How Many Planeteers Does it Take to Derail a Thread?

[MsDemeanor]

Originally Posted by amiyesiam

Someone somewhere in this thread has to be really upset, offended, confused, or crying for this to be an actual thread.

I am all of these things. Furthermore, I am so deeply offended that I am clipping out of context portions of every offensive post in to one completely nonsensical post which I will then post here in all caps, a large font, and some horribly obnoxious color that is hard on the eyes. Said post will end with a pronouncement that I am unsubscribing from the thread, thus sparing me the five pages of attacks by sentence deconstructors and bulb cliques (you know who you are!!) that will surely follow my post.