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Old 10-07-2021, 01:18 PM   #1
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Lesson in catching an elephant.
Dig a huge pit.
Fill the pit with burned ashes.
Surround the pit with peas.
When the elephant comes to take a pea.
Kick him in the ash hole.
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Lesson in catching an elephant.
Dig a huge pit.
Fill the pit with burned ashes.
Surround the pit with peas.
When the elephant comes to take a pea.
Kick him in the ash hole.
Somebody should be telling PETA on you
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LOL cute. I love all animals mostly not the human animal. SO, please don't report me. *G
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So, how did you find the weather when you were visiting your grandmother?


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