Opening up a big can of whup-ass.

[Ursy]

Now, my gentle mother never served whup-ass when we were growing up, so I have never learned the finer details of managing things when you open up a big can of whup-ass.

I have some questions and I'm wondering if some of you more knowledgeable folk could help me:

• What do you do with the left over whup-ass? Is it ok to put some plastic wrap over it and put it in the fridge?
• How long does whup-ass keep once you have opened the can?
• Does whup-ass come in smaller and medium sized cans? Is there ever a situation that does not require a big can of whup-ass, where opening up a medium-sized can of whup-ass will suffice?
• Do you serve your whup-ass hot or cold? Does it depend on what you serve it with? For example, if served with revenge (traditionally served cold), does the whup-ass have to be cold as well?
• What does it taste like?

Many thanks in advance for sharing your knowledge so generously.
I have a big can of whup-ass and I just don't know what to do with it, and I'd hate for it to go to waste.

[Mitmo01]

hahahha the best thing to do is make sure the Whoopass has enough time to disperse into the air...that way you can get the most outta your whoopass as you breathe it in and unleash on the unexpecting party lmfaooooooo


also i think if not properly disposed of Whoopass builds up until it bursts out of the can and therefore could injure the owner of said can of whoopass...

[Ursy]

Originally Posted by Mitmo01

hahahha the best thing to do is make sure the Whoopass has enough time to disperse into the air...that way you can get the most outta your whoopass as you breathe it in and unleash on the unexpecting party lmfaooooooo


also i think if not properly disposed of Whoopass builds up until it bursts out of the can and therefore could injure the owner of said can of whoopass...

Oooh, very good advice, thank you. It would be tragic to be injured by one's own can of whup-ass!

[Mitmo01]

Im of the mind that Whoopass needs to be an airborne toxic event and it needs to be served up red hot for the maximum benefit to all parties involved with said whoopass can.....

[Ursy]

Originally Posted by Mitmo01

Im of the mind that Whoopass needs to be an airborne toxic event and it needs to be served up red hot for the maximum benefit to all parties involved with said whoopass can.....

Noted, red-hot. Thank you Mitmo01

[Glenn]

95% is bad quality. It's worthless and replaceable. I have put plastic over more poor quality whup-ass than anyone in my fridge. And even with the good quality, there's no guarenntee it will store for a long time, and still be good. You have to muck through alot of shyt to find good quality whup-ass. Quality, of course, is based on individual criteria. You will create this as you gain experience. Nothing gets this Italian butch off more than using some good quality whup-ass. I just use alittle hot if someone says some stupid shyt or trys to pull some crap on me, then disappear for awhile. They'll always come back for more, so always have more.

[Diva]

There SHOULD be a recipe book...just for Whup~Ass recipes!

Here's what *I* do.....

IF, perchance, there IS any Whup~Ass remaining, I am known to toss it in my KitchenAide mixer, whipping it lightly....I find infusing a little air into pre-existing Whup~Ass makes it go further.

Then, if I find no Whup~Ass is currently needed at that time, I freeze dollops of Whup~Ass in an icecube tray. It's VERY easy to pull out the right amount of Whup~Ass needed for any occasion, dethaw quickly in the micro (oh hellz yes, Whup~Ass is only effective when raging hot) and use as needed.


I do hope this was helpful!

[Ursy]

Originally Posted by Diva

There SHOULD be a recipe book...just for Whup~Ass recipes!

Here's what *I* do.....

IF, perchance, there IS any Whup~Ass remaining, I am known to toss it in my KitchenAide mixer, whipping it lightly....I find infusing a little air into pre-existing Whup~Ass makes it go further.

Then, if I find no Whup~Ass is currently needed at that time, I freeze dollops of Whup~Ass in an icecube tray. It's VERY easy to pull out the right amount of Whup~Ass needed for any occasion, dethaw quickly in the micro (oh hellz yes, Whup~Ass is only effective when raging hot) and use as needed.


I do hope this was helpful!

O Miss Diva, I knew you would have some good advice!
I really like the ice cube tray idea. Does it affect the whup-ass negatively in any way?

[Arwen]

Originally Posted by Ursy

Many thanks in advance for sharing your knowledge so generously.
I have a big can of whup-ass and I just don't know what to do with it, and I'd hate for it to go to waste.

Dearest Ursy, I'm going to share something with you that my beloved mama taught me.

If you have left over Whup-Ass, you didn't do it right the first time. Y0u see Whup-Ass magically attaches to the thing or person you have opened it on. By holding some back, you are doing two things.

1. You are not delivering a full serving of Whup Ass as recommended by the FDA for daily intake.
2. You risk having it go bad. And that's bad. Real bad. Because Whup-Ass has to go somewhere once opened. Unused Whup-Ass can bubble over and splatter those you love. Never a pretty sight.

Now go back and use it all up like a good girl.

[Ursy]

Gosh, there is just so much more to whup-ass than I originally thought.
I must be careful!

Thank you for all the advice, good people xoxo

[Mitmo01]

also if your not careful Whoopass has a tendency to multiply so you need to watch it very carefully that it doesnt keep expanding past the original intended person for said Whoopass.....

[Gemme]

Originally Posted by Mitmo01

also if your not careful Whoopass has a tendency to multiply so you need to watch it very carefully that it doesnt keep expanding past the original intended person for said Whoopass.....

Why do I suddenly have an image of a Whoopass convoy?

[Scorp]