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10-30-2021, 08:53 AM
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10-30-2021, 06:00 PM
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Which state is best known for small drinks?
MINNESOTA! How do you heal a broken pumpkin? With a PUMPKIN PATCH! Where do boats go when they are sick? To the DOCK! Why did the man fall down the well? He didn't see That Well! |
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04-01-2022, 04:55 AM
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Spring is here!
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A: So excited she wet her plants. Q: What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late? A: “Where in earth have you been?” Q: What did the dirt say to the rain? A: “If this keeps up, my name will be mud.” |
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04-01-2022, 06:28 AM
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Why can't our noses be 12" long?
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07-19-2022, 01:51 PM
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11-24-2022, 05:00 AM
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11-26-2022, 03:28 AM
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
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