Auntie Diva's Story Time

[Just_G]

Auntie Diva, does that mean you want to ask her if you can cut their grass, or that you want to ride on Ricardo? I am so confused.

Cousin Blueberry, sorry that Ambrosia is scared of bastards in strip clubs....again, I think I have this all wrong!

[Diva]

Originally Posted by Just_G

Auntie Diva, does that mean you want to ask her if you can cut their grass, or that you want to ride on Ricardo? I am so confused.

Cousin Blueberry, sorry that Ambrosia is scared of bastards in strip clubs....again, I think I have this all wrong!

Cousin Shizzle......

You.
Pecan tree.
Go.


~Auntie Diva

[Puplove]

Originally Posted by Diva

Digression #2.

So....as we were enjoying our cheesecakes, I commented to your cousin Ambrosia that she was an Aquarian.......and, as a matter of fact.....SO WAS AUNTIE DIVA'S EX~HUSBAND......

And I asked her, "So you know what THAT says, right"?

And without missing a beat, your cousin Ambrosia replied, "That I'm a bastard?"



Your Auntie Diva didn't realize cousin Ambrosia had met her ex~husband.


Signed,
Auntie Diva, who is more than pleased to have an EX~husband

Dear Auntie Diva,
Cousin OilCan is an Aquarian.

Hee hee hee. Nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah,
Cousin PupSchmoopieSchmoop

[Diva]

Originally Posted by Puplove

Dear Auntie Diva,
Cousin OilCan is an Aquarian.

Hee hee hee. Nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah,
Cousin PupSchmoopieSchmoop

Cousin PupSchmoop,

There's ALways a bad egg in the bunch. But it's not cousinette Ambrosia OR Cousin OilCan.......

There needs to be another sign for the bad eggs......and we shall lump all of them together.

Just sayin'.....

Signed,
~Auntie Diva, Pisces Queen Goddess

[Just_G]

Originally Posted by Diva

Cousin Shizzle......

You.
Pecan tree.
Go.


~Auntie Diva

But Auntie Diva!!!!! I love you. Here is a toaster to show my love for you!