best text you received today

[deb_U_taunt]

This is truly inspired by my son from another mum. I get the oddest text messages from him.

Favorite of the day:

'You are so sweet you pee kool-aid' :koolaid:

[Bard]

my morning text from my lovely wife "OMW" means she is coming home to me

[LaDivina]

"And onions I rushed over there need to set up off to work then to chiropractor little afternoon & thinking about you how was your region okay"

Oh, Siri....

I told her my "region" was fine, tyvm. :winky:

[MsBluem]

Adorable video of my BFF's cat chasing its shadow.

[pajama]

A picture text with some computer light.

[Kenna]

I love you girl. you always make me feel appreciated!

HELP! I'M ALL OUTA PECANS !

[Licious]

A friend sent a sweet pic of angels to me. Made me happy. I have some nice friends.

[*Anya*]

Neat thread!

My GF in FL on a business trip this week. Sent me a text today:

Hey baby. Thnx for listening last night. Rough nite for me. I love you, xoxo

[macele]

hey mac, you know you are the breast! i mean best! best!

[MysticOceansFL]

My first test study guide for princ of sociology class, Yay

[Ascot]

:::kiss:::

[MysticOceansFL]

My first test study guide for princ of sociology class, Yay







Yay...............................................

[Katniss]

From an accountant at work;


"Don't worry about the project being over budget. Carolyn has money left and she can shit it into your account on Friday. "


and of course me being me I had to reply;

"I always knew Carolyn was a valuable employee but if she has that kind of talent then I request her immediate transfer to my team."



Katniss~~(this funny text brought to you by the letter 'f' )

[cara]

From my friend and mentor: "And I like hearing you taking the advance...yay you...rock it sister!"

Supportive friends are the best!

:-)

[Nic]

"The golden in Ex2 has green poop in his eyes"

"GREEN GOOP!"

[Chancie]

I made dinner!

[Mopsie]

From good friends who are away on vacation to celebrate their anniversary.

"We are thinking about you and wondering how week is going, you precious thing."

How awesome that they took a minute to say hey. :stillheart: my friends!

[Miss Scarlett]

Yesterday was a trying day. I received this from a buddy of mine who was trying to make me laugh when I was waiting at the vet's.

"Will you marry me?"

Immediately followed by

"Your Beau can be my best man!"

Totally cracked me up...I love my friends

[Bèsame*]

" and yes of course it's ok"

[easygoingfemme]

My bff's daughter (2.5 yrs old) asked her mom to text me a picture of her so that I could see her in her pajamas, wearing a back pack, and eating vegan cheese. She thought it was important that I see it. It was, indeed, a great sight.

[deb_U_taunt]

It is still early here but favorite so far is:

'I will drop by after dropping David off at school and bring you Nana's sewing machine'

I am so excited!!! I want to make curtains for my bedroom and I have PROJECTS in mind

[cinnamongrrl]

My oldest daughter...telling me she was driving through Times Square.... :)

[Nat]

"I just switch hands when I start to get a cramp. ;)"

[socialjustice_fsu]

From my daughter:
Mom, I will go with you.

[PinkieLee]

"The Wonder Tongue got tha girl straight trippin' boo" ;)

[GeeGina]

From a friend -

I have champagne 4 later

[JAGG]

This place is a disaster. :)

[Miss Scarlett]

From the same person who cracked me up the other day...

"Tell him he'd better put a ring on it before I do...LOL"

[Nat]

"Your safe word is going to be 'keep going.'"

[Nat]

"I am tightly packing. I am prepared for fashion emergencies"

[Bèsame*]

" I need to take you out to dinner after all these mashed potatoes"

[deb_U_taunt]

My butch plumber buddy:

'Good morning, my friend. Back to snaking and angle stops.'

Her world is all about bathrooms.

[Nat]

"Oh my grog. Camping. Fishing. Unless it's camping it up on the runway and fishing for compliments, leave me out of that!!"

