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Old 07-02-2010, 09:07 AM   #12
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This is pretty recent.

Backstory: Mahhh Woman and I were in a club. I was standing off to the side, and Mahhh Woman was standing in line.

A butch is in front of Mahhh Woman. Butch keeps looking back to check out Mahhh Woman. I can see The Butch is trying to come up with something to say. Finally, The Butch musters up the nerve, and *this* is what she comes up with...

TheButch: (yelling, mind you) "Wow, you look just like my ex! It's incredible!" (gets camera phone ready) "Can I take your picture? I wish I had a picture of my ex to show you, because it's just so incredible how much you look like her. Can I take your picture, so I can show my friends?"

Mahhh Woman: (smiles) "No"

The Butch: "Would you like to go out on a date sometime?"

Really?

We saw this butch later, and she was pretty certain that the only reason Mahhh Woman wouldn't go out with her is because I was in the picture. I mean, how could such a stellar line NOT work?


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