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01-23-2011, 07:54 AM
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01-23-2011, 07:59 AM
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The funniest baby moment in existance!!
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01-23-2011, 07:52 PM
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Our after dinner conversation in the car driving home about exactly what Elmo would or would not do for crack, using our own Elmo voices, of course.
We're fantastically brilliant sometimes. 
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01-23-2011, 08:12 PM
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ima hound dog awoowoowooooooo
Playfulfemme's post reminded me of how much i love The Lion King!
and this, from The Fox and the Hound.....
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01-23-2011, 08:45 PM
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My male cat got stuck on my fence. He decided that today he doesn't like snow. So I had to go out and get him off the fence. |
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01-23-2011, 08:55 PM
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once in a while someone amazing comes along...and here I am! 
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headlines in the local paper.....Coroner: man hit by train was standing on tracks...DUH!
I have 3 puppy loves in here Skippy is on my bed and Tashi and Willie are laying in the floor beside my desk. Skippy is much smaller than them and he thinks he's a German Shepherd. Anyway Skippy stands up on the edge of my bed and Willie stands in the floor, with his paws on the edge of my bed....they touch noses....I'm thinking this should be good...they eye each other for a few seconds and then lick each other in the nose at the same time. I cracked up I don't think this is what any of the 3 of us expected.
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01-23-2011, 09:23 PM
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Chuckles, they sound like my two. Sassy who is a 60 pound beagle/larger jack breed will kneel down on her front two legs, put her head sideways on the floor so the lil 20 pound pug/chihuahua mix can put his upper body on her head and the growling and noises that come from them you'd think they are getting ready to rip each other's head off but they are just playing, lol. They do it all the time. It cracks me up to watch them.
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01-24-2011, 05:11 PM
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This caught me offguard....
And made me think..... What if I encountered that spider, while My femme shrieked??{or boi...cuz I've met boi's who cringe @ bugs}....  
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01-24-2011, 05:54 PM
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Making my bed this morning, whenever my cat notices i'm taking the blankets off to start to make it, he'll run and jump right in the middle of the bed and wait for me to try and put the sheet on.. As soon as i flip it out to cover the bed, he runs from one corner to the next, attacking the corners and then he settles in the middle of the bed so the sheet covers him... Then i'll lay the blankets down and he'll lay there for awhile, all snuggled and warm, until he decides he wants out - and messes my bed up trying to get out LOL.
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01-24-2011, 07:03 PM
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My sister being silly watching The Wiggles on youtube
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01-24-2011, 08:05 PM
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Untangling the dog from a bush he was conducting "business" with this afternoon...poor lil' fella
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01-24-2011, 09:24 PM
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Learning that someone didn't know what Baby Spring Mix was...LOL
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01-24-2011, 09:38 PM
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I recently got ADDICTED to the new show on Showtime called Shameless so I watched the last two episodes on demand and now I am convinced that show is pure genius.....
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01-25-2011, 12:16 PM
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that everytime my cell rings, or i get a text message, it sounds like rice krispies..
LOL i dropped my cell in water, few nights ago, it's dried out now, but instead of my ringtone, or the sound it usually makes when i get a text message, i hear some cracklin' and snappin'... that can't be good, but leave it to me lol.. so now each time i get messages or calls, i am crackin' up. i have a feeling i wont get my sounds back, and will be upgrading my phone soon perhaps LOL oy!
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01-25-2011, 01:28 PM
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Watching my cat try to get the very last drop of yogurt out of the quart container! Then laughing at her yogurt covered face.
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01-25-2011, 07:48 PM
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Have you met my parents? Ummm so much for a nice quiet evening...........again.
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01-26-2011, 07:55 PM
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As I merged off of the main road this afternoon I noticed the car in front of me had his right turn signal still blinking. That is pretty normal, a lot of people forget to turn it off after the turn which is really a fork in the road.
I followed the car probably 7 miles out blinker still flashing and he suddenly slammed on breaks........a rafter of turkeys had walked out in the road in front of him....all I can figure is they must have thought he was turning too...shrugs......so after they strutted across the road, the car pulled on off and turned his blinker off.
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01-26-2011, 08:16 PM
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I'm a country bumpkin and have encountered wild turkeys before..... But what is a rafter of turkeys? I thought your rafters were in the attic? Is there a rafter of turkeys in the attic along with a gaggle of geese? If so, you better get the pooper scooper!! Ohhhh...and how do you pull a car on off the road? Is it on... or is it off... or is that a nice way of saying the guy swerved on and off the road to keep from hitting the turkeys? What cracked Sweet up today..... Blade and Sweet always have such fun at home picking and laughing at each other on how we "talk" or say funny things. 
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01-27-2011, 04:12 AM
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01-27-2011, 06:51 PM
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A man was just coming out of anesthesia after a series of tests in the hospital, and his wife was sitting at his bedside. His eye fluttered open and he murmured, "You're beautiful." Flattered the wife continued her vigil while he drifted back to sleep. Later, her husband woke up and said, "You're cute." Startled, she asked him, "What happened to beautiful?" "The drugs are wearing off," he replied.
----------------------------------------------------------------------- A couple came upon a wishing well. The wife leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The husband decided to make a wish too. But he leaned over too much, fell into the well and drowned. The wife was stunned for a moment but then smiled, "It really works!"
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