[JAGG]

My brother who is a big Bears fan texted me and said ,I'm glad the Bears won, but it would feel better if we had beaten any other team besides yours. :)

[girl_dee]

"i'm on the road" ..........

[PinkieLee]

"Day after mutherfucking tomorrow!!!!!"

[midwest chick]

how to break your lease

[Nic]

"Do you have a springform pan?"

I have no idea what that is, but apparently cheesecake comes out of them!

[Enchantress]

"I may never let you go."

[deb_U_taunt]

I have 3 interviews set up for later this week.

(yippee we might get another FTE soon!)

[deb_U_taunt]

Last text was bested by this one:

This bus smells like bananas

[mountainbikedyke]

WAY too many to count, but all so good.... :)

[girllikeu2]

She said she loved me.

[Nat]

"We will become a lifetime movie about what happens when we win hundreds of millions and split it up...who tries to pretend it was her own ticket not the shared one, who goes off the deep end, who becomes a saint...."

[Nic]

I can't find my socks.

(2 minutes later) It's your fault for knocking them off.

[cara]

"Wakes wakey!"

[deb_U_taunt]

'Don't get me confused with the plunger, I only clean out metaphoric shit'

[Blade]

Why did you leave Dippy fully dressed?

[candy_coated_bitch]

A text complete with pictures asking advice on my friend's dogs' Halloween costumes.

[Zimmeh]

Several from Ruff.
1. Hy let me know that hys coworkers were getting drunk on the charter bus to Georgia.

2. That the whole bus smelled like stinky feet. Lol

3. Hy made it to Georgia safely!

Zimmeh

[Zimmeh]

Received a few from Ruff over the last two days.

1. Letting me know that Hy is doing ok at hys job assignment in Georgia.

2. Letting me know that Hy should have grabbed some heavier socks since it is almost 50 degrees in Georgia.

Zimmeh

[Bèsame*]

Oh, let's say, the texts didn't go thru. But I know what they meant :)

[starryeyes]

I love you!!! I get multiple ILY's, everyday from my babers! :)

[Syr]

From a friend.

"Lololololol..... ASSHOLE!"

[candy_coated_bitch]

From a friend.

"Lololololol..... ASSHOLE!"

I get those a lot too LMAO

[MysticOceansFL]

That I made a 94 out of 100 on my test last Friday .

[Miss Scarlett]

One of my crazier friends texted this to me early this morning. She said that after what her boss put her through last week it's going to be her new profile pic on FB. I nearly choked on my coffee...LOL

https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/485439_401876436589733_1842292207_n.jpg

[ONLY]

couple of days ago......*hope I don't get in trouble for telling it.....:|*..... "going to shower....wish you were here......"

[willow]

That spatchcock was wild.

[Jar]

I'm ok with that.... :happyjump:

[Nic]

Steve can't pee.

(30 seconds later)

Steve the malamute not Steve the intern.

[deb_U_taunt]

I want my mommy

[princessbelle]

From a lot of people...

"I'm safely home." :)

[BullDog]

Fall foilage pics from New England. :D

[ONLY]

"may be able to see you this weekend if you are free"

my reply "YES! Where?"

[LeftWriteFemme]

"the old pope is gay"

[girl_dee]

*if i have to come down there........*

[bright_arrow]

In regards to my sister moving in and as such being a baby sitter so we can maybe have a baby...

"What, you think I'm going to be your damn baby sitter? Because of course I would be!"

[Bèsame*]

you have gotten under my skin

[SaltyButch]

"I'm wanting you"

[Nat]

"Whatevs is our new motto."

[SaltyButch]

"you need to use a Mary Poppins umbrella, so you can land closer to me"....

[Soon]

"Oh, I know what I want."

[DaddyNik12]

"thinking of you"

[ONLY]

"I love you"

[cinnamongrrl]

There were too many to pick one :)

[QueenofSmirks]

"Bad girl"
....

[girl_dee]

*thank you for the talk and the dinner*

[mountainbikedyke]

WAY too many good ones...

[cinnamongrrl]

Cinnamon! We have eyes open! A smile!


Made.my.day/week/month.

