_n.jpg

[Kobi]

http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/2b/77/cd/2b77cd629c6fad5a8aeeaa4e05922c4a.jpg

[Bèsame*]

http://static.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/1348166362963_6124090.png

[o'queery]

http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc76/PRUnderground/bullshitspray.jpg

[Inked_Trinity]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/1044011_10153095446935377_1149219147_n.jpg

[Inked_Trinity]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/1003039_618189378225608_1150395733_n.jpg

[Miss Scarlett]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/969167_10151868363628465_755316616_n.jpg

[Bèsame*]

http://www.funnyloves.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/lefunny.net-funny-jokes-funny-quotes-funny-animals-funny-pictures-Favim.com-586250.jpg

[Kobi]

http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/b4/ff/44/b4ff449c4a799f272915324539df8347.jpg

[Inked_Trinity]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/971915_528837363853863_1113802100_n.jpg

[Inked_Trinity]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/64697_410349145742106_703149636_n.png

[Kobi]

http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/62/46/80/62468094c300903d04905ff88732450b.jpg

[Inked_Trinity]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/999178_693359590690269_543747654_n.png

[Inked_Trinity]

https://sphotos-a-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/1000517_508912905856311_1109269826_n.png

[Inked_Trinity]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/217370_505315032882765_1514692602_n.jpg

[o'queery]

http://i1279.photobucket.com/albums/y537/harley1299/pot-of-gold-fail_zps0df444cd.jpg

[o'queery]

http://b.pcc2.fubar.com/62/04/6144026/999054707.jpg

[Inked_Trinity]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/393135_4070055039485_1861249659_n.jpg

[Inked_Trinity]

https://sphotos-b-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/971909_703127286379783_211312783_n.png

[Inked_Trinity]

https://sphotos-a-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/544481_703679056324606_457927196_n.png

[Kobi]

http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/81/d7/60/81d760d9b0d14a219e69ea233219b186.jpg

[Kobi]

http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/69/a0/8b/69a08b8b65b28d1f6ae65ca0fb7fb5ca.jpg

[Inked_Trinity]

https://sphotos-a-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/1014264_362167190553254_941952580_n.png

[Kobi]

http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/6f/ab/6b/6fab6bf78a8e43b848497cc63ad0ead1.jpg

[o'queery]

http://www.rottenecards.com/ecards/Rottenecards_2326380_zmb8tnc2y7.png

[o'queery]

http://www.rottenecards.com/ecards/Rottenecards_83149933_5bkv2cszdr.png

[o'queery]

http://www.rottenecards.com/ecards/Rottenecards_83149933_5bkv2cszdr.png

In hindsight i'm thinking this is probably on the edge of the TOS. I will assure everyone that this is not attached to anyone on this site.

[Inked_Trinity]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/1148814_493860330708586_190452358_n.jpg

[Miss Scarlett]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/1187046_573095172726427_1472228401_n.jpg

[Kobi]

http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/97/ee/5f/97ee5f1152eeb7fa0e53273dac96b39d.jpg

[Kobi]

http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/54/51/36/5451364fe87d78dabcfc49b654c05131.jpg

[Kobi]

http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/d2/d8/2c/d2d82cdced034e1091f7d9c2a9033cd4.jpg



http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/23/99/8d/23998d68aa67097de7f40a848adefe55.jpg

[deb_U_taunt]

http://31.media.tumblr.com/d4617061d50bbb26be6d77aa1a3af533/tumblr_mqfby2XGr41qfw644o1_500.jpg

[deb_U_taunt]

http://slapdashmom.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/ecard5.jpg

[Kobi]

http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/49/06/ac/4906ac1b67cc77fb1d178e0f1b3f132e.jpg

[Kobi]

http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/3a/12/fb/3a12fb9597dfd25e26dab6a14b436b20.jpg

[DMW]

http://imgc.allpostersimages.com/images/P-473-488-90/60/6002/R6BB100Z/posters/j-b-handelsman-i-like-that-compassionate-predators-new-yorker-cartoon.jpg

[Kobi]

http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/da/e9/87/dae987c91f47bdf261b2e9e053566760.jpg

[Kobi]

http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/81/d1/fd/81d1fdd08c74055257ad7e091e4e8f02.jpg

[homoe]

I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person!

[imperfect_cupcake]

If you can't laugh at yourself that's ok, because the rest of us can laugh at you instead.

[homoe]

BUMP...................

[homoe]

I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person!

This is still my favorite comeback of all time to stop someone dead in their tracks....:giggle:

[theoddz]

Seen in the "comments" section of a political site today:

"The only well oiled machine in Trump's life is Melania's vibrator".

:cracked::rofl:

~Theo~ :bouquet:

[homoe]

https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2018/05/perfectly-sarcastic-quotes-just-in-time-for-your-monday-mood-21.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=600

[homoe]

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTy1VoNRk2hcW4kbkUxge4IB6qTEt8-wAMPw3UaOezGfCX2aAcT

[homoe]

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTy1VoNRk2hcW4kbkUxge4IB6qTEt8-wAMPw3UaOezGfCX2aAcT



It bears repeating.....

[homoe]

http://www.funnybizblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/easter1.jpg

[homoe]

~~

I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person......

[Bèsame*]

~~

I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person......

Right!

How boring is that, having those quick witted jabs floating around over their head. Just no fun!

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn%3AANd9GcSkbqcFxZ5DbN_f8HeZEkqpiDHchwv 0xZThofr2bdNGX_vyWS1Z&usqp=CAU

[homoe]

Those With A Sharp Tongue Often End Up Cutting Their Own Throat

[Stone-Butch]

Never start vast problems with half vast ideas.

[Stone-Butch]

Always put your brain in gear before you put your mouth in drive.

[homoe]

~~~~~
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and to remove all doubt.
— ABRAHAM LINCOLN

[Stone-Butch]

A man who can't dance claims the band is no good. (Polish Proverb)

[Stone-Butch]

No one beneath you can offend you. No one your equal would.

Jan L. Willis

[Stone-Butch]

I don't want everyone to like me. I should think less of myself if some people did.

Henry James

[homoe]

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn%3AANd9GcQb__PleWgsgbQjLDDY-l4L5LbWH6JYg9OMncPh57BtCd_IfJwe&usqp=CAU

[Stone-Butch]

Self respect is the fruit of discipline; the sense of dignity grows with the ability to say no to oneself.

Abraham Joshua Heschel


When we have provided against cold, hunger and thirst, all the rest is but vanity and excess.

Seneca

[homoe]

~~
There's no fool like an old fool

[Stone-Butch]

The early bird gets the worm BUT the late mouse gets the cheese.

[homoe]

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn%3AANd9GcRYHEKrN4JjK-QgUZ7nBKlUopis5Ps7jkc-zrrp1mFem3XyjvC2&usqp=CAU

[Stone-Butch]

Admit your mistakes before someone else exaggerates them.

Andrew V. Mason M.D.

[Stone-Butch]

There is no dealing with a cat who knows you are awake.

Brad Solomon

[C0LLETTE]

"Silence is better than bullshit"

thecuriousbrain.com

[chanel]

Somebody has to do something. It seems incredibly pathetic that it has to be us. Jerry Garcia (speaking of rainforest activism)

[Stone-Butch]

The question of the century has now been answered. (I thank the comic I just saw on tv, don't know his name.) Prayers have been answered at last the multitude has found God. Now we know that we can stop searching as thousands have found him and he is in prison.

[C0LLETTE]

" The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit. "

W. Somerset Maugham.

Thanks W. Somerset, I won't do it again

[homoe]

https://www.azquotes.com/picture-quotes/quote-wit-is-like-caviar-it-should-be-served-in-small-portions-and-not-spread-about-like-marmalade-noel-coward-63-55-97.jpg

[C0LLETTE]

A Modest Proposal For preventing the Children of Poor People From being a Burthen to Their Parents or Country, and For making them Beneficial to the Publick,[1]
...commonly referred to as A Modest Proposal, is a Juvenalian satirical essay written and published anonymously by Jonathan Swift in 1729. The essay suggests that the impoverished Irish might ease their economic troubles by selling their children as food to rich gentlemen and ladies. This satirical hyperbole mocked heartless attitudes towards the poor, as well as British policy toward the Irish in general."

Makes for great reading both in the satire itself ( he even offered recipes ) and in the response to it.

[homoe]

https://mbiconcepts.com/uploads/3/4/1/4/34149648/mark-twain-policital-witticisms-linkedin-3200-1720-words_orig.jpg

[C0LLETTE]

The fact that the essay has lasted for three hundred years and is still taught in college says something about the quality of the satire.


A Modest Proposal For preventing the Children of Poor People From being a Burthen to Their Parents or Country, and For making them Beneficial to the Publick,

...commonly referred to as A Modest Proposal, is a Juvenalian satirical essay written and published anonymously by Jonathan Swift in 1729. The essay suggests that the impoverished Irish might ease their economic troubles by selling their children as food to rich gentlemen and ladies. This satirical hyperbole mocked heartless attitudes towards the poor, as well as British policy toward the Irish in general."

Makes for great reading both in the satire itself ( he even offered recipes ) and in the response to it.


"I have been assured by a very knowing American of my acquaintance in London, that a young healthy child well nursed is at a year old a most delicious, nourishing, and wholesome food, whether stewed, roasted, baked, or boiled; and I make no doubt that it will equally serve in a fricassee or a ragout." (Swift)

_________________


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[Stone-Butch]

If you can spend a perfectly useless afternoon in a perfectly useless manner, you have learned how to live.

Lin Yutang

[C0LLETTE]

If you can spend a perfectly useless afternoon in a perfectly useless manner, you have learned how to live.

Lin Yutang

Actually, that's more inspiring than not...lol

[Stone-Butch]

Tell a girl she's beautiful, and she wouldn't believe you really mean it. Tell her she's more beautiful than another girl, and she would delightfully believe you're being true. H.H. Sirajeddine

[C0LLETTE]

Tell a girl she's beautiful, and she wouldn't believe you really mean it. Tell her she's more beautiful than another girl, and she would delightfully believe you're being true. H.H. Sirajeddine

I'm curious, who is H.H. Sirajeddine?

[homoe]

Tell a girl she's beautiful, and she wouldn't believe you really mean it. Tell her she's more beautiful than another girl, and she would delightfully believe you're being true. H.H. Sirajeddine

Stone I LOVED your post! Hope you don't mind if I used a few from the same source. I found a perfect one for the "date a girl who reads" thread.

Quotable Quotes - Google Books Resultbooks.google.com
... beautiful than another girl, and she would delightfully believe you're being true. —HASNA HASSAN SIRAJEDDINE
Editors of Reader's Digest - 1997 - ‎Reference

[C0LLETTE]

I believe this one deserves revival. It's from the very first post in this thread ...way back when.

"every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats."

h. l. mencken

[Stone-Butch]

What lies behind us and what lies before us are small matters compared to what lies within us.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

[Kätzchen]

https://img.ifunny.co/images/2ef2c409b0fbdba84fc38ca9c13d702efdda4202a8563b9664 83ee2bc89b5a3f_1.jpg