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Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Figured time for a little fun. As an instructor we always say there are no stupid questions. Well... not quite true. So...
Ask something stupid, get a stupid answer, ask another stupid question. Wanna hug?
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A: No. Reading comprehension is required. Remember, to answer a stupid question with an answer and then ask a stupid question.
Q: Why do butterflies have the word “butter” in their name?
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Because you butter believe they can fly, duh.
Why is my giftmas tree still up?
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A. Naw, she's looking for her gluestick stash
Q. Why is it hard to follow simple directions?
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A. Because we are human and we LOVE to complicate our lives
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A: Because we need something to make us feeling important. Beer, hockey and donuts don't do it, eh?
Q: Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?
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EH? ..........
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A. The obvious ones that help keep the thread going.
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Cause he or she doesn't know it is cold.
Why is something that is transported by car called a shipment, and something by ship called cargo?
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