Ass Pirate Support Group - Page 5

Eddie · 11-10-2009, 08:25 PM

Fudge anyone?

IrishGrrl · 11-11-2009, 03:09 PM

wow. All this ass pirating goin on..

fudge? I"ll have nuts in mine thanks.

Seriously, I"ve been gone for a few days, and this thread made my eyes tear up with laughter, and made me realize you are all my family...every last ass pirate.

LUFF YOU!!

littlestpirate

Bootboi · 11-11-2009, 03:16 PM

Just saying I think "Asshatery" could definitely work into the Ass Pirate thread. I cannot help but chuckle everytime I see the thread title.

Oh and that picture below.........

Semantics · 11-11-2009, 03:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deadyboy

I have posted this a few times but will be happy again to say, you must look inside the "lunchbox" to know what it is to be an ass pirate. AHoy

Oh.

Is this the support group for people lucky enough to have had a glimpse inside?

I'm Semantics and Deady showed me the contents against my will.

That's my story and I'm stickin' to it!

MrSunshine · 11-11-2009, 03:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Semantics

Oh.

Is this the support group for people lucky enough to have had a glimpse inside?

I'm Semantics and Deady showed me the contents against my will.

That's my story and I'm stickin' to it!

Sucka......

MrSunshine · 11-11-2009, 03:45 PM

I have not yet begun the pm bombings of the lunchbox since joining this site. Feel blessed, very blessed

The_Lady_Snow · 11-11-2009, 03:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eddie

Fudge anyone?

The_Lady_Snow · 11-11-2009, 04:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bootboi

Just saying I think "Asshatery" could definitely work into the Ass Pirate thread. I cannot help but chuckle everytime I see the thread title.

Oh and that picture below.........

Ass hats... Should never be part of fashion...

WolfyOne · 11-11-2009, 06:30 PM

I was on hiatus yesterday because of that night time so you can rest well medicine only to come back here, read more and laugh until I coughed and coughed and coughed'

BTW, Snowy, I'm not sure shock is the right word for that last photo. I must not have enough cold medicine in me. I'm going back for another shot and then I'll need to look at that ass hat again

NJFemmie · 11-12-2009, 02:22 PM

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Originally Posted by SuperFemme

For some reason, I am thinking Salad Shooter.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Novelafemme

<blink>

whispers...i do believe you might mean "salad tosser"???

Thank God "salad shredder" was not implied.....

LOL

NJFemmie · 11-12-2009, 02:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WolfyOne

I was on hiatus yesterday because of that night time so you can rest well medicine only to come back here, read more and laugh until I coughed and coughed and coughed'

Aww... still feeling sick?? We hope you feel better soon. Tell R we said hi

SuperFemme · 11-12-2009, 02:26 PM

Pretty lady just named my butt plug. Swoon.

Eddie · 11-13-2009, 11:53 AM

Ass Piracy will be happening. Hooray for raping and pillaging!

With consent of course

MrSunshine · 11-13-2009, 04:50 PM

Ass Pirate support group! I got wood

SuperFemme · 11-13-2009, 04:52 PM

How many times do I have to tell you that the peg leg doesn't count? TskTsk

MrSunshine · 11-13-2009, 04:54 PM

does so...........

SuperFemme · 11-13-2009, 05:02 PM

Please don't make me use MY peg leg on you.

MrSunshine · 11-13-2009, 05:03 PM

yer peg leg uses

evolveme · 11-13-2009, 05:04 PM

Use the hook instead.

MrSunshine · 11-13-2009, 05:26 PM

The hook causes snags

11-13-2009, 05:04 PM	#99
evolveme Member How Do You Identify?: honeysuckle venom Preferred Pronoun?: a pistol and a sugar cane Relationship Status: I promise to aid and abet Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: in between poems where ceilings are floors and joe ghost floats achromatic toward day Posts: 514 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 229 Thanked 736 Times in 228 Posts Rep Power: 503698	Use the hook instead. __________________ Class, race, sexuality, gender and all other categories by which we categorize and dismiss each other need to be excavated from the inside. - Dorothy Allison

11-10-2009, 08:25 PM	#81
Eddie Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: Don't matter Relationship Status: Meh Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Why is it hot in here and what am I doing in this hand basket Posts: 151 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1 Thanked 67 Times in 27 Posts Rep Power: 219425	Fudge anyone?

