Auntie Diva's Story Time

[Diva]

Originally Posted by shariberry

Dear Auntie Diva,

We have scarred poor little Cousin Ambrosia... she was so traumatized that she insisted on sleeping in my room last night. Well, that child sleeps under me, and she sweats. She kept mumbling in her sleep-- things like "No more strip clubs!" and "Please hurry and bring Diva more bread!"

I have NO IDEA how she knew your ex-husband is a bastard. I didn't even know she knew the word.

Oh, and Ricardo's wife wants to have a word with you.

Cousin ShariBlueberry....

That's good.
I want to have a word with Ricardo's wife, too.

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee