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| Fold it neatly |
   
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29 | 25.22% |
| Wad/Crumple/Scrunch |
  
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34 | 29.57% |
| Wrap it around your hand |
  
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18 | 15.65% |
| Prefer Baby Wipes over toilet paper |
  
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6 | 5.22% |
| Make Origami out of it |
  
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5 | 4.35% |
| Use exactly one square to save the environment |
  
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0 | 0% |
| It doesn't matter because I use so much I plug the toilet every time |
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2 | 1.74% |
| Forget it - You prefer to drip-dry! |
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1 | 0.87% |
| Toilet paper is for weaklings, give me the tree bark! |
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3 | 2.61% |
| I refuse to talk about this! |
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17 | 14.78% |
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08-02-2011, 09:32 PM
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Save money and landfills, a bidet is the answer!
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08-02-2011, 09:35 PM
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I'm cracking up over whoever picked "tree bark"...lol
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08-02-2011, 09:38 PM
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Always a folder here. A neat n tidy folder...
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08-02-2011, 09:59 PM
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I too had a bidet one time. Apparently it was for the cats to fight over so they could sit next to whoever happened to be on the toilet and stare at them so's they COULDN'T do what they were there for.
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08-02-2011, 10:06 PM
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I'm a folder, takes a couple seconds and I'm done :P
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That would be me 'cause I'm an ass.
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had a bidet at one time...i just felt dirty AND wet....im a folder--easier to control.
<--knows this face belongs elsewhere,but just feels right at this momentwhy does Dixieboo care how others wipe their ass? i mean i have wondered A LOT of things,but i have to say this was NOT one of them! |
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totally wanted to rip the bidet out of our hotel room in Rome so i could bring it home with me (apartment mgr will not install
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Seinfeld episode
Elaine's can you spare a square?
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This thread has me cracking up
I'm a folder I'm even particular about the TP I use at home Doesn't ever matter what is on sale when I run low and go out to buy it
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