A Blast From The Past:

[diamondrose]

Originally Posted by little_ms_sunshyne

I was 18 and visiting my parents for Christmas Vacation from college. Now I had just discovered vibrators and had never had an orgasm until the day I bought it. ANYHOW, seeing as this was the case, I could not bare to part with it. So what did I do? I took it home with me. When I arrive at my parents' house. I put my suitcase down. My then 7 yr old brother trips over my suitcase. Room gets quiet because everyone is trying to figure out what that BUZZING SOUND is. Of course I knew. But tried to play it off. My 7 yr old brother was kind enough to point out that it was coming from my suitcase. My dad (the pastor) reached into my suitcase and pulled out a glittery, hot pink, swirled like an ice cream cone VIBRATOR. Everyone kinda stands there in shock, when my little brother say " Hey I saw one of those things on that show dad watches on TV"

that was so funny .

I have a similar story..

A few years back, I purchased a new bed. Being that I worked evenings, I was home for the delivery of our new bed. Before moving it, the delivery guys removed my old bed. When they lifted the mattress off the boxspring, I was mortified to see that I had totally forgetten I had wedge "gadgets" between the mattress and the boxspring a few weeks before. In my mind I was totally embrassed and was trying to come up with a not so obvious way to hide them .. all the while I am trying to stay calm and normal. I don't know if the guys saw them, because I don't understand Spanish!

[DomnNC]

Originally Posted by diamondrose

that was so funny .

I have a similar story..

A few years back, I purchased a new bed. Being that I worked evenings, I was home for the delivery of our new bed. Before moving it, the delivery guys removed my old bed. When they lifted the mattress off the boxspring, I was mortified to see that I had totally forgetten I had wedge "gadgets" between the mattress and the boxspring a few weeks before. In my mind I was totally embrassed and was trying to come up with a not so obvious way to hide them .. all the while I am trying to stay calm and normal. I don't know if the guys saw them, because I don't understand Spanish!

Oh, they saw em alright! lmfao, ya'll gals are too funny with your toy stories!!

[Gemme]

Originally Posted by little_ms_sunshyne

I was 18 and visiting my parents for Christmas Vacation from college. Now I had just discovered vibrators and had never had an orgasm until the day I bought it. ANYHOW, seeing as this was the case, I could not bare to part with it. So what did I do? I took it home with me. When I arrive at my parents' house. I put my suitcase down. My then 7 yr old brother trips over my suitcase. Room gets quiet because everyone is trying to figure out what that BUZZING SOUND is. Of course I knew. But tried to play it off. My 7 yr old brother was kind enough to point out that it was coming from my suitcase. My dad (the pastor) reached into my suitcase and pulled out a glittery, hot pink, swirled like an ice cream cone VIBRATOR. Everyone kinda stands there in shock, when my little brother say " Hey I saw one of those things on that show dad watches on TV"

*patiently waiting on Diva to come in and tell her Samsonite story*

Technically, it's not *her* story but it happened in her house, so I think that counts.

[Strappie]

So a few years back.... I had bought some things in Vegas (I had been dating a girl from there) It was time for me to get to the airport... so I had packed my things and off I went. I check in, then get to security and send my carry on into the shoot.... it gets stopped... they pull me aside and say.. do you have any knives ect. in your bag, I'm like.. Heaven's No... then they ask Can we look inside (like what would they do if I had said no?) lol Now mind you I still have no clue why they are stopping me...

So this older gentleman in his umm 60's pulls something outta my bag.. and says.. "I found it" I looked at him as he is holding my dick over his head waving it in the air.. another lady from the security comes "running" from the other side of the security line.. telling him to put it down.. (as if it was a gun, lol) she gets him to put it down (meanwhile I am mortified ) she says to me.. that isn't it is it.. I say NO... She says do you know what it is.... I say Yes....(cause NOW I remember)

I forgot to put the Hand cuff's into the suitcase!!

I was MORTIFIED!!