11-11-2009, 03:09 PM	#82
IrishGrrl Member How Do You Identify?: Queer Femme Leatherdyke Preferred Pronoun?: She/her Relationship Status: In a relationship/non-monogamous Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Fort Worth, TX Posts: 877 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 276 Thanked 1,209 Times in 366 Posts Rep Power: 2427288	wow. All this ass pirating goin on.. fudge? I"ll have nuts in mine thanks. Seriously, I"ve been gone for a few days, and this thread made my eyes tear up with laughter, and made me realize you are all my family...every last ass pirate. LUFF YOU!! littlestpirate

11-11-2009, 03:16 PM	#83
Bootboi Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Bear Preferred Pronoun?: Mister Bear.. lol actually whatever not a big deal to me. Relationship Status: Solo sauntering along Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Minneapolis, Minnesota Posts: 216 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 127 Thanked 327 Times in 107 Posts Rep Power: 2089260	Just saying I think "Asshatery" could definitely work into the Ass Pirate thread. I cannot help but chuckle everytime I see the thread title. Oh and that picture below.........

11-11-2009, 03:45 PM	#86
MrSunshine Senior Member How Do You Identify?: The Gardner Preferred Pronoun?: Ummmm Relationship Status: Nah Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Sunshine State, State of Sunshine Posts: 2,616 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,577 Thanked 3,891 Times in 1,155 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	I have not yet begun the pm bombings of the lunchbox since joining this site. Feel blessed, very blessed

11-11-2009, 06:30 PM	#89
WolfyOne Magically Delicious How Do You Identify?: Gentle Butch Relationship Status: Single and content Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Minnesota Posts: 6,558 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 22,052 Thanked 15,397 Times in 4,140 Posts Rep Power: 21474858	I was on hiatus yesterday because of that night time so you can rest well medicine only to come back here, read more and laugh until I coughed and coughed and coughed' BTW, Snowy, I'm not sure shock is the right word for that last photo. I must not have enough cold medicine in me. I'm going back for another shot and then I'll need to look at that ass hat again

11-12-2009, 02:26 PM	#92
SuperFemme Timed Out How Do You Identify?: Permanently Banned 10/24/2010 Preferred Pronoun?: She. Relationship Status: Married (one of 18,000) Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Atascadero, CA Posts: 4,933 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,309 Thanked 7,108 Times in 2,327 Posts Rep Power: 0	Pretty lady just named my butt plug. Swoon.

11-13-2009, 11:53 AM	#93
Eddie Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: Don't matter Relationship Status: Meh Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Why is it hot in here and what am I doing in this hand basket Posts: 151 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1 Thanked 67 Times in 27 Posts Rep Power: 219425	Ass Piracy will be happening. Hooray for raping and pillaging! With consent of course

11-13-2009, 04:50 PM	#94
MrSunshine Senior Member How Do You Identify?: The Gardner Preferred Pronoun?: Ummmm Relationship Status: Nah Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Sunshine State, State of Sunshine Posts: 2,616 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,577 Thanked 3,891 Times in 1,155 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	Ass Pirate support group! I got wood

11-13-2009, 04:52 PM	#95
SuperFemme Timed Out How Do You Identify?: Permanently Banned 10/24/2010 Preferred Pronoun?: She. Relationship Status: Married (one of 18,000) Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Atascadero, CA Posts: 4,933 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,309 Thanked 7,108 Times in 2,327 Posts Rep Power: 0	How many times do I have to tell you that the peg leg doesn't count? TskTsk

11-13-2009, 04:54 PM	#96
MrSunshine Senior Member How Do You Identify?: The Gardner Preferred Pronoun?: Ummmm Relationship Status: Nah Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Sunshine State, State of Sunshine Posts: 2,616 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,577 Thanked 3,891 Times in 1,155 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	does so...........

11-13-2009, 05:02 PM	#97
SuperFemme Timed Out How Do You Identify?: Permanently Banned 10/24/2010 Preferred Pronoun?: She. Relationship Status: Married (one of 18,000) Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Atascadero, CA Posts: 4,933 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,309 Thanked 7,108 Times in 2,327 Posts Rep Power: 0	Please don't make me use MY peg leg on you.

11-13-2009, 05:03 PM	#98
MrSunshine Senior Member How Do You Identify?: The Gardner Preferred Pronoun?: Ummmm Relationship Status: Nah Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Sunshine State, State of Sunshine Posts: 2,616 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,577 Thanked 3,891 Times in 1,155 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	yer peg leg uses

11-13-2009, 05:26 PM	#100
MrSunshine Senior Member How Do You Identify?: The Gardner Preferred Pronoun?: Ummmm Relationship Status: Nah Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Sunshine State, State of Sunshine Posts: 2,616 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,577 Thanked 3,891 Times in 1,155 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	The hook causes snags