Wadder - Folder - Crumpler! - Page 2

NJFemmie · 08-03-2011, 08:59 AM

I scrunch. I enjoy that multi-dimensional wiping sensation.

NJFemmie · 08-03-2011, 09:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by puregrrl

Save money and landfills, a bidet is the answer!

We have one. But nothing says lovin' like a ball of scrunched paper.

NJFemmie · 08-03-2011, 09:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dixielady

Trust me, the dixieboo did NOT really wonder about others' ass wiping methods. I just suggested a poll when 'Dusa said she was "taking stock" of the subject. See? I get blamed for the shittiest things. *snicker*

<---this face feels oh so right at the moment

No need to be embarrassed. You're among "friends".

*chucking and pointing as I walk away*

dark_crystal · 08-03-2011, 09:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by puregrrl

Save money and landfills, a bidet is the answer!

totally wanted to rip the bidet out of our hotel room in Rome so i could bring it home with me (apartment mgr will not install

)

durrrrrrrr · 08-03-2011, 04:10 PM

Elaine's can you spare a square?

WolfyOne · 08-03-2011, 04:22 PM

This thread has me cracking up

I'm a folder
I'm even particular about the TP I use at home
Doesn't ever matter what is on sale when I run low and go out to buy it

DapperButch · 08-03-2011, 05:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by durrrrrrrr

Elaine's can you spare a square?

I say this all the time! ha!

Gemme · 08-03-2011, 08:51 PM

I can't vote because my option is not there.

scootebaby · 08-04-2011, 10:09 AM

so i tried the test...crumple vs fold....seems to me that u dont get to use as mucg of the paper if u crumple as u do folding....or maybe i wadded instead of crumpled---as for time consuming on the folding you do it as you do your business---its called multitasking--i seem to have an issue with having to do more than one thing at a time ALL the time.

DapperButch · 08-04-2011, 10:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scootebaby

so i tried the test...crumple vs fold....seems to me that u dont get to use as mucg of the paper if u crumple as u do folding....or maybe i wadded instead of crumpled---as for time consuming on the folding you do it as you do your business---its called multitasking--i seem to have an issue with having to do more than one thing at a time ALL the time.

Told ya'll!

Actually, I said crumpled, when really I should have said wadded. Medusa, I think that we need a definition of the terms, please! What is crumpled?

tapu · 08-04-2011, 07:04 PM

I just use my hand and then wipe it off.

Christ! I'm joking! Can't anyone tell when I'm joking?!

DapperButch · 08-04-2011, 07:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tapu

I just use my hand and then wipe it off.

Christ! I'm joking! Can't anyone tell when I'm joking?!

No.

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P.S.
I thought that wad and crumple were in different categories when I sought out definitions.

Apocalipstic · 08-05-2011, 03:51 PM

DEfinitely Origami

AtLast · 08-06-2011, 07:34 AM

Wrapper....

Jessica · 08-07-2011, 06:33 PM

Haha clogger here-TP does not last long in my house

EnderD_503 · 08-12-2011, 04:31 PM

Tree bark, ftw!

JoSchmooze · 08-14-2011, 10:45 AM

Isn't it time for a new poll yet? How many answers ya gotta have?

Duchess · 08-14-2011, 11:08 AM

Just so you know Dixie, I start with a neat dry fold and then I follow up with a baby wipe. Don't like the dingleberries.

Medusa · 08-14-2011, 02:25 PM

Ok - I think I should win a trophy just because Duchess used the word "dingleberries"! LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!

View Poll Results: When it comes to toilet paper, do you:
Fold it neatly	29	25.22%
Wad/Crumple/Scrunch	34	29.57%
Wrap it around your hand	18	15.65%
Prefer Baby Wipes over toilet paper	6	5.22%
Make Origami out of it	5	4.35%
Use exactly one square to save the environment	0	0%
It doesn't matter because I use so much I plug the toilet every time	2	1.74%
Forget it - You prefer to drip-dry!	1	0.87%
Toilet paper is for weaklings, give me the tree bark!	3	2.61%
I refuse to talk about this!	17	14.78%
Voters: 115. You may not vote on this poll

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08-03-2011, 04:10 PM	#25
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08-03-2011, 04:22 PM	#26
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08-03-2011, 08:51 PM	#28
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08-04-2011, 10:09 AM	#29
scootebaby Timed Out How Do You Identify?: yes dear Preferred Pronoun?: she Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: south florida Posts: 2,494 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,264 Thanked 6,737 Times in 1,777 Posts Rep Power: 0	so i tried the test...crumple vs fold....seems to me that u dont get to use as mucg of the paper if u crumple as u do folding....or maybe i wadded instead of crumpled---as for time consuming on the folding you do it as you do your business---its called multitasking--i seem to have an issue with having to do more than one thing at a time ALL the time.

08-04-2011, 07:04 PM	#31
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08-05-2011, 03:51 PM	#33
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08-06-2011, 07:34 AM	#34
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08-07-2011, 06:33 PM	#35
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08-12-2011, 04:31 PM	#36
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08-14-2011, 10:45 AM	#37
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08-14-2011, 11:08 AM	#38
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08-14-2011, 02:25 PM	#39
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