[MasterWolf]

Originally Posted by Strappie

So a few years back.... I had bought some things in Vegas (I had been dating a girl from there) It was time for me to get to the airport... so I had packed my things and off I went. I check in, then get to security and send my carry on into the shoot.... it gets stopped... they pull me aside and say.. do you have any knives ect. in your bag, I'm like.. Heaven's No... then they ask Can we look inside (like what would they do if I had said no?) lol Now mind you I still have no clue why they are stopping me...

So this older gentleman in his umm 60's pulls something outta my bag.. and says.. "I found it" I looked at him as he is holding my dick over his head waving it in the air.. another lady from the security comes "running" from the other side of the security line.. telling him to put it down.. (as if it was a gun, lol) she gets him to put it down (meanwhile I am mortified ) she says to me.. that isn't it is it.. I say NO... She says do you know what it is.... I say Yes....(cause NOW I remember)

I forgot to put the Hand cuff's into the suitcase!!

I was MORTIFIED!!

LOL... lord... I am not sure how I would have reacted to my dick being waved around the airport!

2 years ago coming back from an event, I had forgotten that I packed a singletail in my rolling laptop bag. We get to security and all of the sudden there are 3 of them pointing at the screen while my laptop bag is being xrayed. One guy says 'i think i know what it is'...I had no clue what was up, figuring the tangle of cords etc must have looked confusing.

I get called out of line to another area where they use some kind of wipes on my hands and the outside of the bag before opening it.... and of course, there is my 3' singletail. The one guard takes it out and says, "yep I thought so!" and proceeds to throw AND crack it! I said 'wow, nice...you must have used one before.' He got all embarrassed and said, 'nope, never touched one'...put everything back in the bag and handed it all back to me.... yeah...right...sure he hadn't! LOL

peace

Wolf

[MasterWolf]

Originally Posted by diamondrose

that was so funny .

I have a similar story..

A few years back, I purchased a new bed. Being that I worked evenings, I was home for the delivery of our new bed. Before moving it, the delivery guys removed my old bed. When they lifted the mattress off the boxspring, I was mortified to see that I had totally forgetten I had wedge "gadgets" between the mattress and the boxspring a few weeks before. In my mind I was totally embrassed and was trying to come up with a not so obvious way to hide them .. all the while I am trying to stay calm and normal. I don't know if the guys saw them, because I don't understand Spanish!

LOL thank you for sharing these incidents... I needed a laugh tonight because I am sooo frustrated at not being able to sleep...and it brought to mind two similar incidents that cracked me up.

One was when a Butch femme couple I was friends with brought their 5 yr old twins over to spend the day. We put the kids in my bedroom which had a loveseat & tv & videos to amuse them. We were sitting in the dining room when one of them came out, holding one of my larger cocks against his forehead like a unicorn horn! He says, in all kinds of cuteness, "Mommy why does Uncle Wolf have boy parts in the drawers under his bed?"

I cant remember what explanation was given, but i learned my lesson... I thought... of allowing children alone in any room with drawers to explore if I didn't want to have to explain things that really are a bit hard for a kid to understand.

A couple of years later, I had been living in a friends basement and was in the process of moving out. My bed is a huge sleigh bed with drawers under it, and I had planned on going back to take it apart on the day we rented the uhaul. My 'vanilla family of choice" decided to help the day before, and dad, brother, and 15 yr old nephew decided to take the bed apart for me... I had not emptied the drawers yet... imagine their surprise when they removed the mattress and platform & saw not only an assortment of cocks, vibes, lube, et al...but handcuffs, clamps, knives and some assorted floggers/crops etc!

When I got there with the truck, my sister was cracking up and told me that my 28 year old 'brother-in-law' was probably scarred for life! He was so embarrassed that he spent most of the day blushing! My 'dad' & 'nephew' didn't skip a beat, though I did get a bit of teasing...

Now, when there are kids in the house every other weekend, I have locks not only on the bedroom door, but on my closet as well, and the more...scary items are stored in a locked craftsman tool bench in the bedroom. (It has been interesting explaining to some vanilla friends why I have a tool bench in the bedroom!)

peace

Wolf