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01-13-2010, 08:58 PM
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01-13-2010, 09:00 PM
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01-14-2010, 01:35 AM
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01-14-2010, 02:16 AM
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01-14-2010, 02:26 AM
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when will you be here to help pack?
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01-14-2010, 03:35 AM
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01-14-2010, 05:12 AM
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because truth telling is for the chair. why is why a seemingly infinite question?
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01-14-2010, 07:10 AM
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01-14-2010, 07:57 AM
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it's monday, actually why is the sky blue?
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01-14-2010, 08:05 AM
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because green would look too "icky" why does it have to be so damn cold?
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01-14-2010, 08:14 AM
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because you live in the "so damn cold" part of the country. why is one foot bigger than the other?
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01-14-2010, 09:20 AM
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01-14-2010, 09:22 AM
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01-14-2010, 09:25 AM
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 why do non-scented items contain fragrance[s]? |
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01-14-2010, 09:27 AM
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So that they don't smell... If we can control our dreams where is the remote???
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01-14-2010, 10:03 AM
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01-14-2010, 10:07 AM
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01-14-2010, 10:39 AM
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What are we talking about anyway?
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01-14-2010, 10:49 AM
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