Puregrrl! 1987 called and wants its music back (Happy birthday)!

Bob · 07-19-2010, 08:29 PM

Dear 'puregrrl' (if that is your real name),

I don't know if you'll actually see this, since you're probably busy posting crappy music in the 'What are you listening to now' thread, but I (and others) wanted to wish you a happy birthday!

It's difficult to find the right words and images to do this sort of thing justice. I found this, for example:

And it reminded me of you! Because you totes do that, except not intentionally, and not always around teenagers.

You're pretty square, puregrrl. You're kinda un-hip and a you're a poster child for stuffwhitepeoplelike.com (especially the one about the Toyota Prius, even though it's a Honda.)

But you're also a good and decent human being. You have a kind and generous heart. If you're occasionally a tad literal-minded, you still have an empathetic soul moved by music and people and cupcakes. You have friends, of which I am grateful to be one.

So happy birthday, puregrrl! The world's a better place with you in it!

And now, a serenade from one of your favorite crappy bands.

P.S.: Please present yourself tomorrow morning at 2525 Bardstown Road.

07-19-2010, 08:29 PM	#1
Bob Member How Do You Identify?: Jackass. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: In your mom. Posts: 144 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 15 Thanked 288 Times in 92 Posts Rep Power: 29242	Puregrrl! 1987 called and wants its music back (Happy birthday)! Dear 'puregrrl' (if that is your real name), I don't know if you'll actually see this, since you're probably busy posting crappy music in the 'What are you listening to now' thread, but I (and others) wanted to wish you a happy birthday! It's difficult to find the right words and images to do this sort of thing justice. I found this, for example: And it reminded me of you! Because you totes do that, except not intentionally, and not always around teenagers. You're pretty square, puregrrl. You're kinda un-hip and a you're a poster child for stuffwhitepeoplelike.com (especially the one about the Toyota Prius, even though it's a Honda.) But you're also a good and decent human being. You have a kind and generous heart. If you're occasionally a tad literal-minded, you still have an empathetic soul moved by music and people and cupcakes. You have friends, of which I am grateful to be one. So happy birthday, puregrrl! The world's a better place with you in it! And now, a serenade from one of your favorite crappy bands. P.S.: Please present yourself tomorrow morning at 2525 Bardstown Road.