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07-14-2010, 12:03 PM
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you know you are in hell when....
your back is out and you cant get off the couch and you have lost the remote and Jerry Springer comes on the channel you are stuck on....
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07-14-2010, 12:37 PM
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you know you are in hell when....
When the person in the cubicle next to yours listens to Rush Limbaugh, daily, while working.
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07-14-2010, 01:04 PM
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when it takes 3 fucking hours to figure out how to use an i pod. pure hell! reading the directions is a different kind O hell in itself.
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07-14-2010, 01:04 PM
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oh god....now its Maury Povich....
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07-17-2010, 01:10 AM
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Your dog keeps passing gas and it stinks out your home!!
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07-17-2010, 02:24 AM
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Everyone around you is trapped in the expediency and tyranny of emotions and rationality and logic are viewed as character flaws
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07-17-2010, 02:33 AM
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When I'm back home in TX and heat index is 115
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07-17-2010, 09:58 AM
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Anytime Celery is served as a FOOD!
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07-21-2010, 09:29 PM
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01-17-2013, 02:14 PM
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When you go from having three cars to having NONE... like THAT
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01-17-2013, 03:25 PM
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When every conversation with your mother ends with the "If you would just find a man to knock you up..."
No matter who often I tell her I'm gay, it's always the "you just haven't found the right one" NO, I HAVE.. you just refuse to accept her. Which breaks my heart, and hers. Which I can not abide. You've hurt me for 40 years, you will not have an opportunity to do that to my sweet sweet boy.
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11-24-2013, 10:16 PM
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you realize you have neglected to push down all the storm windows and the 21 degree temps tonight are singing in thru the screens on all your windows...
and because of my shoulder surgery, my arm/shoulder does not bend to pull this off NOW. damn hell is so friggin COLD 
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Pole bachit, a lis chuye.
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11-24-2013, 11:41 PM
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hell......
when your team is down 24 points in a MUST WIN game....
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07-17-2010, 11:38 AM
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when you go through what I went through. The hairs on your neck will stand up.
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07-17-2010, 11:45 AM
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keeping it old skool
...when you have to listen to the needle skipping on the record.
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07-17-2010, 11:47 AM
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when you finally get the energy to go to the car wash and vacuum out the car and the vacuum doesnt work so i wasted my 3 dollars and now i dont want to do it anymore.
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07-17-2010, 11:48 AM
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The idea of being stuck eternally in:
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07-17-2010, 02:45 PM
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When it takes a pain pill,a muscel relaxer and dam near a traction to get any kind of a nights sleep.
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07-21-2010, 09:27 PM
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You're on the interstate and you gotta go num.2 and there's not a rest area in sight.
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07-21-2010, 09:59 PM
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You know you are in hell...
when the movers come to move some of my furniture...pull right up in the front yard...loud noise...they have just backed into my solid brick custom made mailbox and newspaper holder. A thousand bricks imploded and my house goes on the market tomorrow. Nice.
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