What Cracked You Up Today?

Scorp · 07-02-2010, 08:59 AM

Attention is being drawn to our house, since we are putting an addition on and updating the kitchen. I was outside getting the mail and these 2 nice folks were going for their daily evening walk (I've never met them before until then). I waved to them so they stopped and were chit chatting and were asking about the house and how they had work done to theirs, etc. etc. The husband then says to me, we're going to be having a 4th of July party so there will be a lot of commotion and cars down the street, if you and your "HUSBAND" would like to come over, you are more than welcome. Now of course I laugh to myself, but I was very gracious and said thank you, if we're around we may just do that.

They continue on their walk, so 5 minutes later my honey comes outside and I say to her "Yeah, those 2 nice folks on their walk just invited me and my HUSBAND to their party this weekend". Of course we laughed about it. I tell ya one just never knows what will come out someone's mouth.

I chalk that one up as if saying to a voluptuous woman, gee when is your due date???

What a surprise it will be when they see me and my "husband"...SURRRRRRRRPRISE.....

LMFAO.....

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07-02-2010, 08:59 AM	#11
Scorp Italian Stallion How Do You Identify?: DNA Usually... Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: In a van, down by the river.. Posts: 2,702 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,557 Thanked 4,713 Times in 1,263 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	Attention is being drawn to our house, since we are putting an addition on and updating the kitchen. I was outside getting the mail and these 2 nice folks were going for their daily evening walk (I've never met them before until then). I waved to them so they stopped and were chit chatting and were asking about the house and how they had work done to theirs, etc. etc. The husband then says to me, we're going to be having a 4th of July party so there will be a lot of commotion and cars down the street, if you and your "HUSBAND" would like to come over, you are more than welcome. Now of course I laugh to myself, but I was very gracious and said thank you, if we're around we may just do that. They continue on their walk, so 5 minutes later my honey comes outside and I say to her "Yeah, those 2 nice folks on their walk just invited me and my HUSBAND to their party this weekend". Of course we laughed about it. I tell ya one just never knows what will come out someone's mouth. I chalk that one up as if saying to a voluptuous woman, gee when is your due date??? What a surprise it will be when they see me and my "husband"...SURRRRRRRRPRISE..... LMFAO.....