[ONLY]

A pic of my girl (f) sending me a kiss

[mountainbikedyke]

"I'm all for you."

[princessbelle]

"Will you babysit your grand son puppy tonight?"

My reply...YES OF COURSE!!!!!!

I love me some wally wiggles!!!!

[ONLY]

"I hope you are having a fun day my beloved. I'm thinking of you. Xoxoxo."

[Rolo]

" she's here! 6lbs 11oz"

[LaneyDoll]

My fave text of the day, sent by my truly wonderful guy...

You're the only girl I will ever desire and need in my life.

(He makes me swoon.)



:sparklyheart:

[RNguy]

Mine was a text of a pic of my beautiful bamadoll in which her head was on my dress shirt and the text said , this is how I woke up :*
I'm glad I left some shirts there for her with my cologne on them ;)

[LaneyDoll]

Mine was a text of a pic of my beautiful bamadoll in which her head was on my dress shirt and the text said , this is how I woke up :*
I'm glad I left some shirts there for her with my cologne on them ;)

I am too. Those shirts are really helping to take me back to our time together. They help me sink into memories of you...

:sparklyheart:

[Chancie]

'I found my glasses!'

[Bèsame*]

Love is always a good menu item!

http://blogs.babble.com/family-kitchen/files/2010/09/applesauce.jpg

[LoyalWolfsBlade]

It is a tie.

One was a video

The other was "I am drawn to meet you and soon"

One lucky guy here to have two special women to court

[LoyalWolfsBlade]

The one I just got that said "goodnight Daddy" yep one lucky guy here

[Kenna]

Sigh....your making it harder and harder to stay away from you....

[The JD]

"If it does not smell of actual moose, or have lumbering furry ungulates drinking from the hot tub, it'll do."

[JustLovelyJenn]

"on my way out"

[LoyalWolfsBlade]

"I am here"

[Kenna]

Your little side of heaven is my greatest slice of precious moments.

[Barb42]

@ 730a. "Im bringing the girls (my nieces) to you @ 9a. Happy satursay for me.. What it didnt say was the girls are wild as hell today.. Thats cool... AUNT BARBIES GOT THIS..

[Hollylane]

We don't often text, because neither one of us relishes the idea of squinting at our phones, or looking for the ever missing reading glasses.

We use a service called Heytell.

The best Heytells I received today, were played all at one time, and included 3 "I love you", 2 "babygirl", a "goodnight", a "good morning" and one boyishly enthusiastic "I'm hungry!!"

[Kenna]

(Part of a long enticing convo)

Them: Emmmm run my fingers through your hair and mouth full of curls. :drool: :thud:
Me: mouth full of curls? ..Aahemm...
Them: chuckles...WEG
Me: what's WEG mean? (Thinking they were to flustered to text)
Them: STOP BUSTING ME. wicked evil grin
Me: ohh but I love to!

Ohhhh how I love hearing them flustered...both when they're trying to tease and when I catch them in being so flustered they can't type...or they drop a bunch of dog food cans in isle 12 because they weren't watching what they were reaching for while texting. *clean up in isle 12 and bring extra towels*

[JustLovelyJenn]

"Wanna go eat and talk?? I miss you already!!"

[Kenna]

Your making me stretch, adjust in my seat and wanting to check my BP

:cheesy: :cheesy:

[Hollylane]

Gaige sent me a photo, that she had taken when she was here last. My kittybaby, Oliver, peeking out between the branches of the top section of my pre-lit Christmas tree (he poses for this picture every holiday season, the little stinker).

[The JD]

"Skip gaily, you."

(I might need to make this my mantra.)

[Bèsame*]

"it's the only playground I want to play in "

[LoyalWolfsBlade]

I love you

[Kenna]

.....You make me high!!

[WingsOnFire]

Texts from my boy telling me he ate all of the dinner I sent with him... He has gotten so much better about eating. He makes me proud to be his Maam.

[Kenna]

Baby? You just made me snap my pencil in half...your soooo bad....

Do you have tape to fix my pencil?

