I'd Like to Claim I was Drunk: Pick Up Lines Destined to Fail

Ginger · 01-21-2015, 06:22 AM

This isn't exactly a pick-up line but about 25 years ago when I met the woman I would live with for the next ten years (so this is an old, hazy memory), I was working in a book store and she came in.

We were putting away a lot of books. She said, "Where will you put them all?" and I said, "This store is like a uterus. It expands to accommodate whatever shipment of books we have, and then it shrinks back down, when they're sold."

She shrieked, she laughed so loud. I think I made her nervous and thrilled her at the same time, by saying things she would never allow herself to say. Good old Nance.

01-21-2015, 06:22 AM	#11
Ginger Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Femme lesbian Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: East coast Posts: 2,416 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 5,829 Thanked 12,295 Times in 2,057 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	This isn't exactly a pick-up line but about 25 years ago when I met the woman I would live with for the next ten years (so this is an old, hazy memory), I was working in a book store and she came in. We were putting away a lot of books. She said, "Where will you put them all?" and I said, "This store is like a uterus. It expands to accommodate whatever shipment of books we have, and then it shrinks back down, when they're sold." She shrieked, she laughed so loud. I think I made her nervous and thrilled her at the same time, by saying things she would never allow herself to say. Good old Nance. __________________ Reach out.