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Old 05-05-2010, 11:09 AM   #1
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now honey are you happy i cleared up the crab thing? now STOP threatening to tell them about the 50 ft freaking snake
Ummmm baby....are you talking about the itty bitty little black snake....as big around as my pinky and about a foot long?

He was more scared of you than you were of him....and don't worry...I may be a girly girl, but snake duty I have handled. I'm ferocious like that

Now those grasshoppers....that's another story

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Ummmm baby....are you talking about the itty bitty little black snake....as big around as my pinky and about a foot long?

He was more scared of you than you were of him....and don't worry...I may be a girly girl, but snake duty I have handled. I'm ferocious like that

Now those grasshoppers....that's another story

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honey u did NOT have your glasses on...that sumbitch was at least 2.5 ft long,tried to stand up like a cobra,and i coulda sworn the bastard winked at me(think i wet myself a lil even)

those grasshoppers as i said were perfect size for some freshwater fishing...saw one on sunday..jumped up and damn wind carried it like 5o ft away...swear i heard it cussing bc it was NOT where it wanted to go

btw MM...r u getting any rest yet? yanno we really need to find u a woman----no wait--a wife for a night--a fulltime woman may end up making u work harder,longer bc she just has to have those prada shoes and louis vuitton handbag

*waiting for the repercussions of that statement,and planning my excuse*
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Old 05-05-2010, 01:20 PM   #3
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honey u did NOT have your glasses on...that sumbitch was at least 2.5 ft long,tried to stand up like a cobra,and i coulda sworn the bastard winked at me(think i wet myself a lil even)

those grasshoppers as i said were perfect size for some freshwater fishing...saw one on sunday..jumped up and damn wind carried it like 5o ft away...swear i heard it cussing bc it was NOT where it wanted to go

btw MM...r u getting any rest yet? yanno we really need to find u a woman----no wait--a wife for a night--a fulltime woman may end up making u work harder,longer bc she just has to have those prada shoes and louis vuitton handbag

*waiting for the repercussions of that statement,and planning my excuse*
Mmmm hmmm....yes baby * patting Scoote's hand * The snake was huge....immense even...

And because I'm generous you may have all of my grasshoppers...you're welcome

I must be a cheap woman...cuz you can keep the Prada...I do like Brighton though....
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[QUOTE=JustJo;99461]Mmmm hmmm....yes baby * patting Scoote's hand * The snake was huge....immense even...
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are you patronizing me honey? i mean bc if you are i might be inclined to tell them about the incident in the Mexican resturant that probably will NEVER allow us back in there again.
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are you patronizing me honey? i mean bc if you are i might be inclined to tell them about the incident in the Mexican resturant that probably will NEVER allow us back in there again.
Oh, now you've done it.... They're probably all still busy about that...

Just remember what we agreed honey..... if you see ....and I'll meet you back home.
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Old 05-06-2010, 04:06 AM   #6
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Good morning Honies and Homies, i have to say Scoote and Jo i love you both to death. I can always be assured to get a chuckle or a all out howl reading your banter. Scoote, my brother and friend I howled when I read sumbitch snake was 2.5 feet long. Jo,honey grasshoppers are real small sweetie they won't hurt you. I'll tell you both if I'm ever lucky enough to make my way to where you both reside eventually I will protect my brother from the sumbitch of snakes and protect you Jo from the grasshoppers.

Breakfast is on family, eggs anyway you like them today, crispy hash browns for Jo and I, bacon, biscuits, left over gravy, fruits, dips,juices, coffee and Dr. Pepper for Scoote.

Scoote, I'd like to say I'm getting rest buddy but I'm not. seems one day is meshing into the next. When I do try to relax and get away from my work and computer it's all I think off and I end up back at the computer. I have too much at stake my friend, it is on my mind always. I would hope a femme or as you said a wife for a day would help but I'm not sure at this point.

It might be fun though having a femme/lady/wife for just one day

Hope everyone has a great day !

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Good morning Honies and Homies, i have to say Scoote and Jo i love you both to death. I can always be assured to get a chuckle or a all out howl reading your banter......

Breakfast is on family, eggs anyway you like them today, crispy hash browns for Jo and I, bacon, biscuits, left over gravy, fruits, dips,juices, coffee and Dr. Pepper for Scoote.


It might be fun though having a femme/lady/wife for just one day

Hope everyone has a great day !

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AND BREAKFAST.. I am hungry in the middle of the night...


Hazlenut...sleepwalking coffeeeeeee. It's 4 AM and the cat is pacing and yeowing. We just had a mini 4.2 shaker south of here. I slept through it. and PeachesBoi thinks he is a richter scale announcer and thinks he is sitting on a fence in the moonlight being a howling alley cat , but he is on my bed, in my face, crying out..Big orange Skeeerdy kat.
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Lol Jo Jo,

This made me bust up giggling this morning!

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another morning here for all you Jo's kitchen dwellers..... its Thursday..... and storms have passed. its a nice right pretty sunny day here in Erie Pa land
have some chore's to tend doo ...... soo hope you all have a great day maybe bkl
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Good morning hunies and homies

Musicman...thank you for breakfast and putting the coffee pot on. I'm glad you get a laugh at Scoote and I...we are a bit silly at times (and the snake was nowhere near 2.5 feet long...just sayin' ) And we would love to have you come visit us once I'm down there and we have a place...and you can have all the snakes and grasshoppers, too. And....ummmm....how do you feel about frogs?

The thing about grasshoppers is they're so darn unpredictable in the way they jump. One really did jump off the path and a bit towards me last time I was there...and I admit I jumped and squealed. At least I didn't

Good morning to morningstar and freyja and zimmy and tommi too...so nice to see so many lovely faces in the kitchen this morning!

Tommi...I actually left a message in the gallery on one of your pics...cuz I think we have the twin to your Peaches. Ours is named Banshee and he seems to think he's sitting on the fence yowling too! Such a talkative kitty...but we love him.

Freyja...musicman....what can I say but hmmmmmm ...I'm keeping an eye on you two (and a grin on my face too!) You know what effect the honey house had on people....maybe the kitchen is the same

morningstar...think we shared the same thunderstorms last night...but the sky is bright blue and the sun is out this morning in Central NY too. Which means I probably should get the lawnmower out....

Zimmy...hope the little one makes a speedy recovery...strep throat is no fun at all. And another one? You're gonna be up to your ears in kiddos Can we all say "Aunt Zimmy"

My sweetie is still probably (and hopefully) sound asleep...and the goes off early enough. She had a heck of a day at work yesterday...so I'll just tuck her Dr Pepper in the fridge and tiptoe around til she's up.

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good morning/afternoon/evening to all the wonderful ppl here

welcome Jazz...pul up a chair,stool or stand if you like and tell us all about urself...Tommi...our MM is a wonderful cook and most always has coffee and breakfast going EARLY!

Ms Mountain...helloo to you

Zimmster--you keep adding them babies and ur gonna need a license girl...just sayin

ok Lady Pamela..where r u? did ur jallopy get the best of you? do i need to put out an APB??

and honey i done told you...you didnt HAVE YOUR GLASSES ON SO YOU COULDNT REALLY SEE HOW LONG THAT SUMBITCH WAS....dang now i gotta type in capitals to make sure she can see...put your glasses on dammit woman

MM..once we are settled you are more than welcome to come down anytime...maybe we can get CS down(poor Jo dealing with the 3 of us)

hello to you Ms Free---MM would make a good husbutch for a day..or more

ok back to work for me...back later

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Dr Pepper...ur too good to me muahhhhhh
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