The Anti-Bucket List: Things Not To Do Before You Die

[dixie]

Originally Posted by SuperFemme

Things I could do, but more than likely won't do before I die:
(because sometime "never" is a good thing)

• urban bee-keeper
• fancy chef
• have another baby
• own a gun
• get a spray tan in a dark shade of orange
• walk on hot coals
• spiritual pilgrimage that involves a lot of walking
• wrestle and alligator

anyone else?

hmm... these are things that WOULD be on my list...
*I'd like to be a fancy chef, but my mom already does that so...
*I DO own a gun...lots of guns actually.. (and trophies for sharpshooting...and archery, as well...)
*I HAVE walked on hot coals...not that bad
*I WOULD LOVE to attempt to wrestle a gator...i <3 gators...lol

Okay, let's see...what do I NOT want to do...
*become a politician
*have a hot needle poked into my cornea
*jump out of a plane...(deathly afraid of heights)
*be covered in honey while tied to a stake over an ant hill
*have to (discreetly) tell my 84 year old grandmother (AGAIN) that her swimsuit was in a "reverse" thong position <--what has been seen can never be unseen *shudder*
*be featured on an episode of Unsolved Mysteries OR America's Most Wanted
*wake up in a bathtub full of ice with a slight "pain" in my side...
*run the NYC marathon
*wander upon a hungry raging grizzly in the forest

This list could go on and on...