Shit Heard Around this House!!

Babyangeleyez · 07-07-2012, 09:17 PM

I had to post this conversation between my neighbor and I. It was a long time ago, but we still laugh about it today.

Neighbor: Lisa, you have to smell this new stuff I got.
Me: What is it?
Neighbor: Febreze.
Me: *takes bottle turns the knob, squeezes handle, turns knob, squeezes handle*. Ree, how do you get it to spray.
Neighbor: Turn the knob at the end.
Me: I did.
Neighbor: What does it say on the knob?
Me: It says "Off, No, Off, No"
Neighbor: Bust out laughing hysterically - Lisa, it "Off, ON, OFF, ON" not no.
Me: Busted out laughing from blonde moment. I was reading it upside down.

07-07-2012, 09:17 PM	#11
Babyangeleyez Member How Do You Identify?: Femme Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Virginia Posts: 242 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 152 Thanked 813 Times in 169 Posts Rep Power: 6511030	I had to post this conversation between my neighbor and I. It was a long time ago, but we still laugh about it today. Neighbor: Lisa, you have to smell this new stuff I got. Me: What is it? Neighbor: Febreze. Me: takes bottle turns the knob, squeezes handle, turns knob, squeezes handle. Ree, how do you get it to spray. Neighbor: Turn the knob at the end. Me: I did. Neighbor: What does it say on the knob? Me: It says "Off, No, Off, No" Neighbor: Bust out laughing hysterically - Lisa, it "Off, ON, OFF, ON" not no. Me: Busted out laughing from blonde moment. I was reading it upside down.