Jo's Kitchen (and yes, the coffee IS on...)

[scootebaby]

Originally Posted by JustJo

Ummmm baby....are you talking about the itty bitty little black snake....as big around as my pinky and about a foot long?

He was more scared of you than you were of him....and don't worry...I may be a girly girl, but snake duty I have handled. I'm ferocious like that

Now those grasshoppers....that's another story

I love you baby

honey u did NOT have your glasses on...that sumbitch was at least 2.5 ft long,tried to stand up like a cobra,and i coulda sworn the bastard winked at me(think i wet myself a lil even)

those grasshoppers as i said were perfect size for some freshwater fishing...saw one on sunday..jumped up and damn wind carried it like 5o ft away...swear i heard it cussing bc it was NOT where it wanted to go

btw MM...r u getting any rest yet? yanno we really need to find u a woman----no wait--a wife for a night--a fulltime woman may end up making u work harder,longer bc she just has to have those prada shoes and louis vuitton handbag

*waiting for the repercussions of that statement,and planning my excuse*