A Blast From The Past:

[diamondrose]

Originally Posted by little_ms_sunshyne

I was 18 and visiting my parents for Christmas Vacation from college. Now I had just discovered vibrators and had never had an orgasm until the day I bought it. ANYHOW, seeing as this was the case, I could not bare to part with it. So what did I do? I took it home with me. When I arrive at my parents' house. I put my suitcase down. My then 7 yr old brother trips over my suitcase. Room gets quiet because everyone is trying to figure out what that BUZZING SOUND is. Of course I knew. But tried to play it off. My 7 yr old brother was kind enough to point out that it was coming from my suitcase. My dad (the pastor) reached into my suitcase and pulled out a glittery, hot pink, swirled like an ice cream cone VIBRATOR. Everyone kinda stands there in shock, when my little brother say " Hey I saw one of those things on that show dad watches on TV"

that was so funny .

I have a similar story..

A few years back, I purchased a new bed. Being that I worked evenings, I was home for the delivery of our new bed. Before moving it, the delivery guys removed my old bed. When they lifted the mattress off the boxspring, I was mortified to see that I had totally forgetten I had wedge "gadgets" between the mattress and the boxspring a few weeks before. In my mind I was totally embrassed and was trying to come up with a not so obvious way to hide them .. all the while I am trying to stay calm and normal. I don't know if the guys saw them, because I don't understand Spanish!