How do you know when you are getting older?

homoe · 02-07-2018, 01:24 PM

You go to thread a needle and you can't.............

Kobi · 02-08-2018, 07:54 AM

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Originally Posted by homoe

You go to thread a needle and you can't.............

This make me chuckle.

After doing my laundry, I discovered I needed to darn a sock. I ran out of the pre-threaded needle kits I have become very fond of - can get them on Amazon.

Was forced to try and thread a needle with an eye the size of my head. Much easier but the larger needles challenge the integrity of the material aka make more holes.

Sometimes it is just easier to buy new socks.

kittygrrl · 02-08-2018, 11:07 AM

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Originally Posted by homoe

You go to thread a needle and you can't.............

try looking at a needle with different strengths of pharmacy reading glasses, and buy that pair..been there, done that

LeftWriteFemme · 02-09-2018, 08:31 PM

CherryWine · 02-09-2018, 10:26 PM

I just plucked an almost inch long white hair from my cheek that I swear was not there yesterday. What is up with that?

JDeere · 02-09-2018, 10:54 PM

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Originally Posted by CherryWine

I just plucked an almost inch long white hair from my cheek that I swear was not there yesterday. What is up with that?

I have them on my chin, so I totally feel you on this!

cathexis · 02-10-2018, 12:20 AM

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I have them on my chin, so I totally feel you on this!

Am virtually a sasquatch, really feel you on that (long time ago lol)

JDeere · 02-10-2018, 01:30 AM

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Originally Posted by cathexis

Am virtually a sasquatch, really feel you on that (long time ago lol)

I pluck em then shave lol

Kätzchen · 02-10-2018, 10:37 AM

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Originally Posted by CherryWine

I just plucked an almost inch long white hair from my cheek that I swear was not there yesterday. What is up with that?

hee hee hee.....

Or,,,,,,,you could be like me and have brand new glasses *AND* an mirror that magnifies 8-times and still can't see. *LOL*

That's not so much about age as it most likely is problematic vision issues, but hey, I'm alive, past the age of 55, and happy to be present.

Blade · 02-10-2018, 11:39 AM

When Saturday mornings are filled with listening to '70's music while fixing breakfast, washing dishes and relaxing. Instead of cartoons, little league games and where are we going and are we there yet

JDeere · 02-10-2018, 12:57 PM

When you no longer care how much a hair cut costs!

Gemme · 11-28-2019, 08:08 AM

When you have to increase the font on the computer, while you are wearing your glasses.

Chad · 11-28-2019, 08:27 AM

My hair is going grey and I think that I am shrinking. Haha!

kittygrrl · 11-28-2019, 12:53 PM

i like parades.......................i've never liked them before

homoe · 11-29-2019, 07:08 AM

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Dietary restrictions.....

kittygrrl · 11-29-2019, 09:30 AM

(you look for)Large Print

Blade · 06-26-2020, 07:48 PM

When your retirement age Dr says you're getting on up there

C0LLETTE · 06-26-2020, 08:38 PM

People like to say " Oh age is only a number, it's all in your head"

What tiresome bullshit!

Your body does age, weaken, whatever...so does your brain, btw...

But here's my secret to success...and I've surprisingly managed it quite well:

1. Never do any sports. Screws up your knees, you'll be sorry later.

2. Smoke, the tar will hold you together quite nicely

3. Drink alcohol, preferably beer...it'll fatten you up and that will help you fight off osteoporosis.

4. Love your grandkids but ignore your children and stop asking yourself how you produced such dullards.

Blade · 08-13-2020, 02:08 PM

When filling out online forms and you have to scroll and scroll to find your birth year

Orema · 08-13-2020, 02:23 PM

When you reminisce about the good old days when weed was named for the region it came from: Maui Wowee, Acapulco Gold, Thai Stick, Jamaican, Mexican, home grown.

02-09-2018, 08:31 PM	#4
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