How do you know when you are getting older?

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When you reach for something on a back burner or turn a dial on the stove and realize if you're not careful your boob is going to fall in the dutch oven or grace something you've got cooking/boiling/frying away on the front burner. No more cooking in the nude if you need to use all four burners at once, those days are gone.