Mustard on the CHEESE?: Idiosyncracies!

[Medusa]

Jack's bar of Irish Spring taunts me in the shower.

I can't even look at it.

I can hear it though.

"Im full of geerrrmmmmmmsssssss!"

"I've been WEEETTTT and DRIIIIEEEDDD OUUUTTTT AGGGAAAAIIINNN!"

"Your loooooffaaaahhhh might have brushed up againsssttt meee and will now have to be scallllddeeedddd lest my soapy gooey fuckery leave a fillllmmmmm!"

[SuperFemme]

[Liam]

Originally Posted by Medusa

Jack's bar of Irish Spring taunts me in the shower.

I can't even look at it.

I can hear it though.

"Im full of geerrrmmmmmmsssssss!"

"I've been WEEETTTT and DRIIIIEEEDDD OUUUTTTT AGGGAAAAIIINNN!"

"Your loooooffaaaahhhh might have brushed up againsssttt meee and will now have to be scallllddeeedddd lest my soapy gooey fuckery leave a fillllmmmmm!"

Irish Spring comes in a bottle now, perhaps you can gift Jack with some.

[Gemme]

Originally Posted by Softhearted

Hm, I see that I could gross out some of you with my fries with mayo or fries with mayo/ketchup sauce or fries with mayo/curry sauce... LOL

I won't be grossed out but I might fear for your sanity.

Originally Posted by Lillie

ok so Im gonna post one of HER idios! lol..cause of course I don't have any!

Imagine my surprise when I was told that I don't match up her left and right sock!..really? but according to her she has a sock that is shaped like her right foot and the same for her left one..I never heard of this b4 EVER


lol

It's true. There is a left and right sock.

Originally Posted by Sachita

My favorite sandwich is bread, mayo, pickles and lays potato chips.

Not for me. Blech. Have you tried the potato chips that are dill pickle flavored? They are found easily in the Midwest, I know for sure. I only get a craving for them once in every, oh, two to three years since they are so strong but you might like them if you like this, I think.

Originally Posted by Sachita

It drive me fucking crazy when people use the last of the toilet paper and don't put another roll on.

If you open, borrow or move something put it back where it belongs. This drives me crazy. Major pet peeve.

Don't ever give me a bad cup of coffee or coffee made wrong in the morning. Bitchtilla will arrive and give you a coffee enema.

Yes to the first two! Coffee enema, huh?

Originally Posted by SuperFemme

If I get a coffee enema then I pray I am not the person who didn't refill the tp roll.

sachita just skeered me.

Caffeine is used in lotions and whatnot to tighten things up. If you had a coffee enema..............

Originally Posted by Dante

I like to mix my taters with LIMA beans or corn. And mayo goes with artichokes the next day when they have been chilled in the frig. catsup I like with mayo and mustard on My hot dog.

No. Bad Dante. Mayo does NOT go with artichokes. Veggies plus mayo, in general, is not a good idea except in a salad (macaroni, ham, etc).

Originally Posted by SuperFemme

Lima beans are God's second biggest mistake. The biggest is avocado.

I can tolerate lima beans but the avocado...what has the poor lil green slimey thing done to you?

Originally Posted by Wryly

DVDs have to be grouped a certain way - by actor, writer (Jane Austen, Tom Clancey), drama, action or stuff I don't like/haven't gotten rid of yet but leave there for other people. And DVDs must be put back in the case when done watching and then put back on the shelf! None of that "Oh, I'll do it later" crap.
Same goes with my CDs.
And I don't like the way Apple has set up their categories for the iPod - I think it could have been done better.
Books are arranged by subject (fiction, knitting, history) and then by author

I grouped my DVDs and videos (before they got boxed up and put into storage) according to actor and then alphabetical order. I didn't have an order for the actor/actress groupings though. I pretty much put my faves on top and the rest below. Grouping by favoritism, I suppose.

Originally Posted by apocalipstic

Cynthia eats certain foods seasonally. No macaroni and potato salad or hot dogs in winter. Ever. Under no condition can this be changed.

Soup, spaghetti, roast beef? Winter food.

Who knew food was seasonal? I assume it is from the seasons being more pronounced up North?

Certain foods must be eaten for a holiday to count. Easter is scalloped potatoes and ham. Period. It is a life or death thing.

Tune fish sandwiches must be eaten with tomato soup. No other way.

Me? I just like my chicken really well done and no cheese on my sandwiches or burgers. Especially melted cheese.

Chicken on the bone which is not really well done makes me recoil in nausea.

I also do not like cheese...at least processed...on my burgers. When I do have cheese on a sandwich or burger, it's never cheddar (though I like cheddar).

Foods are definitely seasonal, but it's more of a temperature thing. Who wants to eat piping hot lasagna when it's 100 degrees with 90% humidity? Southerners know what I mean.

