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08-08-2017, 09:56 AM
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08-15-2017, 12:37 PM
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~ Jillian Turecki. “The work that is called for is the construction of our “More Perfect Union”(Obama). That job will never ever be completed: it’s one that requires rigorous attention and unfading wherewithal and all hands. The work is the keeping of the promises of our promised land. The practice of decency, the protection of freedom, and the promotion of liberty for all. With no exceptions. That takes a lot of work done on multiple job sites, every single day. And you can call each of them a battle for truth, justice and the American way,” — Tom Hanks.  |
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08-15-2017, 03:54 PM
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08-15-2017, 03:56 PM
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Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell Station... Why did the turtle go to the Shell Station? to get some Turtle Wax 
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09-15-2017, 07:47 PM
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why does a chicken coupe have 2 doors?
if it had 4 doors it would be a chicken sedan!
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10-28-2017, 05:08 AM
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10-28-2017, 05:08 AM
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10-28-2017, 05:09 AM
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Don't say I didn't warn you, the following jokes may make you go "uggggh"
BUT, come on! admit it! you smiled.  A jumper cable walks into a bar, the bartender says "Hey! Don't start anything!" A dyslexic man walks into a bra. What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car." I went to a seafood disco last week and pulled a mussel.
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11-15-2017, 05:58 PM
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Why didn’t the pilgrim want to make bread? Because it’s a crummy job.
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11-22-2017, 09:44 PM
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Q: Why do pilgrims’ pants keep falling down? A: Because their belt buckles are on their hats!
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11-22-2017, 09:46 PM
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Q: Who doesn't eat on Thanksgiving? A: A turkey because it is always stuffed.
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