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07-19-2010, 08:29 PM
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Puregrrl! 1987 called and wants its music back (Happy birthday)!
Dear 'puregrrl' (if that is your real name),
I don't know if you'll actually see this, since you're probably busy posting crappy music in the 'What are you listening to now' thread, but I (and others) wanted to wish you a happy birthday! It's difficult to find the right words and images to do this sort of thing justice. I found this, for example:  And it reminded me of you! Because you totes do that, except not intentionally, and not always around teenagers. You're pretty square, puregrrl. You're kinda un-hip and a you're a poster child for stuffwhitepeoplelike.com (especially the one about the Toyota Prius, even though it's a Honda.) But you're also a good and decent human being. You have a kind and generous heart. If you're occasionally a tad literal-minded, you still have an empathetic soul moved by music and people and cupcakes. You have friends, of which I am grateful to be one. So happy birthday, puregrrl! The world's a better place with you in it! And now, a serenade from one of your favorite crappy bands. P.S.: Please present yourself tomorrow morning at 2525 Bardstown Road. |
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07-19-2010, 08:37 PM
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Any chick who likes obscure foreign films is alright in my book.
And here's a prime example: Happy birthday!! Jake |
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07-19-2010, 08:38 PM
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Wow, it's finally here.
I could barely stand the build up to this momentous occasion!!! Happy Birthday Puregirl!
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07-19-2010, 08:45 PM
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Nothing Wrong With Songs from 1987!
Have a wonderful birthday, Puregrrl! 
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07-19-2010, 08:47 PM
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07-19-2010, 08:48 PM
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zygotian greetings
puregrrl, I'm right there with my brohiney, Bob, in wanting not only to wish you a fantastic day of your birth, but also to thank you for being just a really outstanding human being.
I tormented you with Jackassery from the very beginning, but you remained a stalwart and true friend. When I have wanted to hoist my black flag, you've patiently reeled me back in and reminded me that there are people to whom it's worth staying connected, and you are notably among them. So on this day, the eve of your birth, I want to thank you... uh. whoops. This one, more appropriately lame: Happy Birthday! PS. Bob's mom says Happy Birthday, too!
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07-19-2010, 08:58 PM
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Happy Birthday
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07-19-2010, 09:02 PM
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I think the best gift we can give the big galoot is the gift of crappy '80s music.
Like this one, #1 on July 20th, 1987. I heard YOUR MOM loves this one, puregrrl. Last edited by Bob; 07-19-2010 at 09:03 PM. Reason: Adding gratutious reference to your mom. |
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07-19-2010, 09:03 PM
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07-19-2010, 09:05 PM
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It wouldn't be
COULDN'T be 1987 without the Pet Shop Boys!
#1 on the top 40 chart, July 1987
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07-19-2010, 09:16 PM
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It's all about YOU!
Because every birthday should contain rainbows, sparklies and of course ponies!
Happy Birthday, cutie pie! p.s. don't listen to anyone, your music is simply n.e.a.t.o. No. Really. : )  Last edited by Enchantress; 07-19-2010 at 09:20 PM. Reason: Because I was suddenly overcome with shock: were you really born in 1987? ; ) |
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07-19-2010, 09:50 PM
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07-19-2010, 10:13 PM
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Y'all are making me verklempt (nice slang, dork) with all the nice words and wonderful songs! I hope everyone else gets a kick out of the songs too.
And I wish I was born in 1987 but sorely I was not. Bob states she had a reason for picking that year, and I verified it's validity.
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07-19-2010, 10:16 PM
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Happy Birthday! May you be surrounded by all those you love...
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07-19-2010, 10:17 PM
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I'd post music but I still don't have any /cry
Maybe if you sent me some, I'd share it with you! Happy Birthday! .gif "Say What?")
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07-19-2010, 10:31 PM
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Happy Birthday, Puregrrl <3
1987? is it terrible that i desire to rick roll you on your birthday? *your special birthday gift is first choice of 4 of 4 dogs, please fwd your address!! |
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07-19-2010, 10:32 PM
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1987
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07-19-2010, 10:48 PM
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I missed part of the 80's for reasons I'll never disclose, lol
So, I'm not going to humor you with a video, but I am going to leave you with birthday wishes Happy Birthday puregrrl Hope it's better than all the rest
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I hope Your birthday is complete now......happy birthday from Larry, the cucumber and the tomato.
It just doesn't get any better than THIS! [nomedia="http://il.youtube.com/watch?v=iZjhjvLO4f4"]YouTube- Silly Songs with Larry, The Dance of The Cucumber[/nomedia] |
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07-20-2010, 07:16 AM
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