(Ummmm...duct tape?)

Thud now I know imma gonna marry you <3

Calling the church as we text

(I take no prisoners ;-) ;-) unless they want tied up with duct tape )

Thud..your killing me.. drools

(Response not included to protect my innocence, again :cheesy: )

Omg woman..you driving me wild.. good thing im sitting

[QueenofSmirks]

"On my way"




:)

[WingsOnFire]

from sissy. " I'm so glad I'm part of your family..."

I so agree sissy. I love you so much already.

[Kenna]

Ohhh Lawdy my spine just crawled on that thought.. woman! What have you done to me?

[Sweet Bliss]

"are you stalking me??!!" :rofl:

[LoyalWolfsBlade]

"are you stalking me??!!" :rofl:

Wow you mean someone beat me to that text oh wait mine would have said "please stalk me" ;)

[LoyalWolfsBlade]

"getting coffee now"

Saving me from the hotel coffee she does know her Sir well.....

[WingsOnFire]

"getting coffee now"

Saving me from the hotel coffee she does know her Sir well.....

coffee isn't coffee unless its Dutch Bros....

[Kenna]

Yes, I confess, im soooo naughty and bad...yeeeeehawww

(My response: Yeeehaww this early in morning ? Giggles)

Ohhh yeah, I would have stimulated you by midnight, and be ravishing you right now!!


(Yeah!! THAT!)

[Sweet Bliss]

"soft looks good on me"

[Kenna]

You've got Me...I'm Yours...sweet dreams Lovergirl...

[BoDy*ShOt]

Not from today, but one of my all time favorite texts ever..

☆ my son sending me a picture of a Sailor Jerry-esqe 'MOM' tattoo he's fixing to get ☆

[fatallyblonde]

"if the dreamy sounding butch ever becomes single, she would be so lucky to date you."

[Kenna]

I know how deep you are, and I deeply enjoy your focus, your goals, your needs. I most enjoy your Passions. You embrace failure knowing it helps to build new paths, and you provide from deep down, step back and marvel, you think beyond, you know that under the pavement, the dirt.. is dreaming of grass.
*******
You're beautiful baby, I can't wait to have you, tangled up together.. I sooo love your smile, shy smile, them eyes that hair omg.. imma lucky Dawg I tell ya!

[Kenna]

(My text to them: Chuckles ....Then come'ere an get wet with me!!)

I wanna get wet alright.. move over, I got this.. let me at the dishes

[Kenna]

omg..my tummy butterflies morphed to fruit bats and them is bouncing lol

[Bèsame*]

....600 boxes of shoes, coming your way!


$$$$$$$$$$$

[Hey You]

(Name) you have been picked up for the mixed medley

Because that makes no sense on its own.. a couple of weeks ago I put myself down as a spare for a mixed medley one-day lawn bowls competition and a team has picked me up. This is good news.

[BrutalDaddy]

Phone pings to let me know I have a text.

Open it up and died laughing. Was from the wife.

"My old ride and my new sports car. Hehehe."

The picture attached to it was our old broom which is of normal height and beside it was this mini red broom that's only half the normal height.

Cracked me up to no end.

Still Laughing,
Brute.

P.S. Those of you who have me on your friend's list can see the pic there.

[LeftWriteFemme]

"I had the wildest dream about you last night. I will have to tell you about it. You owned a small newstand/coffee shop on the shore of transit station...funny"

.....she doesn't even know the half of why it's funny.....I can't even make coffee!!!

[puddin']

"there are home-made brownies and Anzac cookies when you get to work!"

[Kenna]

We will everyday. you will be crushed, appreciated, your love is precious to me..So everyday will be a slice of Heaven even in our hard times honey.

(Me crushed? Giggles)

Chuckles ..cherished. Give me a break Lovergirl.

(I do...I just love it when you get flustered)

[The JD]

"Matriarchal she-bitch lemur dommes will fuck you up. Look sharp."

http://c1planetsavecom.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/files/2010/08/4035021930_36df53fb5f.jpg

[Mel C.]

