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Old 05-20-2012, 07:12 AM   #1
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A bottle of Jack, duct tape, and a shovel.
What kind of Wal-Mart do you go to?



For me, I live in Austin, so it's hard to surprise or shock anyone around here. I mean, the city motto is "Keep Austin Weird", for cryin' out loud.

I might give it a shot with a length of chain, a hamster and some KY.
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I might give it a shot with a length of chain, a hamster and some KY.




I might get some looks with a seventeen mag,hand lotion and a box of tissues
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For me, I live in Austin, so it's hard to surprise or shock anyone around here. I mean, the city motto is "Keep Austin Weird", for cryin' out loud.

I might give it a shot with a length of chain, a hamster and some KY.
Ther r some walmartS , that sell liquor ,depending on that state
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I know there's liquor there, but I've never seen Jack or Jim or any of the other guys there. Beer and wine and mixes, but never stuff like that.

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