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Old 01-13-2010, 06:07 PM   #1
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A: Because Linus inserted 'laugh now, dammit!' programming into the background of this thread.

Q: Will it stop raining before I float away?
A: Sugar doesn't float, it disappears
Q: Why does the sun set?
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A: Sugar doesn't float, it disappears
Q: Why does the sun set?
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Q. Why won't my dog come in from the cold?
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Cause he or she doesn't know it is cold.

Why is something that is transported by car called a shipment, and something by ship called cargo?
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Old 01-13-2010, 08:42 PM   #5
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Cause he or she doesn't know it is cold.

Why is something that is transported by car called a shipment, and something by ship called cargo?

To confuse us....

Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
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it's all about being a clean prick


why do dentists say "open wide, you'll feel a little prick"?
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Q: Why, oh why does AI have to come on HOURS later for me than everyone else???
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