A simple "Happy Easter" from someone I haven't heard from in far too long.

[Kenna]

Happy Mother's Day.

[firegal]

The flowers were delivered! and appreciated!

[Contessa]

"I like how you are - makeup or no makeup..hair in a ponytail or not..I just like being with you.."

[starryeyes]

I haven't received any good texts today... Dammit!

[Kenna]

They had hard, soft rubbers, leather, silicon, Plastic, seriously, when you get a chance, look. omg I am standard black shell with detachable clip case kinda person or football team emblem. . You have fun, charge it to my card. Chuckles and screen protector and what ever else you want. .car changer ect.

[Teddybear]

I love u. From a dear friend who sent it to me by mistake

We love u too bro

[WildHorses]

From a class mate thanking me for keeping him up to date.
He SKIPPED class today and finals are next Tuesday.

[starryeyes]

A dinner invite which turned out to be a great night!

[gotoseagrl]

This adorable pic from my bestest of besties.


http://www.evolutionstores.co.uk/UserFiles/images/products/400x400/smpaa02.jpg

[Leigh]

texting someone new, and getting this back after sending my pic "to be honest with you I'm just not attracted to you" ~ I've heard that twice in two weeks but only this one via text, awesome huh?

[GinaSofia]

texting someone new, and getting this back after sending my pic "to be honest with you I'm just not attracted to you" ~ I've heard that twice in two weeks but only this one via text, awesome huh?

NOT cool! just rude especially via text. You dodged a bullet.

[Duchess]

"Thank you so much. I cannot remember the last time I had such an utterly delightful evening, nor when I've enjoyed someone's company so much. Sweet dreams when they find you.":blush:

[Northern_Lad]

"Thanks so much for emailing me. I'm glad you did!".... The feeling is mutual :)

[Trev]

"YOU BASTARD, Sir" I do love terms of endearment lol

[grenade]

"fuck! I looked at the wrong date!"

[Duchess]

"You're a brave soul. It's my pleasure to lead you astray."

[Candelion]

"You're missed....Thought you should know...."

[pajama]

Well it's early in the day, so I may get something better, but this text made me smile and have happy tears. From my best friend (who also happens to be an ex) who is on vacation in the UK with her wonderful wife.

"I lit a candle in honor of you Mom at Rossalyn Chapel. That place was beautiful."

[traumaqueen]

"It's okay, I thought the socks deserved it."

- my girlfriend referring to my completely irrational anger and frustration with a pile of clothes on the floor, while getting ready for work at 3AM.

[clay]

"GM sweetheart!" "I miss having breakfast with you".....my honey had to fly home as her mom isn't doing well....this time is priceless for the both of them!

[vagina]

Hi gorgeous..

[Breathless]

sender : I wonder if we have to buy bottled water...
me: Lol.. Fuck it.. Just drink rum instead
sender: and beer

[Bèsame*]

I'm coming to San Antonio!

[VintageFemme]

Hello, I love you.

[Canela]

It was a picture of the cutest little blonde girl wearing a cowboy hat and a pretty white dress and playing a hot pink guitar (girl after my own heart) and the caption said she was "picking and singing". I just want to hug that little angel!

[cricket26]

"hey mom! dont give joel osteen any money, k?"

i replied that i didnt...

she replied "good :)"


for some strange reason this made me laugh :)

[SnackTime]

I think I should tell you something...

[grenade]

me: (sends a pic message)

reply: wtf is that?

me: It's the redneck version of a human sushi platter.

reply: What is in the packets?

me: Ramen noodles. lol

[stargazingboi]

best text today:

"let's f**k tonight...I'll crawl to you" :praying::thumbsup:

[WildHorses]

One that is just as confusing as many others. It is still the best.

[VintageFemme]

A long string of simply my name typed over and over and over and over and over...

I smiled for half an hour I think.

[Play]

"Come f*ck me, please"


No need to take time to reply since it came from the next room. *G

[Bèsame*]

best text today:

"let's f**k tonight...I'll crawl to you"


"Come f*ck me, please"

I need to take the lock off my phone so I can get texts that those!

