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05-19-2012, 11:44 PM
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The Walmart Game
This is a funny little game that I have played before on FetLife and Facebook. I love to see the responses so, after searching and finding out it was not on BFP, I thought I would bring it here...
 The Walmart Game: what combination of 3 items (and ONLY three) would get the biggest WTF face from the cashier at a store like Walmart/Target/Kmart etc? 
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05-19-2012, 11:44 PM
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My "go to" answer...
A breast pump, drinking glasses, Oreo cookies.
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05-20-2012, 12:37 AM
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A bottle of Jack, duct tape, and a shovel.
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05-20-2012, 12:59 AM
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sexy pantys, neck massager, lg.economy pack of batteries
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05-20-2012, 01:09 AM
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A bunch of bananas, a box of condoms, and a CD of Time Life's "101 Greatest Love Songs"
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05-20-2012, 01:52 AM
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Walmart
2 carat round diamond ring- $5,599.00
casket- $999.00 (they sell caskets now) wedding dress-$69.00 or maybe instead of the casket the 7mm bolt action Winchester 70 |
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05-20-2012, 02:34 AM
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dis is great, we have no walmart hea. but i'ma enjoyin' da thread none-da-less...
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05-20-2012, 03:59 AM
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Maxim magazine-I got a strange look from two guys while buying one-, red lipstick and KY lube...While finding the only guy cashier
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05-20-2012, 05:02 AM
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bag of blow pops,box of condoms,knee pads... and a big
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05-20-2012, 05:55 AM
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05-20-2012, 07:12 AM
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05-20-2012, 07:29 AM
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05-20-2012, 07:35 AM
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a Canoe (yes i bought my Canoe at WalMart)
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05-20-2012, 08:44 AM
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a lrg zucchini, rubber gloves and bottle of KY heat.
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05-20-2012, 09:20 AM
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05-20-2012, 02:28 PM
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06-05-2012, 05:54 PM
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06-05-2012, 05:59 PM
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1 cucumber, a box of condoms and KY jelly. Lol
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