What Cracked You Up Today?

Blade · 01-26-2011, 07:55 PM

As I merged off of the main road this afternoon I noticed the car in front of me had his right turn signal still blinking. That is pretty normal, a lot of people forget to turn it off after the turn which is really a fork in the road.

I followed the car probably 7 miles out blinker still flashing and he suddenly slammed on breaks........a rafter of turkeys had walked out in the road in front of him....all I can figure is they must have thought he was turning too...shrugs......so after they strutted across the road, the car pulled on off and turned his blinker off.

Kenna · 01-26-2011, 08:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Blade

As I merged off of the main road this afternoon I noticed the car in front of me had his right turn signal still blinking. That is pretty normal, a lot of people forget to turn it off after the turn which is really a fork in the road.

I followed the car probably 7 miles out blinker still flashing and he suddenly slammed on breaks........a rafter of turkeys had walked out in the road in front of him....all I can figure is they must have thought he was turning too...shrugs......so after they strutted across the road, the car pulled on off and turned his blinker off.

I'm a country bumpkin and have encountered wild turkeys before.....
But what is a rafter of turkeys? I thought your rafters were in the attic? Is there a rafter of turkeys in the attic along with a gaggle of geese? If so, you better get the pooper scooper!!

Ohhhh...and how do you pull a car on off the road? Is it on... or is it off... or is that a nice way of saying the guy swerved on and off the road to keep from hitting the turkeys?

What cracked Sweet up today..... Blade and Sweet always have such fun at home picking and laughing at each other on how we "talk" or say funny things.

Blade · 01-27-2011, 04:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Blade

As I merged off of the main road this afternoon I noticed the car in front of me had his right turn signal still blinking. That is pretty normal, a lot of people forget to turn it off after the turn which is really a fork in the road.

I followed the car probably 7 miles out blinker still flashing and he suddenly slammed on breaks........a rafter of turkeys had walked out in the road in front of him....all I can figure is they must have thought he was turning too...shrugs......so after they strutted across the road, the car pulled on off and turned his blinker off.

ok so I was exhausted and missed this one LOL I'm just suprised "HSIN" didn't call me out on this one, she's slipping

01-26-2011, 07:55 PM	#1
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