[Kenna]

I promise I will never abandon you.

[SnackTime]

..."I won't run out of them"

[Trev]

"A pitcher of margaritas. No glasses....two straws. We curl up on the cuddler."

[Bèsame*]

....I want to take you there...

[VanyllaVenom]

"I understand" :rollcat:

[SnackTime]

...just finished whipping it up :)

[SnackTime]

...I'll get up for breakfast.

[SnackTime]

...As you sit in the chair this morning.

and then

I was thinking about the before and after...

[Trev]

"Sleep is overrated..."

[SnackTime]

Yes...I would do that.

[Cole]

I wouldn't be able to get my panties off fast enough. It's enduring, and very beautiful.

[grenade]

There wasn't anything under ass bandit or ass pirate. It was under ass grazer.

[Talon]

J: I just want to take a sledgehammer to dude's face.

Me: Yeah...let's not do that, ok? It's sunday, and I'm not doing crazy today.

[SirenManda]

A: Your the sun in my universe.

[Bèsame*]

is that the only piece of clothing that got any on it?

[Jesse]

This from my (soon to be 19 year old) nephew,

"I want you to know that you are the person that I respect the most, and that you taught me how important it is to like yourself and not worry about what others think or say about you."

I was floored, happily so, but still floored! ;)

[Bèsame*]

....you are good at that...

http://www.ereleases.com/prfuel/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/woman_shocked.jpg

[clay]

"don't make any afternoon plans, I have designs on you".....:blink:

[SnackTime]

"Not a throw back...That's NOW?"

[Trev]

Oh Trevor...try to behave! ....Yeah right!

[Cole]

Good morning. <3

[Talon]

C: All I care about is how God sees me....everyone else can just fuckin' screw.

Me: I don't think God would appreciate you telling everybody to screw....just sayin'....soooooo...

[Tony]

I heard kem's share my life on the way in from the airport and last night. God that smarts.

And later...

I'll always love you
It may not be perfect but it is what it is

[Cid]

I arrived in Shanghai safe and sound...best text ever!

[SnackTime]

"You're doing a good job"

[Trev]

"Honey, I'm home!"

[SnackTime]

"Oh...hold up"

"I see how it is"

"Making note"

[Cole]

'It will be okay. I love you.'

[Trev]

"I'm counting on it!"

[Trev]

"It's not a dream. It's making plans."

[SnackTime]

"Start with this..."

"Proceeding..."

"Play a little like this..."

[AnAwkwardAccident]

Partner hands me $50 to get pizza

I say 'love you, bye' and leave to get said pizza

Partner texts me 5 minutes later frantically saying: 'I forgot where you went..'

My response: 'To get pizza, you spazzz!'

[Bèsame*]

I like that sleepy voice

[Cole]

Tell me a story about where you see us 5 years from now...

[Bèsame*]

....you are so supportive....I truly appreciate that!

[Happy_Go_Lucky]

...."well derp! But how does she feel about you hiring a woman"....


*sans context, this appears quite odd donchya think? I don't have the context, her phone dropped signal.....amusing really.

[MysticOceansFL]

The best texted I received was from my second to the oldest nephew told me he's getting married this year!

[SnackTime]

"Tell you there is more of..."

"...and this time we can..."

[WildHorses]

I am going to the store. What do you need?

[WingsOnFire]

Call me I miss you...

[RockOn]

My friend, Renee, took in a pregnant stray dog about 6 weeks ago and named her Lucy. She said she knew she was keeping Lucy before she had 13 puppies 5 weeks ago.

Renee has been texting me photos of them all along the way. Today she texted me a video of these babies ... oh my gosh, these babies are precious! I want!!!! Bet I have watched the video at least a dozen times today.

Kevin would be so happy to have a puppy friend. His Doggie Daycare teacher, Ms Emily, told me Kevin is so good and she can even trust him with the puppies. Kevin is a gentle giant. Ms. Emily also told me she had to put Kelly in time-out for playing too rough with others. Yep, that was my girl ... always going wide open. *chuckling*

[AnAwkwardAccident]

God...I want you.

