best text you received today

[~SweetCheeks~]

"Love you more"

[girl_dee]

the sweetest quote i've ever read, at just the right moment

[hopelessromantic69]

"Got my AC in" thank god! Now I don't have to do!

[candy_coated_bitch]

A picture of one of my best friends with her new tongue piercing.

[Kenna]

You have created a monster....

[GeorgiaMa'am]

Q: What is black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white?
A: A penguin rolling downhill!

[bright_arrow]

Random letters from my dad butt texting me while driving and my mom telling me she was bragging to her friend about me.

[AmazonDC]

I love you more....btw so not true

[Gemme]

I love you more....btw so not true

If You say so (not!).

[MsTinkerbelly]

Come out here, I need a kiss :blush:

[AmazonDC]

If You say so (not!).

Oh I say so ...

[girl_dee]

yes, baby?

(Swoon)

[AmazonDC]

I love you Daddy

[FireSignFemme]

Hold on, I'll be right there.

[Gemme]

"....I'm glad your day is getting better and you don't have cancer."

I'm glad too!

[LaDivina]

"Haha...was in the middle of texting YOU!"

Happens all. the. time. :| :)

[gotoseagrl]

"Why are fitted sheets so bloody hard fold?" :giggle:

[Kenna]

I wish I had you here. I'm scared and you make me feel safe.

(Later)...a BUNCH of pictures and videos of her acting really goofy and loopy after she had her wisdom teeth removed.

[girl_dee]

"booked" :blush:

[Gemme]

It was yesterday, but "Just landed".

[girl_dee]

"I get to squish you soon"

[clay]

Will you have dinner with me tomorrow night?..............:hangloose:

[Medusa]

It technically counts as today it was in the wee hours of the morning:


June and I have reached the point in our Las Vegas frenzy where we are sending ridiculous text video to one another at 1 o’clock in the morning. But it really is the best.

[Gemme]

"I get to squish you soon"

And I did!

[Orema]

I’m a gingerbread girl looking like a gingerbread boy looking for a gingerbread girl like you.

[Chad]

Birthday plans coming together!

:bluesbrothers: :party: :danceparty:

[girl_dee]

"How's my girl?" Yum!!!!!

[Kenna]

"We love you Aunt K...I wanted to call last night but didn't want to wake you. We LOVE our hummingbirds!"

[candy_coated_bitch]

NONE! Because there's no signal at my parents' house.

[Kenna]

From my 29 yr old son: (something meant for his sweetheart and certainly not for his mother)
Me: (a picture of Hear No Evil, Speak No Evil, See No Evil,...) "and the 4th monkey says :blink: :blink: :blink: "

Him: haha "Do no evil". Used to have a little statue of four polar bears doing that

(10 seconds later)

Him: annnnnnnd the forth monkey just realises what he did

[Mopsie]

A friend said that a scarf I made for him "makes him happy."

:knitgirl:

That made my day! :)

[The JD]

“THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING GRILLED CHEESE FESTIVAL IN ATLANTA IN APRIL AND WE ARE GOING!!!”

Yes, Angiebaby, we motherfucking ARE!

[girl_dee]

*i booked an air BnB for Desire*


:awww::loveletter:

[JDeere]

It's about time you walked out!!!!!

My ex when i told her about today.

[Bèsame*]

"You are amazing. Remember that. "

[Blade]

Just checking on you, you've been on my mind all day

[CherylNYC]

She:
"I get all toppy around you"

Me:
"Excellent"

[Kenna]

I'll be there in 20-25 minutes to pick her up.

[girl_dee]

“i’m checked in!!!"

[girl_dee]

‘Landed’ :cheer:

[Kenna]

From Blade: "SOB i bought bananna pop cycles, but they are bananna cream pop cycles"

My response: "knucklehead. Show me a clear banana.

[clay]

"hey twinkletoes".........:)

[Tovah]

"He pooped in the potty!"
-from the mom of my 3-year-old client

[Kenna]

See if u c my glasses please. Lost them this morning.

[cricket26]

mom do you have my w-2?

[Kenna]

Give Briar peewee a goodnight kiss for me

[Bèsame*]

My phone has been pretty quiet lately......

[Kenna]

"History repeats itself"

[Bèsame*]

"History repeats itself"

I'm waiting for karma...it can't come soon enough!

[JDeere]

A pic collage from my ex of pics of us through the years that we have been together as lovers and friends.

[Kätzchen]

Lois wants to meet you.... (text from my mom, she's excited we will see each other soon, Lois is her hairdresser and long time friend).

[Teddybear]

Is it bigger than a bread box???!!!!

[Wrang1er]

You have mad skills! ;)

[Chad]

It was a treat to see you today.

:cowboy:

[Kätzchen]

From the postal carrier who picks up mail at a drop box where I frequently leave mail to be mailed:

"I found your letter and put your postage on it."

And after I thanked him for saving my day, he texted back, saying:

"I'm wishing you the very best."

[GeorgiaMa'am]

"Frogtastic News!
Undercover Tourist Order # xxxxxx
has been confirmed."
(Disney World tickets)

[Tuff Stuff]

Her
"Are you still alive???...call me!!"

Me
"What's up"

Like what's going on?...of course it was nothing serious. :wallbreak:

[GeorgiaMa'am]

"Coming home to u"

[GeorgiaMa'am]

Delivered: Your Amazon package with Cute Fluffy Pink Poodle Faux Fur Pom Pom Key Chain was delivered. More info at xxxxxxxxx

[candy_coated_bitch]

The Baby Shark sound byte from my best friend.

[easygoingfemme]

I woke up to this one from my daughter:

"Just a reminder that I love you and appreciate you and you are wonderful."

She's a good egg.

[Kätzchen]

The best text I read recently was not on my phone, but in my own rep section, where a butch friend in the community left a message, which was thought provoking yet truthful beyond ordinary measure:

"Sometimes, it takes tragedy to provoke all things good."



Thanks, my butch friend, for the wisdom you possess: it made my day. :rrose:

[GeorgiaMa'am]

"On my way to u now"

[Bèsame*]

...when I'm learning you...I'm learning life...

[Jedi]

A Dad joke from my Dad

[clay]

"Play with my hair, cuddle me & whisper in my ear all the things you wanna do to me"

[GeorgiaMa'am]

"I love you. Have fun with Mama. She was happy that you're at her house this weekend."

[Kätzchen]

"I forgot Downton Abbey is not out yet in the theaters, but come on over anyway, as soon as your done tomorrow morning," (my sil-bestie).


<<<<<<<~~ best text, since the other day. *LOL* :jester:

[RebelDyke]

technically there were two.. so you tell me which one is best

Hey, i'll miss you

or

hey cutie, wanna meet for drinks???


hmmm yeah can't choose

[Kätzchen]

"You ready for our lunch date? Does Thai sound good?"


(Lunch with my engineering friend was awesome)

[GeorgiaMa'am]

"hey there pretty lady"

[Kätzchen]

"You should go to the casino with us, I'll call you later"

(my sister-in-law, she's my wing girl)


:balloon:

[Bèsame*]

beautiful beach sunset pictures, " just for you"

Such thoughtfulness for such an extreme weekend.

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn%3AANd9GcSQQUuJ6V-9vJoDq10aOv3KFqKQEzN-Mq8iJBjXkr_y3pP-8szv

[Orema]

If you keep a glass of wine in each hand, you can’t accidentally touch your face.

[Kenna]

Well, I'm officially a father. I've been pooped on twice in a half hour.

(This and a string of other texts about his new "baby" kitten)

[Gemme]

"Cakes Jay a couple of times."

Autocorrect strikes again! lol

[Stone-Butch]

Heard from my brother which is always nice. He is doing fine and I worry about him as he is aging fast. He wants to drive down east this month and I am against it as he is blind in one eye and it is 1500 miles each way and two boat crossings. Oh well, men don't listen no matter who is talkin.

[Reach *BANNED*]

A red balloon.

[Reach *BANNED*]

Me: (after sharing a pic of a salad I made) It is amazing!

Her: (after getting the pic and the comment) Like you!

[Bèsame*]

Oh nice...you are just the best doing that for her!! Now she can see things to look forward too! Baby..you are a wonderful daughter!

[Reach *BANNED*]

Those cherries.. whew. :cherry: just made My whole day brighter!

[Reach *BANNED*]

Dang...I've missed you.

[Bèsame*]

I have a really good friend. We share past relationship situations. We are always bouncing things off of each so we don't repeat things. Her text to me the other day...

Just do me a favor, don't lose who you are. 💗

My reply was..I definitely won't

Then her...Ok then I grant you permission....lol

[FireSignFemme]

"Have a good day. Let me know if you need anything."

Of course, so far that's been my only text this morning. Still what a great way to start the day right?

[Reach *BANNED*]

I am, with you on my mind.

(and)

My secret mission(s) have been accomplished.

[Bèsame*]

You cant wait for life to be easy to be happy.


From my little brother.

[Gemme]

Not a text but heard in today's favorite shared TT video was: ...boop the snoot of Mittens the murder kitty... :rofl:

[GeorgiaMa'am]

Me: Interesting factoid I just learned: a vagina can stretch up to 200 times its resting size!

Friend 1: I'm waiting for the day someone casually says, "My vagina is currently at resting size". :)

Friend 2: My vagina has resting bitch face. :D

[Bèsame*]

Better than a text. A phone call from a dear friend. They said they were thankful I was their friend. The feeling is very mutual! Good to hear from you.

[Kätzchen]

“You’re super special, Katzchen. You have the kindest heart and everyone adores you” ( my honey ).

[GeorgiaMa'am]

"We LOVE Charlie's book!* We have already read it with him and he grinned the whole way through it."

*a book I ordered personalized for Charlie, an 18-month old

[kittygrrl]

Lazy bones, Get up!

[Bèsame*]

we can leave Friday night and come home Sunday afternoon

I'm off the 22nd and I think we both are



***nice to have my schedule checked on***

[GeorgiaMa'am]

In response to my "Remember, I don't like Indian food" text:


A GIF of a guitarist singing:
"I could always fart on you,
you were always in the mood.
Even that one summer when I was
eating lots of Indian food."

[kittygrrl]

"coffee?"


perfect..

[GeorgiaMa'am]

"The book you gave Charlie for Christmas is precious! He really does love it."

[Gemme]

"Today is my last day working for ____"

[Bèsame*]

this going to be so amazing. I wont be able to sleep.

...(me) Its run by Disney, it will be amazing!


I know.. and we r 2 grown up kids...even better!

....(me) Lol, grown up kids, for sure!


I love it ...we adore life!

[Chancie]

I took out the trash 🚮

[GeorgiaMa'am]

this going to be so amazing. I wont be able to sleep.

...(me) Its run by Disney, it will be amazing!


I know.. and we r 2 grown up kids...even better!

....(me) Lol, grown up kids, for sure!


I love it ...we adore life!



What?! What's so amazing? What's run by Disney? I have to know!!!


* * *

And for thread compliance:
"They did a upper GI scope and discharged me yesterday."

[Bèsame*]

What?! What's so amazing? What's run by Disney? I have to know!!!


* * *

And for thread compliance:
"They did a upper GI scope and discharged me yesterday."

We went to Animal Kingdom. Saw so many safari animals! We got turned in to Avators! Super cool!

Text...Great news! Nothing new on the PET SCAN! and all areas have shrunk!


Best news today!

[Bèsame*]

her...so we gonna do this?

Me...Yes

Her...Yay! I really feel it's the next step in our journey!

Me...Me too. I'm glad we are on the same page 💝

Her...I love it...that we are for sure...

[GeorgiaMa'am]

My sister: "You know the song, '50 Ways to Leave Your Lover'? One of my friend's kids just heard it for the first time and said it sounds like Dr. Seuss wrote it."

[GeorgiaMa'am]

From the boy on his way home from the BBQ place in Ellijay, GA: "Do you want pulled pork or something else? Side dishes Brunswick stew, okra or others"

Me: "Just pulled pork and a fried apple pie"

[Bèsame*]

her...wyd after work
Me..no plans
Her..can we come over
Me..yes
Her..ok! I'll bring 🍸
Me..ya baby! I'll make salmon for dinner
Her...I'll grill burgers??
Me...yes to burgers!!
Her...ok, got burgers and bb



Took me a min to figure out BB. Baked beans😝

We had been texting practically all day. She had the day off. I worked😫

[Kätzchen]

Sleep Well

:moonstars:🎊❣️💫✨🎁❤️😁

[Bèsame*]

comments made on my pic that was taken in front of a flower shop. Paris does not fail on fresh flowers, fish or fruits and vegetables!

Friend from high school...Paris, fresh flowers and a beautiful woman. Some poems write themselves.

another..

Paris looks good on you!

Another...

You look made for Paris.

What a great Birthday..to say I am in Paris!!

[cinnamongrrl]

“I miss you”

It’s sweet to hear….

[Bèsame*]

You come home tomorrow!

Oh. Yeah, I'll be up!!

[kittygrrl]

from my sis-
'Happy B day'

[Bèsame*]

from my sis-
'Happy B day'

Happy Happy Birthday!!

[Bèsame*]

I had to work and she got a beach day. Kinda went like this...me, how are you? Feel recharged?
Her, feel good, nice day for the beach. Camped out close to tree.
Me, I'm glad you went
Her, been better with you there though


Couple hours later, my phone rings.
Her, where are you?
Me, going around in circles, lol (I was out riding my bike)
Her, I'm at your house, I just rode my bike here.
Me, I'm a street away, see you in a min.

[Gemme]

from my sis-
'Happy B day'

Happy Belated Birthday! I hope you had a lovely day.

Mine passed recently with little fanfare and I really don't mind. Either my IDGAF is truly kicking in or I'm maturing emotionally as well as chronologically.

To be thread compliant, I received confirmation of a lunch date with my ride or die bestie who moved away a couple of years ago. She's back in town and wants to meet up!

[Bèsame*]

from last night...this cute woman I met last year while in California. We have been texting back and forth , random things, and she is in charge of the fantasy football group I'm in.

She was asking how I was during the storm. She sent pictures of what she was grilling in the backyard, the TV she had on wheels to watch the football game and a panorama view of her yard.
Her...here is my yard
Me.. wow super nice place to spend time in, for sure!
Her..Next time your in town, let's hang out??
Me ..funny you should ask..
Her .when?
Me..I'll be there for Halloween and football
Her..perfect!! Just let me know, I'll be available
Me...ok🙂

[easygoingfemme]

From my child, who was making "deviled potatoes" for Easter brunch.

" The potatoes have formed a pentagram in the fridge and are chanting"