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Old 08-15-2017, 12:37 PM   #1
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Q: What did the magician say to the fisherman???

A: Pick a Cod, Pick a Cod!!!


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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the Shell Station...


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to get some Turtle Wax
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why does a chicken coupe have 2 doors?



if it had 4 doors it would be a chicken sedan!
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............and no doubt he said it in a New York/ New Jersey accent...
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Why aren't my photos showing??
They are ghosts?
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This isn't showing up

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Q: What do black cats drink in the afternoon?

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