[Duchess]

"You have a sexy voice. I could listen to you all day."

[SnackTime]

"ohhhhhh...mmmmmmm"

[Duchess]

"Can't wait to get home to you beautiful."

[cinnamongrrl]

"i love you"

gets me every time <3

[Trev]

"How many chicken critters did it take to satisfy You?"

[Bèsame*]

love hearing your voice..

[Cole]

'You're just going to get hurt in the end. Better to leave now than stick around & wait for her to make up her mind & feed you bullshit.'

[Bèsame*]

Your niece just won her first case! Wins 1 Losses O

[SnackTime]

" Making up for lost kisses"

[Duchess]

"You surprised me and I enjoyed it."

[cinnamongrrl]

Im textless thus far today.....but its early yet....

yesterdays was an expression of yearning.....for my blackberry muffins... ;)

[Charmingbutch21]

"Paltry? I thought that was chicken."

I love my sarcastic gay boy friends. LOL

[SnackTime]

"What a great smile. .. I'll kiss you after the shower and we can..."

[Duchess]

You tell me what, where and how long you can go. :)

[Okiebug61]

Can't wait to see you Friday! Love Red!

[WingsOnFire]

Good Morning. I hope you rested well.

[RockOn]

"I want to see you tonight."
;)

[LoyalWolfsBlade]

I know she would kill me if I posted the best text I got today in here....get your mind out of the gutter

[LoyalWolfsBlade]

No seriously it was I am yours Alix

[Contessa]

"Hey Sexy..What are ya doing tonight?" - Cabana Boi

[cricket26]

when i go to my locker at lunch i always have a text... todays lunchtime text said

my baby



:)

[Duchess]

"You know I love it. I wouldn't be human if I didn't."

[DapperButch]

She said the dog pooped and peed.

We be a sexy couple. :|

[Mel C.]

A simple greeting from the right person. Made Monday my favorite day!

[Sweet Bliss]

You're a great friend. :byebye:

[starryeyes]

Good Morning, Beautiful <3

[BounceBounceBabyBoi]

It wasn't today , but a couple of
weeks ago I got a random text.

them: hey baby.I'm back in town.
I'm staying at kens and Jerri's.give me
a call sugar!!
me: ummm what?
them: come on honey. don't be a tease.
we had so much fun last time!!
xoxo
me: lady, idk who you think you're talking
to but I'm a married man!! what is this
blackmail?!?


for some reason they didn't text back :|

[Duchess]

"I pay attention sweetheart. I want to please you."

[Sweet Bliss]

" who doesn't like bacon?" Lmao. :rrose:

[WingsOnFire]

"I miss you... a lot". And "Thoughts of you in my arms is so comforting"

[WingsOnFire]

this...Two more days then back home and I get to read to you. I miss bedtime story...and you...

[WingsOnFire]

Ok this one cracked me up.. "I will need to make you my 2nd wife"... lol... I told her we could negotiate that... I love my best friend

[Duchess]

"She gets a lot of work for a dumb ex beauty queen"

[AnAwkwardAccident]

Why are you so damn sexy!?!

[Trev]

" i adore You "

[Trev]

"You really do make small moments magical"

[starryeyes]

I'll be at your place in a few minutes! :)

[JDeere]

You are an asshole, but you are my asshole!

Yes, that indeed made my day, because she knows how I am!

[JustLovelyJenn]

"I'm pretty sure I kinda want you along for the ride"

[Candelion]

"Yeehaww!!!"

[MysticOceansFL]

Getting the message that someone I know made it through surgery not long ago is doing well but still is in a little pain that it hurts when she coughs or moves around , which I hope she gets better soon!

[JustLovelyJenn]

"I like Bruno Mars, but I really like you. "

[fever]

Just when I am getting ready to go to bed, I get a text that asks if I am still awake. 3 hrs. later, I am now allowed to go to bed.

:blush: