What Cracked You Up Today?

Blade · 01-28-2011, 06:16 PM

I went to Aldi's to shop today. You have to pay a quarter for a cart and when you return it and hook it back to the other carts it gives you your quarter back.

I go to the buggy area and put my quarter in and it wouldn't let me have a buggy but it let me have 2 buggies. I fought and fought with the buggy to try to get my quarter back so I could get a single buggy.

A lady came up and she held one end of the buggies and I had the other end, at the same time we jerked the shit out of the buggies in opposite directions, all to no avail the buggies didn't come apart and I couldn't get my quarter back so I could get another buggy.

The lady went on into the store and suddenly I realized I had stuck the quarter in the 2nd buggy not the first one that is why it gave me 2 buggies instead of one. DUH!!!! Did I feel like a dork or what? I went on inside and the lady saw me and said oh I see you finally got a buggy. I said yes Ma'am. She said how'd you get it? I told her and we both about wet the floor in the store. I raised up my bangs and said do I have STUPID written up there?

01-28-2011, 06:16 PM	#11
Blade Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: TG Preferred Pronoun?: He Relationship Status: once in a while someone amazing comes along...and here I am! Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Down on the farm Posts: 5,501 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,855 Thanked 14,414 Times in 4,058 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	I went to Aldi's to shop today. You have to pay a quarter for a cart and when you return it and hook it back to the other carts it gives you your quarter back. I go to the buggy area and put my quarter in and it wouldn't let me have a buggy but it let me have 2 buggies. I fought and fought with the buggy to try to get my quarter back so I could get a single buggy. A lady came up and she held one end of the buggies and I had the other end, at the same time we jerked the shit out of the buggies in opposite directions, all to no avail the buggies didn't come apart and I couldn't get my quarter back so I could get another buggy. The lady went on into the store and suddenly I realized I had stuck the quarter in the 2nd buggy not the first one that is why it gave me 2 buggies instead of one. DUH!!!! Did I feel like a dork or what? I went on inside and the lady saw me and said oh I see you finally got a buggy. I said yes Ma'am. She said how'd you get it? I told her and we both about wet the floor in the store. I raised up my bangs and said do I have STUPID written up there? __________________ Yeah so what if I'm triple dipped in awesome sauce? The best way to predict the future, is to create it.