you know you are in hell when....

Soft*Silver · 07-14-2010, 01:04 PM

oh god....now its Maury Povich....

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Originally Posted by softness

your back is out and you cant get off the couch and you have lost the remote and Jerry Springer comes on the channel you are stuck on....

JustBeingMe · 07-17-2010, 01:10 AM

Your dog keeps passing gas and it stinks out your home!!

Venus007 · 07-17-2010, 02:24 AM

Everyone around you is trapped in the expediency and tyranny of emotions and rationality and logic are viewed as character flaws

DamonK · 07-17-2010, 02:33 AM

When I'm back home in TX and heat index is 115

Artdecogoddess · 07-17-2010, 09:58 AM

Anytime Celery is served as a FOOD!

Blaze · 07-17-2010, 10:10 AM

When there is only "ONE" of You. And 35 medical associates

all wanting things ASAP

The first answer that comes to mind is....

Annnnnnnddddddddd you want what? When?

Cowboi · 07-17-2010, 10:14 AM

When the temp is 114 with the heat index!!!!!! My damn flip flops are gonna melt on the sidewalk!!!!

Ebon · 07-21-2010, 09:29 PM

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Originally Posted by softness

oh god....now its Maury Povich....

You are not the father!!

cinnamongrrl · 01-17-2013, 02:14 PM

When you go from having three cars to having NONE... like THAT

MsM · 01-17-2013, 03:25 PM

When every conversation with your mother ends with the "If you would just find a man to knock you up..."

No matter who often I tell her I'm gay, it's always the "you just haven't found the right one" NO, I HAVE.. you just refuse to accept her. Which breaks my heart, and hers. Which I can not abide. You've hurt me for 40 years, you will not have an opportunity to do that to my sweet sweet boy.

Soft*Silver · 11-24-2013, 10:16 PM

you realize you have neglected to push down all the storm windows and the 21 degree temps tonight are singing in thru the screens on all your windows...

and because of my shoulder surgery, my arm/shoulder does not bend to pull this off NOW.

damn hell is so friggin COLD

cinnamongrrl · 11-24-2013, 11:41 PM

hell......

when your team is down 24 points in a MUST WIN game....

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11-24-2013, 10:16 PM	#11
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