5 Things No One Would Know About You From BFP Alone

[Medusa]

* I fell asleep listening to Sufjan Stephen's "A Loverless Bed" on repeat during a 9-hour-long tattoo session. That makes me a complete badass.

* I eat a pack of Orbit Wintermint gum every 2 days and have been late to work from stopping to get more when I've been out.

* I sometimes obsess about what will happen to my childhood teddy bear when I die. He's real raggedy but his music box still works and he still has both his eyes.

* I think Diane Keeton looks like a mole-rat and cant watch any movies with her in them.

* One time, many years ago, a friend gave me a beautiful red sequined scarf when I was going through a really shitty time. It was one of the single-most thoughtful things anyone has ever done for me. I still sometimes take it out and wrap it around my neck and prance around when I want to remember how it felt for someone to finally "see" me.