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Old 11-14-2009, 05:51 PM   #1
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Hey Folks,

How many of us often misheard the lyrics of a song?

I'll begin with:

1) Dido - White Flag:

The part of the lyrics when she says: Well I will go down with this ship,
And I won't put my hands up and surrender.

What I thought I heard: "and I won't pull my eyes out and surrender"

2) The Rolling Stones - Start Me Up:

What I thought I heard: "Insomnia" instead of start me up

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Old 11-14-2009, 06:15 PM   #2
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"Jose Cuervo, you are a friend of mine!"

I heard it as:

"Homesick Werewolf, you are a dented lime"
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[nomedia="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xLi39E9PbA&feature=PlayList&p=769BDA3F5B5 FEEAF&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=17"]YouTube- Redbone - Come And Get Your Love[/nomedia]

As a kid, I was sure the chorus was, "Carmen guitar love."

To this day I can't sing the right lyric.
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[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKC-A2fSQ3Y"]YouTube- Elton John - Bennie and the Jets (Live in Edinburgh, 1976)[/ame]

Elton John's Bennie and the Jets:

He says "electric boots". I always thought it was "electric boobs"
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My daughter, when she was a preschooler, sang, "Off we go, into the wild blue yonder. Flying pies, into the sky."

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an old friend thought forever in blue jeans (neil diamond) was a reverend in blue jeans
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my mom thought that song *every time you go away you take a piece of me with you* was

everytime you go away you take a piece of meat with you
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an old friend thought forever in blue jeans (neil diamond) was a reverend in blue jeans
Isn't that correct? Actually, it's just, "Reverend Blue Jeans." Like Mr. Green Jeans.
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