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Old 05-17-2010, 09:02 AM   #1
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My daughter ~ who hasn't quite learned how to cook/bake yet (having a step-mother who calls "good ol' home cookin' " STOUFFER'S) is learning now.....I'm enabling her to fail if she has to do that....

But right now, she's decided she wants to try her hand at chocolate chip cookies and has never used a mixer. I have a big ol' KitchenAide and she's afraid of it....

She can't hear me laughing....she is SOOOOOOO cute!



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My daughter ~ who hasn't quite learned how to cook/bake yet (having a step-mother who calls "good ol' home cookin' " STOUFFER'S) is learning now.....I'm enabling her to fail if she has to do that....

But right now, she's decided she wants to try her hand at chocolate chip cookies and has never used a mixer. I have a big ol' KitchenAide and she's afraid of it....

She can't hear me laughing....she is SOOOOOOO cute!



Well, it's a big hunka burnin' food love machiney thingy you got there, missy miss.

Nobody makes cc cookies like you do, but I won't tell her that.
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Talking with my honey about the Reunion and what she wants to do while she is in Little Rock. Her answer.... go see the Duggars (from 19 kids and counting).

OH MY GAY ~ too much reality tv.
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Talking with my honey about the Reunion and what she wants to do while she is in Little Rock. Her answer.... go see the Duggars (from 19 kids and counting).

OH MY GAY ~ too much reality tv.
They are actually renting a house that is about 4 miles from the hotel

Wanna go on a widdle field trip?!
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They are actually renting a house that is about 4 miles from the hotel

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Sorry for the disappointing news, but the Duggars are no longer in Little Rock. Their new baby was recently released from Children's Hospital and they moved back home to Springdale (NW Arkansas) this week!

I did have a couple of brief encounters with them while they were in town though. The first one was during the Little Rock Marathon. The house they were renting just happened to be at mile 10, and the whole family was volunteering at the drink/snack table set up in front of their house. I stopped for some water/gatorade, and also grabbed a few of their Jolly Ranchers candy!

A couple of weeks after that, I was house/dog sitting for some friends who live two houses down from where they were staying in the historic district. As I was walking the dog that Saturday morning, all of the little kids were out playing in the yard. They all said a big "Hi" and admired the dog as I walked by! I felt compelled to walk by their house every evening, hoping the family would be out in the yard... like they were big celebrities or something!
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later in the week.
Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's
office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I
had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already
around 8:45 AM...
The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any time
to spare. As most women do, I like to take a little
extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I
wasn't going to be able to make the full effort.

So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the
washcloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash
in that area to make sure I was at least presentable. I threw
the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment.

I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in.
Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I undressed, hopped up on the
table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that I
was in Paris or some other place a million miles away.

I was a little surprised when the doctor said, 'My, we have made an
extra effort this morning, haven't we?'I didn't respond. After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The rest of the day was normal - some shopping, cleaning, cooking.

After school when my 6 year old daughter was playing, she called out
from the bathroom, 'Mommy, where's my washcloth?' I told her to get another one from the cupboard.

She replied, 'No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it had all my glitter and sparkles saved inside it.'

Never going back to that doctor. Ever.
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Passive aggressive behavior from people who know better....really is comical. Makes me wonder sometimes. Perhaps I am just to outspoken but if I have an opinion or something to say I just say it. Anyways it makes me laugh
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