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Lesson in catching an elephant.
Dig a huge pit. Fill the pit with burned ashes. Surround the pit with peas. When the elephant comes to take a pea. Kick him in the ash hole. |
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LOL cute. I love all animals mostly not the human animal. SO, please don't report me. *G
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Q:Why couldn't the skeleton go to the dance?
A: Because hy had no body to take. Q: Who did the skeleton invite to the school dance? A: Her goul-friend |
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So, how did you find the weather when you were visiting your grandmother?
Oh, I just went outside and there it was. |
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Q: Know why skeletons are so calm?
A: Because nothing gets under their skin Q: What do you call a witch’s garage? A: A broom closet Q: Why don’t mummies have friends? A: They’re too wrapped up in themselves. |
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Q.) Why did the bike fall over?
A. It was too tired. Q.) What do you call a pig that does karate? A. Pork Chop. Q.) Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants to the game? A. In case he got a hole in one. |
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