Originally Posted by DapperButch

Actually, it is not about whether or not mustard touches cheese or meat or whatever. It is about how mustard should go between the meats/cheeses and never on the bread to begin with. It soaks into the bread and then you can't taste it.

P.S. So, Gemme, when did mayo vs. miracle whip become such a nonchalant thing? Wasn't it life or death just a few months ago?

It changed according to my hormonal levels. *grin*

For two weeks, don't even THINK of substituting the white lard for MW and for two weeks, you can have it, and I can see and smell it without wanting to pull people's eyelashes out.

I still prefer MW though. Always.

Originally Posted by betenoire

When fixing up a cup of coffee the sweetener MUST go in before the milk. The coffee must be at optimal heat to ensure proper sweetener melting and distribution.

Oh. And I can only eat shrimp if it is breaded. Because if I can SEE the shrimp I know that it is ugly and I gag if it gets near my mouth.

I can't eat raw or steamed oysters. They resemble hard loogies too well. They MUST be fried and if they are too big to just pop in my mouth and I cut into it and the crap hasn't been cleaned out of it, I may retch.

[apretty]

i'm pretty sure my only weird thing is fries with a side of ketchup and mustard--the ketchup and mustard must only be slightly touching so that when i dip a fry it gets a portion of mustard and a portion of ketchup that barely touch. but, i bite the entire area at once.

oh and don't cut spaghetti. don't. even. allow me to see you cut it or break it when cooking it or eating it.

[apretty]

and never black pepper on mashed potatoes--it's white. only. ever. ever.

i don't want to look at mashed potatoes and see what looks like specks of ants in the white mashed potatoes.

and garlic powder annoys me, crush some goddamn fresh garlic. and garlic salt--what is that?

okay. that's all.

[Gemme]

Originally Posted by apretty

and never black pepper on mashed potatoes--it's white. only. ever. ever.

i don't want to look at mashed potatoes and see what looks like specks of ants in the white mashed potatoes.

and garlic powder annoys me, crush some goddamn fresh garlic. and garlic salt--what is that?

okay. that's all.

How do you feel about celery salt?

[apretty]

Originally Posted by Gemme

How do you feel about celery salt?

use some celery and sea salt.

[dixie]

Wow... I am so picky about my food...and other things...lol

my food can NOT touch at all, and i do prefer seperate dishes/plates

i refuse to eat dessert with the same fork as the main course

the ONLY sandwich I eat consists of: plain white bread, lots of Dukes mayo (it has to be Dukes, I won't eat any other), thick cheese, and crushed up plain potato chips

hamburger: Dukes mayo and ketchup on BOTH sides of the bun, meat, cheese... pickles have to be on the side, NOT on the burger

on the rare occasion i eat hot dogs: it has to be the thin ones, i don't like the thicker ones... must be 2: one with Dukes mayo the other with mustard and ketchup

toilet paper has to be OVER not under, or i will change it

I have so many other quirks...way too many to list or I'll be here all night! lol

[Gemme]

Originally Posted by dixielady

Wow... I am so picky about my food...and other things...lol

my food can NOT touch at all, and i do prefer seperate dishes/plates

i refuse to eat dessert with the same fork as the main course

the ONLY sandwich I eat consists of: plain white bread, lots of Dukes mayo (it has to be Dukes, I won't eat any other), thick cheese, and crushed up plain potato chips

hamburger: Dukes mayo and ketchup on BOTH sides of the bun, meat, cheese... pickles have to be on the side, NOT on the burger

on the rare occasion i eat hot dogs: it has to be the thin ones, i don't like the thicker ones... must be 2: one with Dukes mayo the other with mustard and ketchup

toilet paper has to be OVER not under, or i will change it

I have so many other quirks...way too many to list or I'll be here all night! lol

We could *not* live together, but we *could* use one another's bathroom.

[Bob]

Originally Posted by dixielady

..it has to be the thin ones, i don't like the thicker ones...

Just imagine if this were taken out of context by some jackass.

[Queerasfck]

Originally Posted by apretty

i'm pretty sure my only weird thing is fries with a side of ketchup and mustard.

and I'm here to say that I'm sure it's not your ONLY WEIRD thing............

[Kobi]

I forgot...fries with mayo! Yum.

And anchovies on pizza....double yum....plus not too many people will steal a slice

[Andrea]

I will go thirsty for a long time before I will drink tap water.

I will avoid eating fish even though I really do like it. However, I will not eat fish leftovers except cold salmon or tuna on salad, but only the very next day.

I am unable to eat anything I even briefly considered might have gone bad. Wonder if the leftovers have been in the fridge too long. Ummm.....sorry, can no longer eat it. That freshly thawed ground beef has a funny smell. Ummmm.... sorry, can no longer eat it.

Andrea