only another butch would understand

[Mister Bent]

Originally Posted by betenoire

So, at what point during this cage match do you decide which one of you gets to pitch and who gets to catch? Cuz you and I both know that eye contact followed by wrasslin' is all about sexual tension.


Where -is- Bob, anyway? I tried to call Bob the other day but didn't get an answer because Bob was cooking and apparently elbow-deep in breadcrumbs. Whatever the hell -that- is a euphemism for.

Gross

Apparently Bob won the cage match, but needs to be advised that breadcrumbs make terrible lube.

Originally Posted by Hack

Knuckle bump? WTF?

When we meet, it will be the leaping chest bump.

It's like butch ballet, man.

Yeah. That's going to be a real graceful moment for two guys over 40.

Let's make sure no video cameras are present.