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Old 06-05-2010, 09:18 PM   #1
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~ In the 7th grade, one of my classmates tapped me on the shoulder in English and told me I had put my dress on wrong~side~out.

I will never forget the embarrassment. It was white with pink polka~dots.
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♦ in my mid teens...to appease my girl, I allowed acrylic nails on my left hand only, to make it "fun" she told me I should pick a fancy design for it...she suggested a cherry tree, I told her I'd happily scratch her to death if I got PINK anything...so...the manicurist suggested a "fire" type..which I liked [i was 'in the closet' !!], however...it's a HUGE weakness of mine when a Femme wears 'em nowadays, the more elaborate, the quicker I'll act like a fly to blue light "so prettyyyyy -ZAP-" .....

♦ since Im successfully raising a baby Sparrow {So far}, I'm considering a Sparrow tat *Alongside ferret Ink*....

♦ I try my best to be Gluten-Free, Organic, pescetarian, Locavore....Not because I'm allergic or an Animal Rights Fanatic{or stuck-up}....Mostly because it's Healthy, and Fresh, which pretty much means if I cant find it in any of the above categories, I wont go apeshit or wind up sick...Just disappointed.

♦ Like Jet, I have bad Vertigo...Glass elevators are a big No-No...I'll barf from such dizzyness....Escalators are ok, as long as I focus on my feet....Anything above 2nd floor will trigger dizziness, hypervent, and nausea...Oddly enuff aeroplanes dont do that...
{I honestly believe it started after I bungee Jumped on my 18th birthday....Watching the river fast approach, then thinking I'm gonna splatter against the Bridge can make a tough Butch cry....My cousin had fun with the video, I had nightmares }

♦ I refuse to enter "Haunted Houses" or FunHouses....
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1. Every person I have ever dated seriously and most everyone I've ever dated casually, I got to know 'online', right down to my very first boyfriend, when I was in high school. Though at that time 'online' was a local bulletin board reached via a dialup connection and only one person could be on the board at a time cuz it was run out of a guy's office. Also, back then, 'online' people often met in real life for regular "gt's" or "get-togethers".

2. Speaking of meeting people online, I met my wife, not on a bf site, though we were both members, but via Neopets - a website designed for small children. This was a sign that we were off to an excellent start.

3. I'm both very open AND very shy (in person) which is an interesting combination because I am a terrible liar so when people ask me really personal questions, I tend to answer them truthfully and I can be bad at filtering. This is a good thing in that people usually know what I'm about and how close I am to them determines how much detail they get... but.. it can be a bit bad at times when I make myself too vulnerable to someone undeserving. Also.... it means I also embarass myself or get embarassed/shy easily and blush a lot.

4. When I first discovered the butch/femme online community, I used to get super tongue tied when any butch spoke to me at all - whether in chat or on the forums, though I'd have moments of bravery in those early days. I was absolutely drawn to and fascinated by the butches but seriously, knee-weak responses to like all of them! The first butch I met in person (before the online community actually), I tried to say hello, stammered instead, tripped and almost fell in their lap - then fled tearfully, soooo embarrassing!

5. One of the first butches that I ever made friends with (in a chat room at another bf site) is now my Unka, and I asked him to give me away at my wedding (and he was also Sparx's 'best man', we used the term 'honored attendant' I think). He was the best Unka of the Bride ever and he helped make it one of the best days of my life - something I will never ever forget.
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~ In the 7th grade, one of my classmates tapped me on the shoulder in English and told me I had put my dress on wrong~side~out.

I will never forget the embarrassment. It was white with pink polka~dots.


~ I'm going to get a pink retro bike.

~ My retro bike will possess a retro bell.

~ I love liver and onions.

~ I love accents....but I hate mine.



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~ My retro bike will possess a retro bell.

~ I love liver and onions.

~ I love accents....but I hate mine.



I love those little "ding-ding" bells on bicycles!

*ditto* on liver and onions! I should make that tomorrow!

Your accent has to be beautiful - I have a lot of Texan's in my family - I'm partial to the Texan accent!

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I too love to eat liver and onions!

I am praying that the new skin cancer treatment that my late sister was involved in is going to pay off now with a drug coming out by the end of this year with FDA approval and all - woohoo!

I have several angel statues in my yard.

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I get Vertigo like Jet and Rook. Mine started when I was young. I fell out of a tree wearing my astronaunt helmet. My helmet cracked and broke. I was so upset.

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Things about me that people may not know on here:

I'm actually not very outrageous, i rarely if ever pounce someone in real life

I come acrossed very self confident, but i'm not really, i just know how to sound as if i know what i'm talking about.

Inside i'm very delicate, i'm easily hurt and am quick to forgive.

I have pets, but i don't like having pets.

I am at the momment very happy to be single, and am not looking but I am a huge flirt.

Oh and i may be single but i has a crush on someone.... she's sweet....

She was talking about how she'd never marry her b/f -hehe - so i popped off at the mouth with.how about me... and she replied, anytime anywhere, just let me know -BLUSH- awww and as muich as i like her i will never date her.... i've lost too many friends that way.
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1. i created the "modern rock appreciation society" complete with mission statement and constitution so that I could book punk bands on campus.

2. i once had a mohawk.

3. I made a citizen's arrest of an a-hole who spit on me for having said mohawk (basically hung on to his pants leg while he dragged me around campus until he agreed to go with me to security :>)

4. i dj'd the overnite shift on saturday at the radio station and got love letters from prisoners at the nearby jail, complete with illustrations of how they pictured me (consensus was big blonde hair and big tits)

5.I dj'd tripping an acid on more than one occasion. shhh.
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I hate, loathe, and detest liver and onions and will send any I find to Diva and ALKiss. My aunt thought she could force me to eat it and did the whole "You're not leaving the table until you eat it" deal. I slept at the table that night and went without dinner, breakfast and lunch before my mom got home and chewed her out. Mom knew if I'd eaten it, I would have hurled, since I actually respected her enough to try it before and that's exactly what happened so liver and onions now tastes like onions, vomit and organ to me...not a good combo...hence the avoidance of it. I can't even smell it cooking without my gut seizing up.

I took Latin and Latin AP in high school, all four years. I can't remember much of it.

Accents. *swoon* That is all.

Every facet of my personality has been developed fairly well, so I easily shift from the quiet girl to the snarky bitch to the brat to the boss and so on and so forth. I lose a lot of people in conversations and/or confuse the crap out of them. Part of it's the Gemini thing, but I'm pretty sure it's the way I'd be no matter what sign I was born under/in.

I've been trying to eat the same damn apple for two days now. I keep leaving it for dessert or the last thing and then I get full before I get to it. I WILL eat it today, by George!
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1. i created the "modern rock appreciation society" complete with mission statement and constitution so that I could book punk bands on campus.

2. i once had a mohawk.

3. I made a citizen's arrest of an a-hole who spit on me for having said mohawk (basically hung on to his pants leg while he dragged me around campus until he agreed to go with me to security :>)

4. i dj'd the overnite shift on saturday at the radio station and got love letters from prisoners at the nearby jail, complete with illustrations of how they pictured me (consensus was big blonde hair and big tits)

5.I dj'd tripping an acid on more than one occasion. shhh.

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4. Our off campus house was haunted..for real the previous owner was murdered in it.
5. I went to a Marilyn Manson concert instead of the take back the night march...I know I was a douche bag when I was younger.
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